[Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_not_one_of_those_love_thy Satire Maru -- William T Goodall Mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Web : http://www.wtgab.demon.co.uk Blog : http://radio.weblogs.com/0111221/ There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance - Steve Ballmer ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
On Thu, 20 Nov 2008, William T Goodall wrote: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_not_one_of_those_love_thy Satire Maru The thing about effective satire is that it hits very *close* to the truth. Thank you for reminding me of my desire to bitch-slap people who claim to be Christians and are a lot more hung up on Leviticus than Matthew chapters 5-7. :) (Problem is, bitch-slapping is more in keeping with Leviticus than that section of Matthew.) Julia ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
RE: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
Thank you for reminding me of my desire to bitch-slap people who claim to be Christians and are a lot more hung up on Leviticus than Matthew chapters 5-7. :) (Problem is, bitch-slapping is more in keeping with Leviticus than that section of Matthew.) Julia Julia, Your looking at that the wrong way. If you bitch-slap those purported Christians that REALLY need lessons in humility, then you are *giving them the opportunity* to practice Matthew 5:39: But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. Your doing them a favor ;-) Gary ~ Who suspects the ORIGINAL version actually said: whoever bitch-slaps you on your right cheek _ If you can't stand the heat, don't tickle the dragon. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
RE: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
At 06:07 AM Thursday 11/20/2008, Gary Nunn wrote: Thank you for reminding me of my desire to bitch-slap people who claim to be Christians and are a lot more hung up on Leviticus than Matthew chapters 5-7. :) (Problem is, bitch-slapping is more in keeping with Leviticus than that section of Matthew.) Julia Julia, Your looking at that the wrong way. If you bitch-slap those purported Christians that REALLY need lessons in humility, then you are *giving them the opportunity* to practice Matthew 5:39: But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. Your doing them a favor ;-) Gary ~ Who suspects the ORIGINAL version actually said: whoever bitch-slaps you on your right cheek Which might suggest to some this entry from this morning's PunditKitchen: http://punditkitchen.com/2008/11/19/political-pictures-bush-divine-slap/ . . . ronn! :) ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: [Humor] I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
On Nov 20, 2008, at 4:07 AM, Gary Nunn wrote: ~ Who suspects the ORIGINAL version actually said: whoever bitch- slaps you on your right cheek Oh, a lot of the Bible has been mistranslated for political correctness like that. Matthew 16:23 is often rendered Get thee behind me, Satan, when anybody who is following the story knows that it really means Kiss my ass. I'm sure there are others. Dave ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
