Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS?
-Caveat Lector- Well, a friend of mine has an infallible incantation for malfunctioning copiers, which he inherited from his sons: "Abracadabra peanut butter sandwiches!" This is demonstrably more effective than calling the copier service tech... -Original Message- From: Kelly [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 1999 3:01 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS? -Caveat Lector- http://www.nettoilet.com/news/getarticle.shtml?1999/11/14/item5.html InternetTrash News Monday, 15-Nov-1999 13:39:21 EST BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS? BAYSIDE, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) -- Next time the office photocopier breaks down, don't call a mechanic -- call a psychic. According to New York-based medium Shelley Peck, photocopiers often go kerplunk after they absorb too much "negative psychic energy." Peck claims a copy machine will have problems if it's used to make copies of negative subject matter -- like memos announcing office job cuts or scandalous news stories. She says copiers can also become "cursed" when nearby workers bicker or use bad words around the machine. To protect your copy machine from negative vibes, Peck suggests hanging a piece of copper or black onyx in the copy room to absorb any negative energy emitted from the machine. http://www.nettoilet.com/news/getarticle.shtml?1999/11/15/item6.html DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS?
-Caveat Lector- Tatman, Robert wrote: Well, a friend of mine has an infallible incantation for malfunctioning copiers, which he inherited from his sons: "Abracadabra peanut butter sandwiches!" This is demonstrably more effective than calling the copier service tech... Oh, thank you Robert! I'll have to try that as kicking and swearing at it only seems to worsen the situation! Would you also have an incantation for fax machines? For some reason they seem to despise me. Kelly DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS?
-Caveat Lector- Kelly wrote: Tatman, Robert wrote: Well, a friend of mine has an infallible incantation for malfunctioning copiers, which he inherited from his sons: "Abracadabra peanut butter sandwiches!" This is demonstrably more effective than calling the copier service tech... Oh, thank you Robert! I'll have to try that as kicking and swearing at it only seems to worsen the situation! Would you also have an incantation for fax machines? For some reason they seem to despise me. P.S. Is there some secret slot where you insert the peanut butter sandwiches? Thanks! Kelly DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS?
-Caveat Lector- It works for fax machines, too, except the ones that dial your voice line and squeal at you when they don't get another modem... -Original Message- From: Kelly [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 1999 1:18 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS? -Caveat Lector- Tatman, Robert wrote: Well, a friend of mine has an infallible incantation for malfunctioning copiers, which he inherited from his sons: "Abracadabra peanut butter sandwiches!" This is demonstrably more effective than calling the copier service tech... Oh, thank you Robert! I'll have to try that as kicking and swearing at it only seems to worsen the situation! Would you also have an incantation for fax machines? For some reason they seem to despise me. Kelly DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance-not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS?
-Caveat Lector- No, no...you EAT the peanut butter sandwiches! -Original Message- From: Kelly [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 1999 1:30 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS? -Caveat Lector- Kelly wrote: Tatman, Robert wrote: Well, a friend of mine has an infallible incantation for malfunctioning copiers, which he inherited from his sons: "Abracadabra peanut butter sandwiches!" This is demonstrably more effective than calling the copier service tech... Oh, thank you Robert! I'll have to try that as kicking and swearing at it only seems to worsen the situation! Would you also have an incantation for fax machines? For some reason they seem to despise me. P.S. Is there some secret slot where you insert the peanut butter sandwiches? Thanks! Kelly DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance-not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS?
The following was given to us when we received our new copy machine: WARNING! This machine is subject to breakdowns during times of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called a "Criticality Detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate they are to use the machine. The "CD" then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with violence, or using foul language towards it, only aggravates the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine will also cause it to malfunction. They belong to the same union. Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work. NEVER LET ANYTHING MECHANICAL KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN A HURRY. Kelly wrote: -Caveat Lector- Tatman, Robert wrote: snip... EPF.
Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS?
-Caveat Lector- Tatman, Robert wrote: No, no...you EAT the peanut butter sandwiches! Well, thank goodness for that! I was fretting that perhaps these machines were growing biological parts unbeknownst to moi! And that soon they would copy and fax me around the world until I was just a pale shade of myself - floating in some body and mind-controlled esoteric-o-sphere. (TM) Kelly -Original Message- From: Kelly [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 1999 1:30 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [CTRL] BAD VIBES BEHIND COPY MACHINE BREAKDOWNS? -Caveat Lector- Kelly wrote: Tatman, Robert wrote: Well, a friend of mine has an infallible incantation for malfunctioning copiers, which he inherited from his sons: "Abracadabra peanut butter sandwiches!" This is demonstrably more effective than calling the copier service tech... Oh, thank you Robert! I'll have to try that as kicking and swearing at it only seems to worsen the situation! Would you also have an incantation for fax machines? For some reason they seem to despise me. P.S. Is there some secret slot where you insert the peanut butter sandwiches? Thanks! Kelly DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance-not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om DECLARATION DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substancenot soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
