Re: Bug#611508: ITP: Sahana-Eden -- Free and Open Source Disaster Management System

2011-01-30 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Sunday 30 January 2011 16.16:56 Sana Khan wrote:
 Free and Open Source Disaster Management Sytem

Are they trying to fix MySQL? Or is it a system to keep track of Jörg S. and 
some other people?

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Re: [MeeGo-dev] Packaging the MeeGo stack on Debian - Use the name?

2010-12-10 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 10 December 2010 17.36:13 Gunnar Wolf wrote:
  (Palindromicly-named projects (e.g. PHP) pose a particular problem)
 
 Well, we can always say that our PHP is spelt backwards. Or we can
 call it qhq.

Who would want to create a decendant / fork of PHP anyway?

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Re: Bug#596229: ITP: lazyscripts -- A stupid scripts management tool and non official package installer

2010-09-10 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 10 September 2010 03.31:26 Mauro Lizaur wrote:
 I wonder why the new trend seems to be using the word 'stupid' to
 describe the apps  (the ones to be packaged or not)...

The obvious next step will be to add Yet Another as people start to be 
annoyed at the stupid applications and rewrite them with somewhat different 
(and reduced?) feature set in a different programming language.  And of 
course, BSD licensed instead of GPL.

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Re: Switching /bin/sh to dash without dash essential

2009-07-26 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Saturday 25 July 2009 13.00:32 Wouter Verhelst wrote:
 On Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 04:46:36PM +0200, Ana Guerrero wrote:
  On Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 04:45:01PM +0200, Paul Wise wrote:
   On Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 4:28 PM, Manoj Srivastava 
sriva...@debian.org wrote:
At my last job, there were production machines that would have
cared
  
   Machines capable of feelings, wow!
 
  Cylons!

 All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again. In
 three weeks, the universe will explode in the third big bang since the
 start of unknown life.

And then there's the theory that the universe will immediately be replaced 
by a slightly different, more complex and complicated universe.  This, also, 
has happened before.

cheers
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Re: Declaration of intent to become a Maintainer

2009-04-25 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Saturday 25 April 2009 11.05:54 Adeodato Simó wrote:
 + Joachim Breitner (Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:30:56 +):
  I’d like to advocate Marco’s application. [...]
  Marco has attended DebConf 9 and thus has gotten to know Debian also
  from it’s personal side.

 We should accept time travelers into the Project right away!

I propose we accept him into the project as of 1.1.2008 so he can officially 
attend Debconf8 as a DD if he wishes to.

cheers
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Re: tcc

2009-03-13 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Yodel!

On Friday 13 March 2009 10:28:08 Giacomo A. Catenazzi wrote:
 Adam Borowski wrote:
  On Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 11:21:08PM +0100, Stefano Zacchiroli wrote:

  A C source file by itself cannot be run
  without having been compiled
  
  I guess you haven't seen the Real Men's only true scripting language.
  
  apt-get install tcc
...
 It is not real C  ;-)
 
 few assumptions on compiled language doesn't allow you to
 interpret a compiled language (and usually also the contrary).
 Few programs use such assumptions, but anyway...

While I agree that modern (dynamically typed etc.) scripting languages 
cannot easily be compiled (note that this is only a practical difference, 
not a theoretical one), I fail to see the difficulty with executing C from 
an interpreter.  In fact C makes quite few assumptions about the runtime 
environment and doesn't expect much/any behind the scenes magic to happen.  
I bet a C interpreter could even be written so that it only uses memory when 
the C source also would allocate memory (entering a stack frame and malloc)
[1], so while the interpreted program would probably hit OOM earlier then 
the compiled one, it would still do so only at the same places that a 
compiled program might hit OOM.

[1] One obvious way is to parse a whole function on entering it.  Given the 
low complexity of plain C code, it can then be executed without allocating 
further memory by just jumping around in the parse tree.

