Re: Silliness
Julia Thompson wrote: And Jim did not disappoint. I never do! Jim Just ask my wife Maru :-D ___ Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com The most personalized portal on the Web! ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
At 08:39 PM 12/16/03, Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. Come on, Julia. Did you honestly expect anyone here to simply answer Who's there?? -- Ronn! :) ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
Jim Sharkey wrote: Julia Thompson wrote: Jim Sharkey wrote: Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. *sigh* Who's there? Kosh. Kosh who? Sneezing is a three-edged sword. Julia ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
Ronn!Blankenship wrote: At 08:39 PM 12/16/03, Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. Come on, Julia. Did you honestly expect anyone here to simply answer Who's there?? Eventually. :) And Jim did not disappoint. Julia p.s. thanks for the compliments, guys... ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: an irksome Silliness Amazon comment
In a message dated 12/17/2003 8:37:31 AM US Mountain Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: a second Studio Ghibli tape. Which one? Damon. Kiki, he says bleary eyed, after only having slept from 7 to 10 AM. Sneezing is a three-edged sword. Sneezing while holding a three-edged sword should be banned from all nudist colonies. William Taylor - An Outlandish answer if written by Michael Criichton ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Silliness
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Re: Silliness
At 08:39 PM 12/16/03, Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. Arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf-arf! Little Yappy Dog Maru -- Ronn! :) ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
- Original Message - From: Julia Thompson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Killer Bs Discussion [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 8:39 PM Subject: Silliness Knock, knock. My, what magnificent knockers. Dan M. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
RE: Silliness
Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. *sigh* Who's there? Jim I just know I'm going to regret this Maru ___ Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com The most personalized portal on the Web! ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
- Original Message - From: Dan Minette [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Killer Bs Discussion [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 9:09 PM Subject: Re: Silliness - Original Message - From: Julia Thompson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Killer Bs Discussion [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 8:39 PM Subject: Silliness Knock, knock. My, what magnificent knockers. Yes...and a pair of them at that! xponent Young Funkenstien Maru rob ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
Jim Sharkey wrote: Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. *sigh* Who's there? Kosh. Julia ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
In a message dated 12/16/2003 7:40:19 PM US Mountain Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Knock, knock. Julia That's a great pair of knockers you ha. Hey! It's three hours to movie time. Why am I answering this email? Vilyehm Teighlore ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
Julia Thompson wrote: Jim Sharkey wrote: Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. *sigh* Who's there? Kosh. Kosh who? Jim I think I see where this is going Maru ___ Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com The most personalized portal on the Web! ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: Silliness
At 10:36 PM 12/16/03, Jim Sharkey wrote: Julia Thompson wrote: Jim Sharkey wrote: Julia Thompson wrote: Knock, knock. *sigh* Who's there? Kosh. Kosh who? Glazed Kosh whos are delicious. -- Ronn! :) ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Link - Silliness
This page has sound. It's probably reasonably work-safe, as long as you keep the volume down, unless your boss has had a traumatic experience with badgers. :) http://www.ebaumsworld.com/badgers.html Julia ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: teflon silliness
At 10:28 PM 5/30/03 -0700, Deborah Harrell wrote: Would an Uplifted chimp be able to use tingers and tumbs to drive while reading a laptop and eating? And still have one extremity free for New York's official bird . . . Flip Remarks Maru -- Ronn! :) God bless America, Land that I love! Stand beside her, and guide her Thru the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, To the oceans, white with foamÂ… God bless America! My home, sweet home. -- Irving Berlin (1888-1989) ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: teflon silliness
