[cia-drugs] Re: Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

2010-03-08 Thread Kris Millegan
This is a ³joke² posting.

Peace, 
K


On 3/7/10 10:46 AM, Kris Millegan roads...@aol.com wrote:

 http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201003060908/subsidi-farm-granted
 -usda-contract-to-develop-seedless-pot/
 
 Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot
 Posted on March 06, 2010. Tags: legalization, marijuana, medicinal marijuana,
 mellow yellow, pot, proposition 215, smoke house
 Posted by P. Beckert
 
 Washington, D.C. ­ In what was hailed as a ³good news, bad news² story today
 out of Washington, Subsidi-Farm, one of the nation¹s largest agricultural
 companies, has been granted a federal contract to develop seedless, irradiated
 pot, which, among other things, will have a distinct yellow coloration to its
 leaves. Although seedless, the pot offers the same or better medicinal
 properties as that grown by private cultivators, due to the fact that all the
 plants processed will be female.
 The good news is that the federal government is giving the green light to
 Subsidi-Farm to develop this particular strain of seedless marijuana for
 purposes of supplying it to government storehouses and eventually distributing
 it to the hundreds of marijuana dispensaries popping up in states that have
 passed legislation legalizing medical marijuana. The weed is said be far
 superior to any grown by private farms and remains completely safe for
 consumption by card-carrying medical marijuana users. In addition, the
 irradiation process ensures purity and total consistency without producing any
 long-term ill effects for its users.
 The bad news for private cultivators is that this particular marijuana plant,
 known as SF-MM151, will become the only legal marijuana in the United States.
 The government reiterated that the plant will be strictly controlled. USDA is
 expected to hire and train several hundred cannabis specialists to regularly
 inspect medical marijuana dispensaries and ³smoke houses² throughout the
 United States, with the sole purpose of confiscating any marijuana that does
 not bear the trademark Subsidi-Farm bright yellow hue.
 
 Mellow Yellow Marijuana
 Medical marijuana dispensaries will be required to obtain both federal and
 state certification, akin to liquor licenses, in order to dispense the
 government pot. Licenses are expected to run in the tens of thousands of
 dollars; however, when compared to the enormous amount of revenues expected to
 be generated by medical marijuana dispensaries, the licensing fees should not
 create any protests.
 Already, growers in California and Washington State are attempting to
 duplicate Subsidi-Farm¹s patented plants, dubbed ³mellow yellow,² but none
 have been successful. A Subsidi-Farm spokesperson told us that the process
 whereby ordinary pot such as California Bud or Maui Waui is irradiated and
 colored naturally involves a top-secret technology; it is virtually impossible
 to duplicate by even the most sophisticated pot growers.
 What this means for the future of medical marijuana is that folks can stop
 fighting over their rights to use it. Smoke houses and marijuana cafes can
 stay open to dispense the product in an environment free from harassment by
 local police, providing, of course, they follow the strict FDA, DEA, USDA and
 local government guidelines for obtaining and dispensing mellow yellow from
 their storefronts. The distinct coloration of the pot will make it easy for
 agents to distinguish whether dispensary owners are trying to pass off
 artificially-colored pot for the irradiated Subsidi-Farm variety.
 Some Republican congressmen, especially those in states that have laws
 legalizing medical marijuana, see this as an attempt by the Obama
 administration to use socialist methods to control yet another aspect of
 American life. Conversely, most Democrats see it as a logical step in the
 right direction: a solution to a problem that not only makes the majority of
 Americans happy but also lines the government¹s pockets with much-needed
 regulatory revenues that can fund other social and educational programs hard
 hit by recent budget cuts.
 President Obama is said to be quite proud of the fact that Subsidi-Farm and
 the U.S. Government can work together toward a well thought-out compromise on
 the medical marijuana issue, freeing state governments to focus their
 attention on more pressing matters, such as health care.
 
 This post was written by P. Beckert
 
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 One Response to ³Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot²
 Bob Warren says:
 March 6, 2010 at 11:53 am
 The only problem with this is that like so many other medical canabis
 patients, some strains work for my illness and others don¹t. what if this
 strain doesn¹t provide relief for all patients? Are they just out of luck
 then?
 