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Re: tcc

2009-03-13 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 13 March 2009 14:09:25 Giacomo A. Catenazzi wrote:
 Adrian von Bidder wrote:

[ok, last post from me, this is becoming silly even for -curiosa ;-)  We can 
come back to this topic when we meet next time]

  [1] One obvious way is to parse a whole function on entering it.  Given 
the 
  low complexity of plain C code, it can then be executed without 
allocating 
  further memory by just jumping around in the parse tree.
 
 But this is the problem. C code could be very complex: a lot of nesting
 block and hidden variables, a lot of switch cases, very long block and 
functions,
 ... which could require IMHO more memory (thus OOM).

Exactly what I'm saying... 

If the interpreter is written so that it only uses new memory when the 
compiled C program also would allocate memory (at enter stack frame time or 
at malloc), there is no difficulty.  Yes, the interpreter would hit OOM 
earlier than the compiled program, but memory allocation failure is legal 
behaviour for a C program, even if most (malloc() failure) or almost all 
(stack overflow) programs don't handle it gracefully...

cheers
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(... and as for the eval construct in interpreters: just handle it like 
system() in C: call the external interpreter.  I guess with a few hacks this 
might be made to work.  Ugliness is not really relevant here.  But yes, I 
see your point. ...)

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Re: Linux System Engineer (100%) in Zurich

2008-12-23 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 03 December 2008 07:41:38 Martin Bähr wrote:
 On Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 03:26:49PM -0500, Roberto C. Sánchez wrote:
  On Mon, Dec 01, 2008 at 09:35:16PM +0200, George Danchev wrote:
   The paradox is that if you try to import some tons of tolerance to
   such a country in order to alleviate these dissensions, you risk to
   fade out its multi-cultural beauty.

 huh? doesn't more tolerance make more room for multi-cultural beauty?

  I'd like to be appointed as Defense Minister :-)

Since the subject references my home country: I think Debian would make an 
even worse job of chosing a new defense minister than our beloved parliament 
just did.

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Re: Proposal - Logo Red is our color! [Re: Proposal - Project infrastructure team procedures]

2008-05-09 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 30 April 2008 21.43:40 Don Armstrong wrote:
 On Wed, 30 Apr 2008, Manoj Srivastava wrote:
  What's next, a GR determining the favourite color of the Debian
  collective?

 Clearly since our logo is red, it must be red!

And since our Logo in some pink-ish red, we'll have to sue Deutsche Telekom 
for using our Logo color.

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Re: Announcing the Smith Review Project: proofreading English in Debian packages texts

2007-04-02 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Package: smith-review-project
Severity: critical

On Sunday 01 April 2007 19:37, Christian Perrier wrote:
 The project also
 has a three-letter acronym name (SRP) which is mandatory in Free
 Software projects.

Your acronym is not recursive.

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Re: newmaint

2007-03-08 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 07 March 2007 12.32:31 Kari Pahula wrote:
 On Wed, Mar 07, 2007 at 01:32:36PM +0800, Ma Xuelian wrote:
  Dear Sir,
  I want buy a set of newmaint software.

 apt-get install newmaint
 Reading package lists... Done
 Building dependency tree... Done
 The following NEW packages will be installed
   newmaint
 0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
 Need to get 0B/1414kB of archives.
 After unpacking 1732kB of additional disk space will be used.
 Preconfiguring packages ...
 Do you promise to adhere to the DMUP? [Yes]
 Where can your GPG key be found? [~/pubkey.txt]
 Selecting previously deselected package newmaint.
 (Reading database ... 314159 files and directories currently installed.)
 Unpacking newmaint (from .../newmaint_2.7182_i386.deb) ...
 Setting up newmaint (2.7182) ...
 Welcome to the project!

You forgot to mention that Setting up newmaint is probably the 
longest-running postinst script in existence.

HTH
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Re: A Republican!!!!!! (was Re: OT: sponge burning!)

2007-03-03 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Saturday 03 March 2007 04.13:48 s. keeling wrote:
 Have you actually used public/mass transit lately, during rush hour,
 to get from one side of a city to the other, day after day, leaving and
 arriving _reliably_ within predictable time frames?

Yep, my wife and me both do that on a daily basis.

