-Caveat Lector-

I am NOT recommendong this, i.e., I go with the ol'Hitchcock line
of reasoning, i.e., "no matter how guilty (or innocent) a person
is, if there ain't any cops around, then you ain't gonna get
busted, do any time, and/or die in the gas chamber (or in an
accidental police shooting)!"



--begin--

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

"Hello?"

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana and finally
leave.

The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.

"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep"

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."


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