[cia-drugs] Re: Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

2010-03-08 Thread muckblit
Maybe a joke but in Virginia they convict on mj dna not thc. Down
BY seeds and stems again...how about third strike life on mj dna
not thc? Hey, how about death penalty on third strike? Virginia
and Texas, highest hypocrisy index achieved by Russell Opium
Trust(ROT owns Yale) so far. Banned in Boston, make a job
for CACI Dyncorp Wackenhut Russell Opium Trust. FBI, save
the Lindbergh kid, make APEC pedo porn FBI-Boystown. The
security bubble is next.

USDA has terminator bee queens they're not seedless but most
US crops are pollinated by bees from USDA terminator bee queens
and then bees die from pesticides and genmod crops. Go get more
bees and bee queens then, from USDA-approved USDA-controlling
genmod bee corporations. Death on! Bee monopoly is an example
of how the next bubble, security economy, is going to get us. Oh,
USDA, save the bees, protect the food supply, yeah right. Dust
bowl. Grapes of wrath.

-Bob

--- In cia-drugs@yahoogroups.com, Kris Millegan roads...@... wrote:

 This is a ³joke² posting.

 Peace,
 K


 On 3/7/10 10:46 AM, Kris Millegan roads...@... wrote:

 
http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201003060908/subsidi-farm-g\
ranted
  -usda-contract-to-develop-seedless-pot/
 
  Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot
  Posted on March 06, 2010. Tags: legalization, marijuana, medicinal
marijuana,
  mellow yellow, pot, proposition 215, smoke house
  Posted by P. Beckert
 
  Washington, D.C. ­ In what was hailed as a ³good news, bad
news² story today
  out of Washington, Subsidi-Farm, one of the nation¹s largest
agricultural
  companies, has been granted a federal contract to develop seedless,
irradiated
  pot, which, among other things, will have a distinct yellow
coloration to its
  leaves. Although seedless, the pot offers the same or better
medicinal
  properties as that grown by private cultivators, due to the fact
that all the
  plants processed will be female.
  The good news is that the federal government is giving the green
light to
  Subsidi-Farm to develop this particular strain of seedless marijuana
for
  purposes of supplying it to government storehouses and eventually
distributing
  it to the hundreds of marijuana dispensaries popping up in states
that have
  passed legislation legalizing medical marijuana. The weed is said be
far
  superior to any grown by private farms and remains completely safe
for
  consumption by card-carrying medical marijuana users. In addition,
the
  irradiation process ensures purity and total consistency without
producing any
  long-term ill effects for its users.
  The bad news for private cultivators is that this particular
marijuana plant,
  known as SF-MM151, will become the only legal marijuana in the
United States.
  The government reiterated that the plant will be strictly
controlled. USDA is
  expected to hire and train several hundred cannabis specialists to
regularly
  inspect medical marijuana dispensaries and ³smoke houses²
throughout the
  United States, with the sole purpose of confiscating any marijuana
that does
  not bear the trademark Subsidi-Farm bright yellow hue.
 
  Mellow Yellow Marijuana
  Medical marijuana dispensaries will be required to obtain both
federal and
  state certification, akin to liquor licenses, in order to dispense
the
  government pot. Licenses are expected to run in the tens of
thousands of
  dollars; however, when compared to the enormous amount of revenues
expected to
  be generated by medical marijuana dispensaries, the licensing fees
should not
  create any protests.
  Already, growers in California and Washington State are attempting
to
  duplicate Subsidi-Farm¹s patented plants, dubbed ³mellow
yellow,² but none
  have been successful. A Subsidi-Farm spokesperson told us that the
process
  whereby ordinary pot such as California Bud or Maui Waui is
irradiated and
  colored naturally involves a top-secret technology; it is virtually
impossible
  to duplicate by even the most sophisticated pot growers.
  What this means for the future of medical marijuana is that folks
can stop
  fighting over their rights to use it. Smoke houses and marijuana
cafes can
  stay open to dispense the product in an environment free from
harassment by
  local police, providing, of course, they follow the strict FDA, DEA,
USDA and
  local government guidelines for obtaining and dispensing mellow
yellow from
  their storefronts. The distinct coloration of the pot will make it
easy for
  agents to distinguish whether dispensary owners are trying to pass
off
  artificially-colored pot for the irradiated Subsidi-Farm variety.
  Some Republican congressmen, especially those in states that have
laws
  legalizing medical marijuana, see this as an attempt by the Obama
  administration to use socialist methods to control yet another
aspect of
  American life. Conversely, most Democrats see it as a logical step
in the
  right direction: a solution to a problem that not only makes the
majority of
  Americans