Yes, you have to take into account delays of perhaps up to 10 minutes if you 
miss a connection when you have to change from one line to another, but 
since buses and trams here go every 6 minutes in rush hour, that's not much 
of a problem.

 For extra spice, add in winter.

Main problem is that the vehicles are overheated, so you sweat when you wear 
a winter coat.  Or you undress and dress all the time.

You really, really don't want to go in your own car within the cities here: 
you take longer to look for a parking space than you'd have to walk the 3 
minutes to the next bus or tram station and wait the 5 or 6 minutes for the 
next bus.  Not to speak of the cost (if I'd own a car and wanted my own 
parking space, I'd pay up to €200 per month.  And I'd have to rent a 
parking space at the office, and pay the fees for parking in the city.)  
And buses and especially trams have their own lanes.

Granted, by international standard, cities here are somewhat smallish, but 
for an agglomeration of ca. 1 to 1.5 million people, public transport works 
reliably, all round the year.

I do rent a car when I 
 * need to transport big things
 * know I'll be away longer than midnight

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Re: testing d-i Release Candidate 1 and more release adjustments

2006-11-18 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 17 November 2006 12:57, Paul TBBle Hampson wrote:
 (As opposed to meat pies, which largely consist of floor sweepings and
 suspicious gravy. And the cheap ones tend to leave out the floor
 sweepings and gravy, and are basically suspicious wrapped in pastry.)

Somebody called me?  Meat pies!  Cheap meat pies!  I also have gourmet meat 
pies.  I also can sell you the contents of your own garage which you won't 
recognize anyway since you haven't been in there for two years.

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Debian und Ubuntu - in the Press

2006-09-15 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Quote from http://www.itwire.com.au/content/view/5634/997/
 [ The Ubuntu developers are all paid for their work. ]

The rest of the article is not bad, but this made me LOL.  I don't know the 
internals of Ubuntu, but AFAIK there are a few people who contribute to 
Ubuntu and are not paid.  Now is the time to invite them to contribute to 
Debian, where they won't be glossed over in this manner.  Or did anybody 
write an article like The Debian distribution is released by two 
volounteers, aba and vorlon?

greets
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Re: Hello!

2006-09-12 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Somehow this spam is appropriate to this mailinng list...

On Thursday 07 September 2006 23:30, Condoz wrote:
 Dear , [Use the 'Insert Field' icon on the toolbar to insert the Contact
 name.]

 Thank you for purchasing GoldMine Business Contact Manager.  [Insert your
 message here.]

 Sincerely,

  [Use the 'Insert Field' icon on the the toolbar to insert the Signature
 File]

 [To edit this e-mail template, select Edit | Custom Templates, right
 click on the 'Hello!' entry and choose Edit]

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Re: I want one of those!

2006-08-19 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 18 August 2006 20:44, Fabricio aybabtu Cannini wrote:
 Em Sexta 18 Agosto 2006 03:30, Adrian von Bidder escreveu:

  http://www.movidis.com/products/rev.asp

 Call me vrms if you want, but doesn't it sounds strange to trust your
 website to an OS that can't stay 3 days without a reboot, while preaching
 the power and stability of another OS ?

 http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=http://www.movidis.com

[run by Win2000]

Yes, I can see the irony.

Still: I'm not surprised.  If you're a very small company, you don't have 
time to care about your web site.  What you usually do is just to have some 
competent marketing company do all your corporate ID stuff (web site, 
letterheads, business cards, all the glossy paper stuff you need.)

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ATI is now AMD

2006-07-25 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Yo!

(Note - I would really post this to planet, except that my blog-like 
homepage is not in planet, and shouldn't go there because 99% of the 
content shouldn't go to planet and nanoblogger can't do RSS feeds for 
single channels AFAIK.)

I just read that AMD bought ATI.  Is AMD better in terms of Linux support 
than ATI?  Does anybody have contacts inside AMD or ATI who might be able 
to influence management to change the policy wrt open source graphics 
drivers now that the company has changed hands?