--- Ronn!Blankenship [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Deborah Harrell wrote: --- Jan Coffey [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Birds have very very sensitive resperatory systems. It is not supprising that they would die from the fumes of any type of pot or pan heated to the point that, well, it gave off fumes. wry Keeping a bird in or near the kitchen does seem pretty stupid. I dunno. Where else would you keep your chicken dinner? Visit The Colonel Maru Where so many *delicious* meals are eaten, of course -- the driver's seat! Although the grease might eventually gum up the laptop the driver is using to email business prospects, query MapQuest, and check out those hot porn sites... ;) Can't Beat Popeye's Maru (Hot chikin an' a bisquit! Would an Uplifted chimp be able to use tingers and tumbs to drive while reading a laptop and eating?) __ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
late night silliness, old stuff on hard drive
While depriving myself of sleep and looking through some old stuff on my hard drive, I ran across this really old (1994) software package called Story Gen The name is self explanatory. After playing with it and reading some of the silly plots, I thnk that I have discovered where cable TV comes up with some of their stupid movies - or perhaps I have discovered the secret to Danielle Steele's method of story line generation. This was shareware 10 years ago, and I am sure that making a copy would not be considered piracy anyway, so if anyone wants a good laugh and would like a copy of this program, the program and the data files zipped together total less than 18k. Email me and I will email the zipped program/data to you. Here is some of the text from the program and some of the incredible plots that it randomly generated... ...From Story Gen STORYGEN is a writer's utility that generates storylines by linking story elements together in a pseudo-cohesive manner. STORYGEN consists of 6 element files as follows: STORY ELEMENT EXAMPLE ~~~ GENRE drama SUBGENRE boy meets girl LOCALE a small pacific island MAIN CHARACTER a waitress ACTION travels across country with 2ND CHARACTER a serial killer This is a War/Musical story set in the desert where a sassy lounge singer vacations in Hawaii, only to be terrorized by a Tennessee farm woman. This is a Children's/Best Friends story set in the desert where a kickboxer returns to Earth to capture a suicidal stewardess. This is a Action/Coming of Age story set in a mall - after hours where a talk show host is programmed to be a Tennessee farm woman. This is a Western/Race Against Time story set in an abandoned building where a tax auditor is convinced someone is out to kill her/him, perhaps it's an evil 1958 Plymouth Fury. This is a Ultraviolence/Coming of Age story set on an airplane bound for Chicago where a pre-Med student relives a prior reincarnation as a lovesick terrorist. This is a Ultraviolence/Consipiracy story set in jail where a nun poses as a nanny to seek revenge against little people. This is a Mystery/Government Coverup story set in Disneyland where a pencil pushing geek take up arms when their school is threatened to be closed by a woman of ill repute. This is a War/Sword Sorcery story set in an underground defense complex where a computer hacker leads a giant cattle drive across Montana with his/her renegade ex-partner. This is a Horror/Boy Meets Girl story set in a parking garage where a recent parolee makes an arduous journey with a Tennessee farm woman. This is a Drama/Competition story set on an airplane bound for Chicago where a tax auditor pursues a widow and gets involved with a dysfunctional family. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Silliness re NK
This is probably getting around the net by now, but in view of recent discussions on both North Korea and George W humour, I thought it worth posting: Signs You're Either George W. Bush or Kim Jong Il 1. You've run your own economy into the ground and South Korea is pissed at you for your intransigence. 2. Vanity: permed hair, 14 thousand dollar suits. 3. Platform shoes, lifts, cowboy boots. 4. You are often confused with your father because you share two-thirds of his name. 5. Your dad sold chemical biological weapons and/or mechanisms of delivery to Saddam Hussein. 6. In times of international difficulty you turn to Clinton cabinet member Bill Richardson. 7. You were a drunken party-boy who now finds himself the leader of a nuclear power. Cheers Russell C. ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Re: More silliness, was Re: UN Security Council Reform was Re: Just for the record
At 11:21 PM 11/2/02, Erik Reuter wrote: Do you have any idea howudo you have any idea how to make a really good chocolate chip cookie? No, but I know where to go to buy them . . . M . . . chocolate chip . . . --Ronn! :) I always knew that I would see the first man on the Moon. I never dreamed that I would see the last. --Dr. Jerry Pournelle ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
Silliness in this post Re: cars, air L3er
William T Goodall wrote: External combustion engines (steam engines/turbines) are already more efficient than internal combustion engines, and what happened to the Stanley Steamer? commercial Aren't they the ones that are tough on dirt, gentle on carpets? /commercial Julia who expects that that's US-centric humor ___ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
