Bet ya won't find this on Martha's show Friday w/the Berners :0) I received this from a friend. It's a cute one. Having a berner we have multiple ingredents below. Just in time for the holidays. :0)
Happy Howlidays, Beth Schmoyer Snowden Misha BARC's Alot Bethlehem, PA > With Thanksgiving just around the corner these cooking tips might come > in handy.... > > The proper way to cook with dog hair--by Mary E. Wooley > > Do you remember the last time you had company for dinner and how > embarrassed you were when you dug up several dog hairs from your best > gourmet effort? That is because there is a right way and a wrong way to > cook with dog hair. > > First, we must remember each dish calls for a different variety. If you > are unfortunate enough to own only one variety, I'm sure you can come up > with a friend who will be willing to exchange the proper variety of hair > with you. Or one could send off an order for a rare variety as they are > light and easy to mail. > > There are many dishes that are basic to most menus these can always be > spiced up with the Buff variety. These are especially useful when baking > biscuits, pastries and yellow cakes. The Black and Tan hairs go well > with fall dishes, Thanksgiving turkey, mince, or pumpkin pies or even > yams. Black of course is for your roasts, steaks, ribs and hearty dishes > including stews which carry blacks well. > > Naturally, Chocolate will go well with most desserts, unless it is a > very light Jell-O type dessert. then go back to the Silver Buff. If you > are especially interested in foreign foods most varieties can be used in > Mexican Japanese and Chinese cooking. In fact, any nationality food will > accept most dog hairs without hurting the food. > > A good rule of thumb to remember which dog hairs go with which dish is-- > use them as you would a good wine-- white wine and light hair with the > delicate dishes. Dark wine and dark hair with the more robust, heartier > dishes. > > Use your dog hair in Good Health!!!!! > > (Comment overheard at a dog show..... " one sure way to tell a real dog > person, if we find a human hair in our food, we immediately say "oh > yuck, I can't eat that it has hair in it!" If its a dog hair we just > flick it out and go right on eating..... Think about it !!!!)