Just a thought
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Re: Thanks for playing

2006-07-20 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Thursday 20 July 2006 18:45, Fabricio Cannini wrote:

 Yeah, not like in OpenSolaris, when SSH depends on J2RE :-)

j2re wouldn't happen to include appletviewer and thus depend on X?

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Re: debian-niggers and debian-lgbt projects.

2006-06-20 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Monday 19 June 2006 22:05, 'Mash wrote:

 For a safer Windows Vista eXPeriance please turn your speaker knob
 30' counter-clockwise before booting you PC. For those without
 external speakers, please place you speakers face down.

For those with builtin speakers in their monitors, that gives a very, very 
sane experience.  Nothing better to calm down nerves than staring at the 
slightly greyish wall behind the monitor for a few minutes.

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Re: I am ashamed to be a Debian user.

2006-06-17 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 16 June 2006 03:12, GNAA Jmax wrote:
 I shall not tolerate this, and will be
 considering legal action against the Debian group under the equal rights
 act of 1964.

That would be a U.S. law?  Please do that, so perhpas some more people can 
be convinced that having the most important Debian assets covered under 
U.S. laws is a bad idea, and things like ftp-master etc. would perhaps 
better be hosted in some other country.

(Yes, I'm half-joking.  But I just don't the sort of silly law action à la 
whowasit vs. FSF or that person vs. Groklaw and 200 John Doe's in most of 
Europe.)

cheers
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Re: dak changes (names, version control, mail headers)

2006-06-13 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Monday 12 June 2006 18:41, Joe Smith wrote:

 News Flash!
 My sources indicate that the loss of her friends has made britney  very
 depressessed, and nearly suicidal.

No, it's just made her mother somewhat aggressive, driving over some poor 
photographer's foot and all that...


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Re: Calendar...

2006-05-13 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 12 May 2006 19:55, Wesley J. Landaker wrote:
 On Friday 12 May 2006 10:20, Benjamin A'Lee wrote:
  On Fri, 2006-05-12 at 12:13 -0400, Shawn McMahon wrote:
   On Fri, May 12, 2006 at 03:04:15PM +0100, 'Mash said:
Um, Emacs is not a console app; it's an OS running inside a
console/terminal emulator. Thanks anyway.
  
   It's a nice OS, but it needs a better text editor if it's ever going
   to be competitive.
  Maybe somebody should port vi to it.
 I hurd somewhere that GNU was going to port their microkernel to emacs.

Oh come on, stop it, that hurds...

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Re: advertising with http://lists.debian.org/debian-l10n-portuguese/2004/05/msg00047.html

2006-05-02 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Tuesday 02 May 2006 16:55, Henrique de Moraes Holschuh wrote:
 On Mon, 01 May 2006, stanley jenkins wrote:
  I am looking to advertise with debian.org [...] on your site at the 
  following page: 
  http://lists.debian.org/debian-l10n-portuguese/2004/05/msg00047.html

 Which is a page that contains SPAM, and does *not* contain the report
 spam logic.

LOL.  Now there's a business model.  Sell advertising space on list archive 
pages containing spam - Debian would have FAST INCOME GUARANTEED etc. etc., 
and nobody would really care about those banner ads.

Now expand on this.  Place the banner ads on separate web pages, on which we 
again can sell banner ad space.

We'll buy the world this way! Yay!
-- vbi

(Oh, yes: don't forget lots of sheet music for dueling banjos and get me off 
call*wave, so that the banner ads actually get any traffic.  Users who ask 
Debian about those topics are bound to click on any banner ad. GUARANTEED 
FAST GROWTH LONGER ENDURANCE MILLIONAIRE WIDOE etc. etc. etc.)

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Re: OT: U.S. Army veterans in Debian?

2006-03-27 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 22 March 2006 01:23, Arnt Karlsen wrote:
[...]

Stop it.  Now.  Please.

I like debating a very diverse number of topics, political and other.  But 
most don't have a place here.  Even, imnsho, on d-curiosa.

