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Women - Multiple process Women's brain is designed to concentrate multiple tasks at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe. Men - Single Process Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men cannot watch a TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook. LANGUAGE. Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain sets up.But cannot find the solutions to problems. Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems. A 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy. ANALYTICAL SKILL Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process. He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily. If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She cannot understand the details of the map easily. For her it is dump of lines in a paper. CAR DRIVING. While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and drive accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving. You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next to him will shout, GO SLOW , CARE FULL, AAHHH, OHH GOD.. ..etc.. LIE Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying. Men's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.. PROBLEM. End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you disturb him, he gets irritated. End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem being solved or not. WANTS Men want STATUS, SUCCESS, solutions, big process... etc Women want RELATIONSHIP, friends, family...etc... UNHAPPY If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.. MAP Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain. Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat. LIFE Life is very easy to Men. One good job,(One alcohol bottle is enough for them - Optional) Women want everything in life. SPEECH Women use indirect languages in speech. Merlin asked Sam, Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee? This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee. Men use direct language. Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop. HANDLING EMOTION Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP group. To post to this group, send email to better_personality@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
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!:) Sent: 10 August 2010 17:18 Cc: Haridasan Subject: [Fwd: FW: Good one] Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello!!!. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says...do you know me???...to which she replies... I think you're the father of one of my kids Completely shocked...the guy's mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife and says... My God!... are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table???!! Confused... she looks into his eyes and says calmly... No... I am your son's teacher Moral of the Story... Don't open your mouth till you know ALL THE FACTS !!! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP group. To post to this group, send email to better_personal...@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/better_personality?hl=en.
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Dear All, This one is a lovely mail and you should read it... A good one too.. I am sure you will like it. A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?' Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.' 'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?' Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint. Finally he explained, 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.' Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small...' The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.' MORAL: When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other more, else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return. -- R Shanbhag Raj Abu Dhabi, UAE --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups BETTER PERSONALITY GROUP group. To post to this group, send email to BETTER_PERSONALITY@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to better_personality+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/BETTER_PERSONALITY?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
