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Subject: Vineyard Gazette Reporter Unapproachable
Date: Fri, 06 Aug 1999 14:09:51 -0400

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Folks,

I just phoned the Martha's Vineyard Gazette, and spoke with a
woman there. I asked her about the statement, in the early reports
of the John F. Kennedy Jr. plane crash, that a reporter for the
Martha's Vineyard Gazette had witnessed an explosion in the sky
around the time of the crash.  She replied, "Oh, that story was
completely bogus. What really happened was that someone was
shooting off fireworks on Falmouth."   "Falmouth?" I said,
"Is that an island?"  "Falmouth," she said, "is the closest
point to Martha's Vineyard."
  [At this point we ought to go to "mapsonus" or something,
   and locate a map of Falmouth and Martha's Vineyard.]
I said, "But this reporter witnessed an explosion in the SKY."
She countered, "Well, they were shooting rockets up in the
air, or something like that."

Fearing that I might scare her off if I continued along this
line of inquiry, I asked, "May I speak with the reporter who
witnessed this?"  "Oh, no," she replied nervously, "we can't
do that."   I said, "Oh, that's strange. What would be the
problem with speaking to a reporter?"  She repeated,
"We can't permit that."  I said, "Okay, can you at least
give me his name?"  "No, we can't do that, either," she
persisted."  Then she added, "He no longer works for us,"
almost as if she were making it up, just to turn me away.
And then when I responded in a surprised "Ohhh",
she suddenly realized that that comment made matters
worse, and, in a jolt of vexation, she sputtered,
"Oh, no, no -- it has nothing to do with that incident;
he went back to school."  "Oh," I said, "so is he a
journalism student?"  After an answerless pause,
I thanked her and said goodbye. I think she was relieved.

What do you make of this, folks?  What questions would
you have asked if you had called the Martha's Vineyard
Gazette, at (508)627-4311 ?  What questions would you
ask if you should decide to call the Martha's Vineyard
Gazette at (508)627-4311 ?

            John DiNardo   [EMAIL PROTECTED]


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