Thank you.
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Re: etch before vista

2006-03-25 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 24 March 2006 22:35, Sylvain Sauvage wrote:
 Vendredi 24 mars 2006, 12:43:46 CET, Thomas Bushnell BSG a écrit :
  A Mennucc [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
   I hope we do manage to release in Dec 2005 (and I thank people who
work hard to this end).
 
  Yes, that would be really cool.  Do we have any temporal engineers in
  Debian who can get to work on this right away?
 
  Actually, now that I think of it, we don't need to get to work on it
  right away.  We can just wait for the necessary technology, and then
  go back and release.

 If it would, etch should have been released by now. As it isn't the case,
 that means, either:
 1. we won't have the technology (sad);
 2. or noboby will use it to go back in time to release Etch earlier.

3. we will have the technology, but time travel backwards branches of 
parallel universes, and we just happen to still live in the original one 
where the time tourists didn't arrive yet.

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Re: DPL Debate prepared questions list

2006-03-20 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Saturday 18 March 2006 17:32, Roland Mas wrote:
 Thaddeus H. Black, 2006-03-18 16:00:11 +0100 :
  It appears that to have a Enterprise Grade Debian Distribution, we
  need a SPOC [ed.: Single Point of Contact?] team which can address
  Enterprise demands quickly.

   Yeah, and its members should have pointy ears and a puzzled raised
 eyebrow.

Nah, a fancy letterhead, a certfied logo program and very high fees should 
suffice.

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random fortunes...

2006-03-19 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Found in this order in Joey's fortunes email from yesterday morning:

+++
Das schöne an der Konzentrierung von Ämtern ist,
dass man fast immer sagen kann Ganneff ist Schuld.
-- Marc 'HE' Brockschmidt
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Die größten Schwierigkeiten liegen da, wo wir sie nicht suchen.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
+++

(english: the nice thing about concentration of charges [on few people] is 
that you can almost always say 'Ganneff is the guilty one'. and The 
biggest problems lay where we don't look for them.)

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Re: Our project

2006-03-10 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Tuesday 07 March 2006 21:44, Adam Borowski wrote:
 the knetbsd port

LOL 

German - Knetmasse or sometimes 'Knete' -- modeling clay...

Never occured to me before when I saw it as kNetBSD.
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Re: Subscribe message

2006-02-27 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Saturday 25 February 2006 15:32, Michelle Konzack wrote:
 Amaya

  1 - Answering to spam in a Debian mailing list
 His E-Mail is bouncing!

And you honestly think a spammer reads mailing lists to check if his spam 
comes through?

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Re: Flyer Re-print for CeBIT

2006-02-20 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 15 February 2006 19:05, Joost van Baal wrote:
  More than 13 CDs :-) How about: ... at least 2 DVDs or 14 CDs?

 Well, that way you assume there won't be _less_ CDs in the future... :)

Somehow I feel that this is likely a valid assumption...

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Re: The Debian community should influence the next Haskell language standard

2006-01-30 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Monday 30 January 2006 05:06, Isaac Jones wrote:
 The Debian community should influence the next Haskell language standard

Anybody founded the Debian Universal Standardisation Institewte yet?  Should 
the DPL try to get Debian in the loop of IEEE, ISO and DIN so we can 
rubbestamp all their new standards first?  Should Debian show up at next 
year's WEF?

Well, at least Isaac didn't ask for an official statement of the Debian 
project.

And he didn't use 'For those who care about Haskell' as Subject.

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Re: The klik project and Debian

2006-01-20 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Thursday 19 January 2006 13:37, Marc 'HE' Brockschmidt wrote:
 Frank Küster [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

  Shouldn't this have been on debian-devel-announce?

 No, the subject was wrong. It should have been For those who care about
 their packages in klik to be marked as real announcement.

To avoid these discussions in the future, I propose to merge all 
announcement and discussion lists of all major Linux distributions.  People 
then will just have to write sophisticated enough procmail recipes to get 
what is on topic for their interests.

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Re: We should release!

