-Caveat Lector- The problem is all inside your head Bill Daley said to me The answer is easy if you take it logic'lly I'd like to help you in your struggle to be king There must be 50 ways to screw the voters. He said call Reverend Jesse Jackson to intrude And soon he'll cause a riot so Bush votes they will exclude And he will rant and rave and he'll be so very crude There must be 50 ways to screw the voters. 50 ways to screw the voters. Chorus: Just file a new brief, chief Take the Bush ballots out, lout Just tape over their votes, Joe Just make yourself king Or you punch one for us, Gus You just need to cheat so much Just dimple more chad, Thad And make yourself king He said it grieves me now to see you in such pain Wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again I said I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the 50 ways He said why don't we call the Florida supremes. I'm sure in the morning they'll fulfill your fondest dreams And when he kissed my feet I realized he probably was right There must be 50 ways to screw the voters. 50 ways to screw the voters. Chorus: Steal a voting machine, Gene Count the Gore ballots twice, Bryce Just shuffle the stacks, Jack And make yourself king. Or you punch one for us, Gus You just need to cheat so much Just dimple more chad, Thad And make yourself king -- If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin. --Samuel Adams <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om