[CTRL] JOKE Bush visits a school.
-Caveat Lector- President Bush was visiting an elementary school one dayand before he left he declared he would have a brief question and answer period with the children in the classroom. Billy, a determined looking young boy piped up and said "Mr President,I have three questions for you: 1. What is the necessity of going to war with Iraq? 2. Why didn't your dad do it right the first time? 3 What are you going to do with the oil in Iraq? Just then the recess bell rang and all the children went out to play. Twenty minutes later when the children had returned and the classroom settleddown again Tommy addressed the president and said: "Mr President,I have five questions for you: 1. What is the necessity of going to war with Iraq? 2. Why didn't your dad do it right the first time? 3 What are you going to do with the oil in Iraq? 4. Why was the recess bell fifteen minutes early and 5. Where's Billy? . A HREF=""www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF=""Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF=""ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
[CTRL] JOKE
Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man anxiously says, "Yes." "Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
Re: [CTRL] joke
That is the way we are in this country. We are fond of eye service and white-washing. Because a big man, an international figure is visiting Nigeria, all of a sudden, NEPA workers have woken up to their responsibility," Segun Adepoju, a trader had said on Friday. "I have always said that the problem of NEPA is more of a human factor that technical. " http://asia.dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/world/article.html?s=asia/headline s/000831/world/afp/Darkness_descends_on_Nigeria_after_Clinton_s_visit.html Thursday, August 31 6:14 AM SGT Darkness descends on Nigeria after Clinton's visit LAGOS, Aug 30 (AFP) - Power supplies to many parts of Nigeria, especially economic capital Lagos, which surprisingly improved last week ahead of US President Bill Clinton's visit, have returned to their erratic performance shortly after his departure, residents said Wednesday. In Ijeshatedo district in central Surulere part of Lagos, has been experiencing several hours of electricity supply disruption since Monday after Clinton ended his two-day state visit to Nigeria, residents said. In Anthony village in northern residential district of Ikeja, power supply was disrupted on Tuesday for more than six hours, they said. The same story is replicated in Mushin, Agege, Iyana Ipaja, Yaba, Ebute Meta and posh residential and commercial districts of Ikoyi and Victoria Island, they added. A spokesman of the state-run electricity company (NEPA), Inuwa Garba, denied that the improvement in power supply recorded last week was because of President Clinton's visit. He attributed the improvement to the installation of new equipment and maintainance of old ones. "It is sheer coincidence that power shortages are being experienced shortly after Clinton left The current problem is technical and we are trying to rectify it," said another spokesman who demanded anonymity. NEPA officials said on Friday that power supply in the country was boosted last week by more than 300 percent ahead of US President's visit to the country. Power distribution shot up from 600 megawatts to 2,000 megawatts, a spokesman of the company, Inuwa Garba, had told AFP by telephone. "That is the way we are in this country. We are fond of eye service and white-washing. Because a big man, an international figure is visiting Nigeria, all of a sudden, NEPA workers have woken up to their responsibility," Segun Adepoju, a trader had said on Friday. "I have always said that the problem of NEPA is more of a human factor that technical. Let us see what happens at the end of Clinton's visit," Emmanuel Chiejina, a sociologist also said. Power supplies, which improved tremendously when Nigeria co-hosted with Ghana this year's African Cup of Nations, slumped again immediately after. The company is notorious for its inefficiency though and its critics have derisively turned its acronymn to "Never Expect Power Always." The new civilian government of President Olusegun Obasanjo has pledged to boost NEPA's generating and distributing capacity and then break up and sell off the company. A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/"www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html"Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]/A http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/"ctrl/A To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Joke
-Caveat Lector- A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/" /A -Cui Bono?- THE ONLY JOKE IS YOU, YOU SCHMUCK !!! A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/"www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soap-boxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
[CTRL] Joke
-Caveat Lector- A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/" /A -Cui Bono?- At a medical doctor's convention in Europe, a conversation took place in a pub after an enthusiastic midday lecture. Four doctors from different countries (one of them from the US) shared a table. The first doctor said "In my country, health care is so good that we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." "That's nothing", said the second doctor, "in my country, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." "Well", the third doctor boasted, "in my country, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, exclaimed, "Hah! In the US we are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put it in the White House, and have half the country looking for work the next day!" A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/"www.ctrl.org/A DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soap-boxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
[CTRL] Joke: How nationalities differ
-Caveat Lector- How nationalities differ "On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman 2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the True nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for further instructions. The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men after calling them both "bloody wankers". Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep. The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any. DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
[CTRL] (joke) Y to K compliant
-Caveat Lector- == forwarded message = Blonde secretary's memo to her boss: TO: My Boss From:Blondie RE: Changing calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distribute with the following new months: Januark Februark Mak Julk I also changed all the days of each week to: Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak We are now Y to K compliant. -- Any person can stand adversity, The true test is to give a person power. http://freeweb.digiweb.com/science_fiction/ThePiedPiper/~index.htm DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