2006-01-09 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Sunday 08 January 2006 06:18, Wesley J. Landaker wrote:
 On Saturday 07 January 2006 18:06, Hamish Moffatt wrote:
  On Sat, Jan 07, 2006 at 09:12:33AM -0700, Wesley J. Landaker wrote:
   It worked when Joey posted it. It didn't BLINK, because most browsers
   ignore the blink tag; but if you looked at the source, it had the
   tags. =)
 
  It blinked here.. in Firefox 1.5.

 I guess actually to have good content/presentation separation, we should
 transform the text we wish to blink from semanticly marked up XML to
 XHTML via XSLT and then use CSS and DOM transformations with ECMAScript 
 to blink it.

W, easier to just manually blink it with show(), hide() and sleep() 
in a piece of javascript.

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Debian goes commercial

2005-10-21 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Whee, we're a commercial entity now!

OPENOFFICE.ORG 2.0 is out
TechWhack - Delhi,India
... is handled by a community made up of independent programmers and is
supported by corporate entities like Sun Microsystems, Novell, Red Hat,
Debian, and Intel. ...
http://stuff.techwhack.com/archives/2005/10/21/211001-openofficeorg-20-is-out/

cheers
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Re: More polygen tricks

2005-09-12 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Friday 09 September 2005 19.41, Enrico Zini wrote:
 Hi all!

 apt-get install dadadodo

 Selected for you:

polygen -X 100 bio dadado -

is my favorite.  I propose a bio-dadadodo contest here.

Unbelievably successful in the Windsor dinasty, he studied
surgery, and spent his strong interest for safari, while
studying Web design: and retired to the art of Western
Dalmatia, along with his whole tender years old young boy (he
lives by Oriago: San Marino on July the Saint Matthew cemetery
in western Luxemburg until After the fall of textile
industry).

cheers
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Re: gril required

2005-08-27 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Saturday 27 August 2005 16.41, martin f krafft wrote:

 (debian isp: the inexpensive sex procuration)

With that combination of terms in google, I wonder what kind of Email we're 
going to see now.

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Re: CIA training

2005-07-21 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Thursday 21 July 2005 16.20, Michelle Konzack wrote:

[not funny.]

Moderators, can somebody score this post down, please?

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Re: CIA training

2005-07-21 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Thursday 21 July 2005 20.51, Lennart Sorensen wrote:
 On Thu, Jul 21, 2005 at 08:36:16PM +0200, Adrian von Bidder wrote:
  On Thursday 21 July 2005 16.20, Michelle Konzack wrote:
 
  [not funny.]
  Moderators, can somebody score this post down, please?
 debian-curiosa is a mailing list.  It has no scores and probably no
 moderators either.

[ -1 obvious ]

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Re: the bottle and the cup

2005-07-12 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Monday 11 July 2005 21.38, Torsten Landschoff wrote:
 Hi Gustavo,

 On Wed, Jul 06, 2005 at 06:12:27PM -0300, Gustavo Noronha Silva wrote:
  Why a cup? Any specific reason to draw the cup besides the bottle? =D

 Isn't that Branden's cup? I am missing the helmet! :)
 Greetings from debconf5

Being at HEL you should know that Branden wears a crown these days.

http://alfie.ist.org/photos/2005-07-08/p7080024.jpg

(sorry, couldn't resist...)
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Joey's back!

2005-07-01 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Yo!

Is it a good sign or a bad sign when Heise starts an item on its 
'newsticker' with 'Joey's back!'?

http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/61270

cheers
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(For the foreigners here:  Heise Newsticker is probably the most important 
german IT news outlet.)

(Incidentally:  Thanks to Joey for all his work, and thanks to mstone for 
proving that Debian security  Joey.)

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All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals

2005-06-28 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Yo!

Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge to 
pass this on... :-)

Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627.

Rough translation:

Many programmers are criminals - they are, for example, guilty of secual
crime or are responsible for violence in their own families.  In my
opinion their brains went out of control in their job.  It is well-known
that programmers use coke.  It enhances their imagination and they can
program more efficiently and more creatively.  No wonder if people who
have access to everything that is on offer on the Internet all day long
lose control over their imagination.  I am convinced that a supervision
body for programmers is needed to disable potential criminals early on.

