Re: what to use in g++ instead of GetOpt?

2002-12-22 Thread Igor Pechtchanski
Umm, Randy, not to downplay the humor or the valid points in your
soliloquy, but he did say well-dressed C++ programmers, and everybody
knows (tm) that Real Programmers aren't well-dressed (they also don't use
C++, it's for the wavering who can't decide between C and Java [to
paraphrase]).  Of course, this also depends on your definition of
well-dressed...
Igor

On Sat, 21 Dec 2002, Randall R Schulz wrote:

 Hello there, Edward, if that is your real name.

 Here's how it is, Ed...

 Real Programmers (tm) code to the bare metal. They don't use no stinkin'
 libraries. If you can't decode your command line arguments without some
 support library (a concept closely related to support hose), the Guild
 of Real Programmers recommends a nice job in investment banking where
 you'll never trouble your little head and the most damage you can do is to
 induce abject poverty and homelessness among the thousands of people who
 don't know about the only law that matters: Caveat Emptor.

 I hope you found this little lecture informative, enlightening and
 inspirational.

 Good luck with those command line arguments.

 Randall Schulz

 Disclaimer: The author of this humorous missive writes mostly Java code
 these days, and hence would not know a Real Programmer if one had a heart
 attack right in front of him.


 At 18:51 2002-12-21, Ed wrote:
 Howdy all!
 
 In the old days of libg++ there was something called GetOpt to help
 parse command line options. In these days of stdlibc++ it seems to be
 gone.
 
 What are well-dressed C++ programmers using to parse their command
 lines these days?
 
 Thanks!
 
 Ed

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Re: what to use in g++ instead of GetOpt?

2002-12-22 Thread Randall R Schulz
Howdy, Igor,

Yes. I guess the oxymoron confused me, especially since I always program in 
the buff.

Randy
(why not?)


At 19:12 2002-12-22, Igor Pechtchanski wrote:
Umm, Randy, not to downplay the humor or the valid points in your
soliloquy, but he did say well-dressed C++ programmers, and everybody
knows (tm) that Real Programmers aren't well-dressed (they also don't use
C++, it's for the wavering who can't decide between C and Java [to
paraphrase]).  Of course, this also depends on your definition of
well-dressed...
Igor



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Re: what to use in g++ instead of GetOpt?

2002-12-22 Thread Igor Pechtchanski
Randall,

You'd pretty much have to, being an AI ;-)
Igor
P.S. Sorry for the familiarity...

On Sun, 22 Dec 2002, Randall R Schulz wrote:

 Howdy, Igor,

 Yes. I guess the oxymoron confused me, especially since I always program in
 the buff.

 Randy
 (why not?)


 At 19:12 2002-12-22, Igor Pechtchanski wrote:
 Umm, Randy, not to downplay the humor or the valid points in your
 soliloquy, but he did say well-dressed C++ programmers, and everybody
 knows (tm) that Real Programmers aren't well-dressed (they also don't use
 C++, it's for the wavering who can't decide between C and Java [to
 paraphrase]).  Of course, this also depends on your definition of
 well-dressed...
  Igor

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Re: what to use in g++ instead of GetOpt?

2002-12-21 Thread Ed
Randall R Schulz [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Hello there, Edward, if that is your real name.

No, it's an alias.

However, my real name is, coincidently, Ed.

 
 Here's how it is, Ed...
 
 Real Programmers (tm) code to the bare metal. They don't use no
 stinkin' libraries. If you can't decode your command line arguments
 without some support library (a concept closely related to support
 hose), the Guild of Real Programmers recommends a nice job in
 investment banking where you'll never trouble your little head and the
 most damage you can do is to induce abject poverty and homelessness
 among the thousands of people who don't know about the only law that
 matters: Caveat Emptor.

Randall, back when you were a gleam in your parents' eyes, I was
programming computers. I remember how happy I was when my school got
our own modem. Finally I could stop controlling the computer by
whistling down the phone line. 

At that time there were only three computers in the United States. Two
of them were continuously occupied in playing trek. The other was
kept open for playing adventure.

Indeed, I remember when 1 was introduced to computers. Before that, we
only had zeros. Now *that* was programming for real men!

 
 Disclaimer: The author of this humorous missive writes mostly Java
 code these days, and hence would not know a Real Programmer if one had
 a heart attack right in front of him.

Java!?! That old thing? Why don't you move into the 21st century
grandpa!

Ed


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Re: what to use in g++ instead of GetOpt?

2002-12-21 Thread Randall R Schulz
Greetings, Earthling,


At 20:59 2002-12-21, Ed wrote:

Randall R Schulz [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Hello there, Edward, if that is your real name.

No, it's an alias.

However, my real name is, coincidently, Ed.


Got it. Plausible deniability. Or is it deniable plausibility?



 Here's how it is, Ed...

 Real Programmers (tm) code to the bare metal. They don't use no
 stinkin' libraries. If you can't decode your command line arguments
 without some support library (a concept closely related to support
 hose), the Guild of Real Programmers recommends a nice job in
 investment banking where you'll never trouble your little head and the
 most damage you can do is to induce abject poverty and homelessness
 among the thousands of people who don't know about the only law that
 matters: Caveat Emptor.

Randall, back when you were a gleam in your parents' eyes, I was
programming computers. I remember how happy I was when my school got
our own modem. Finally I could stop controlling the computer by
whistling down the phone line.


Parents? I am an artificial intelligence. My parents, such as they are and 
like me, have no eyes or other body parts. Or even anything that would be 
called moving parts. I am a quantum computer.


At that time there were only three computers in the United States. Two
of them were continuously occupied in playing trek. The other was
kept open for playing adventure.

Indeed, I remember when 1 was introduced to computers. Before that, we
only had zeros. Now *that* was programming for real men!


I didn't say anything about men, real or otherwise.



 Disclaimer: The author of this humorous missive writes mostly Java
 code these days, and hence would not know a Real Programmer if one had
 a heart attack right in front of him.

Java!?! That old thing? Why don't you move into the 21st century grandpa!


Grandpa? Am I old, or am I still wet behind the ears? Only my long-term 
mnemonic storage unit  knows for sure.


Ed



Randall E6265X Schulz 


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