Re: Limericks (was Re: Greg Bear)

2008-08-22 Thread Ronn! Blankenship
At 07:42 PM Thursday 8/21/2008, Dave Land wrote:

Of course, there are all the ones that begin, There was an old man
from Nantucket..., most of which are quite unprintable, but there is
this offering:



Thirty years ago he was always a young man . . .


Tempus Fugit Maru


. . . ronn!  :)



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Re: Limericks (was Re: Greg Bear)

2008-08-22 Thread Julia Thompson


On Fri, 22 Aug 2008, Ronn! Blankenship wrote:

 At 07:42 PM Thursday 8/21/2008, Dave Land wrote:

 Of course, there are all the ones that begin, There was an old man
 from Nantucket..., most of which are quite unprintable, but there is
 this offering:



 Thirty years ago he was always a young man . . .


 Tempus Fugit Maru

There was a young lady named Bright
Who could travel faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And arrived there the previous night.

(Of course, it's been over 25 years since I last heard the limerick, so I 
might have misremembered something.)

Julia

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Re: Limericks (was Re: Greg Bear)

2008-08-22 Thread Ronn! Blankenship
At 09:15 AM Friday 8/22/2008, Julia Thompson wrote:



There was a young lady named Bright
Who could travel


much


faster than light
 She set out one day
 In a relative way
And arrived there the previous night.

(Of course, it's been over 25 years since I last heard the limerick, so I
might have misremembered something.)

 Julia



I have a joke book from the 1920s that that one is in.


. . . ronn!  :)



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Re: Limericks (was Re: Greg Bear)

2008-08-22 Thread Julia Thompson


On Fri, 22 Aug 2008, Ronn! Blankenship wrote:

 At 09:15 AM Friday 8/22/2008, Julia Thompson wrote:



 There was a young lady named Bright
 Who could travel


 much


 faster than light
 She set out one day
 In a relative way
 And arrived there the previous night.

 (Of course, it's been over 25 years since I last heard the limerick, so I
 might have misremembered something.)

 Julia



 I have a joke book from the 1920s that that one is in.

Thank you, Ronn!!

This was one that my grandmother was very fond of reciting.

Julia

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Re: Limericks (was Re: Greg Bear)

2008-08-22 Thread Ronn! Blankenship
At 09:15 AM Friday 8/22/2008, Julia Thompson wrote:


On Fri, 22 Aug 2008, Ronn! Blankenship wrote:

  At 07:42 PM Thursday 8/21/2008, Dave Land wrote:
 
  Of course, there are all the ones that begin, There was an old man
  from Nantucket..., most of which are quite unprintable, but there is
  this offering:
 
 
 
  Thirty years ago he was always a young man . . .
 
 
  Tempus Fugit Maru

There was a young lady named Bright
Who could travel faster than light
 She set out one day
 In a relative way
And arrived there the previous night.

(Of course, it's been over 25 years since I last heard the limerick, so I
might have misremembered something.)

 Julia


They're not always wailing in Wales,
You can't weigh a fish on its scales,
You'll acknowledge that Mars
Is found among stars
But can you tell me on which boat Marseilles?


. . . ronn!  :)



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Re: Limericks (was Re: Greg Bear)

2008-08-22 Thread Jim Sharkey
This is one of my favorites:

There was a young woman from Tottingham
Who had no manners or else had forgotten 'em
At tea at the Vicar's
She took off her knickers
Because, she explained, she felt hot in 'em

By the by, I *loved* the math limerick.  It definitely tickled me.

Jim
A poet who didn't know it Maru
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Re: Limericks (was Re: Greg Bear)

2008-08-22 Thread Rceeberger

On 8/22/2008 9:57:51 AM, Jim Sharkey ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 This is one of my favorites:
 
 There was a young woman from Tottingham
 Who had no manners or else had forgotten 'em
 At tea at the Vicar's
 She took off her knickers
 Because, she explained, she felt hot in
 'em
 
 By the by, I *loved* the math limerick.  It definitely tickled me.
 
 Jim
 A poet who didn't
 know it Maru

on a similar note:

A gay Irish Priest in New Delhi
Tattooed The Lords Prayer to his belly
By the time that a brahmin
got down to the amen
he'd blown both salvation and Kelly


xponent
Lim Maru
rob
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