Sorry about that.  Back to work now.

cheers
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Re: All programmers are crazy, junkies and criminals

2005-06-28 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Tuesday 28 June 2005 18.27, Tobias Klauser wrote:
 On 2005-06-28 at 16:14:59 +0200, Adrian von Bidder [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:
  Yes, I know, list language is english, but I just can't fight my urge
  to pass this on... :-)
 
  Published in the Tagesanzeiger (Zürich, Switzerland), 20050627.

 Care to tell the page for those of us who own this newspaper? ;-)

Sorry, the mail was forwarded to me by somebody who forwarded it to that 
person...  But the Tagi doesn't have so many Leserbriefe that you wouldn't 
be able to find it, I guess...

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Re: Debian parody

2005-06-23 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 22 June 2005 12.54, Alberto Gonzalez Iniesta wrote:
 On Wed, Jun 22, 2005 at 12:46:12PM +0200, Wouter Verhelst wrote:
  On Tue, Jun 21, 2005 at 08:39:24PM -0400, Shawn McMahon wrote:
   On Tue, Jun 14, 2005 at 10:03:36PM -0300, Fabricio segfault Cannini 
said:
KDE:
'cause there's no G in DESKTOP.
  
   And no K in GNU.
 
  You know what, there's a 'G' in 'google'. Two of them, actually. And we
  all know what the most important site on the web is, right?

 Yes, KDE.org

There is a G in kde.org

Muahaha

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Re: Debian parody

2005-06-23 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 22 June 2005 20.36, Tobias Wolter wrote:
[pron-get]
 ... tarzeau ...

Why am I not surprised?

Try any package with a controversial name, and either tarzeau or William 
Ballard (I really miss him...) are not far.

:-)
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A Setback For Linux

2005-05-26 Thread Adrian von Bidder
LMAO

Forbes was reporting yesterday on the whole Bitkeeper/kernel thingy.  
Somebody either just read some headlines and thought he'd write a story.  
(And, sadly, I guess with Linux being a buzzword nowadays, and the typical 
Forbes readership not knowing much about Linux and how it is developed, it 
will even make a splash.)

http://www.forbes.com/business/2005/05/25/cz_dl_0525linux.html

Anybody found the second part of that article yet? (Supposed to be published 
today.)

 McVoy says BitKeeper lets Linux programmers crank out new versions twice
 as fast as they could before. BitKeeper also has protected the integrity
 of Linux. In 2003, BitKeeper detected a back door that a hacker had
 tried to plant into the operating system. Without BitKeeper, Linux now may
 be more vulnerable to such breaches, McVoy says. 

Yeah, sure.  BitKeeper has built-in IDS and whatnot.  And a builtin coffee 
machine, too, and a Pizza delivery device.  Pull the other one.


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Debian-based gadget: Nokia 770

2005-05-25 Thread Adrian von Bidder
Yo!

Just stumbled on http://www.mobileburn.com/review.jsp?Id=1376, which 
describes the new Nokia 770.  ARM, Debian+gnome based.

Anybody has the slightest idea what it is based on, exactly?  This can't be 
right...
 As I mentioned, the 770's software is based on Debian Linux (v2.6).

Hmmm.

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Re: Paranoider Deutschenmoerder kommt in Psychiatrie (verification)

2005-05-16 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Sunday 15 May 2005 12.33, Paul Johnson wrote:
 On Sunday May 15 2005 1:47 am, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  Hi,
 
  I just received your mail and noticed it is coming from an address
  I have not received mail from before. I would really appreciate it
  if you would help me separate your message from the spam that shows
  up in my mailbox every day, by clicking on this link to verify you
  intended to send mail to my address...

 Ah, yes, autogenerating more spam based on arbitrary email with the
 list as a From: address being received.  One of the many reasons
 challenge-response systems are considered harmful...

I approve any challenges for which I am not responsible (i.e. email 
challenge spam) as a matter of principle, and I invite everybody to do the 
same.

I usually do not react to challenges if I actually *was* the originator of 
the mail triggering that challenge.  Except in cases where I really, really 
want to reach the recipient (IIRC this was exactly once, so far.)

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Re: Debian Project Leader report for 2005-04-24

2005-05-01 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Sunday 01 May 2005 00.36, Miros/law Baran wrote:
 28.04.2005 pisze Lennart Sorensen ([EMAIL PROTECTED]):
   Hey, this is debian-curiosa! *We* have much time on our hands, and we
   want to spend it reading his blog :)
 
  Maybe you should write it for him.

 Why should she? It is Branden's blog that she wants to read. Note:
 READ. Not write. Writing is what I'm doing now. Reading is what you're
 doing now. And yes, I mean you, you and you too. And, when we're at it,
 why do you read this? Don't you have better things to do (than reading
 someone's poorly written English)?

We're the ones ensuring steady business for the pop-corn vendor at the 
entrance, to your left.  He'd complain bitterly if everybody suddenly left 
and turned to real work.

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Internetnews.com article updated.

2005-04-26 Thread Adrian von Bidder
At the footer of an updated article at internetnews.com:

 Update corrects misspellings to Robinson's name and the name of the
 Debian distribution. 

The article was about Branden Robinson's first report as Debian project 
leader.

http://www.internetnews.com/dev-news/article.php/3500321

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Re: Pope vs. Sarge

2005-04-21 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Thursday 21 April 2005 18.03, Marcel Hicking wrote:
 If you need some very exotic passwords, checkout
 your /dev/urang-utan

But that's not a good password - it's not random enough: there's basically 
only Ook and Eek.

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Debian article on serverwatch.com

2005-03-19 Thread Adrian von Bidder
http://www.serverwatch.com/eur/article.php/3491106

 ... and a meticulously coordinated release schedule ...

Yeah, sure.  But then:

 ... describing Debian's release schedule as glacial. ...

And I seriously wonder what they did to their text - bits are missing and 
some paragraphs are mutilated to the point where I can't tell what the 
auther meant to say (madduck, have you been pasting that text into this web 
site? ;-)

 So many people cheered ... [when the drop-arch-proposal came]

So? Where? (Ok, I'm biased by mostly seeing the impact on the mailing lists 
here and mostly ignoring reports in other media ;-)

The rest of the article actually isn't so bad - it was the first thing that 
made me laugh.

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Re: Gergely Nagy in need of support votes

2005-02-21 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Wednesday 16 February 2005 20.43, Joey Hess wrote:
 Please be sure to post your support message in the form of a simple
 gpg-signed phrase such as go for it or please do, as this will allow
 best possible re-use of your signed message in an alternate forum (such
 as http://wiki.debian.net/?DraftBranden, or email to debian-admin).
 Thanks to the Debian developers who have already done so.

Ok, so here is a free one, you have official permission to use this in any 
way you want:

-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-
Hash: SHA1

Go for it!
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Comment: get my key from http://fortytwo.ch/gpg/92082481

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NzFiMjVlYjcwMDZkYTNlAAoJECqqZti935l6L8gAn3e6AIbtb+2ZZxarz6FR82VB
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Re: Debian Logo on an italian amateur bicycle racing team

2005-02-10 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Tuesday 08 February 2005 15.31, Alexander Schmehl wrote:
[Debian cycle team]
 Cool idea!  May I suggest to arrive as last to the finish and be rock
 solid in the sattle when they arrive?

*and* they'll have to be arguing at the top of their voices all the way 
through the race.

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Re: Bug#286377: ITP: cdde -- CD Detect and Execute

2004-12-20 Thread Adrian von Bidder
On Sunday 19 December 2004 23.51, Roman Kreisel wrote:
   Description : CD Detect and Execute
  When it finds a disc inserted in the drive it will
 attempt to determine the type of disc, and execute a specified
 command.

Does the AUTORUN.INF based copy protection work as intended with this 
package (start wine, load the copy-protection, etc.)?

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
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