Community Outreach to other communities

2013-04-01 Thread Paul Tagliamonte
Ay yo, what up fellow ninjas,


Few days ago, I was smashin' some beers with the bro-skis[1] and we
were trying to figure out why there are so few bros in Debian.


We need to start a real Debian brobalization effort. I know it'll be
hard with all of us working bro-bono, but hopefully with some new
brocedures, we can avoid trouble and still appear to be a
brofessional organization.


This new broffensive will be a team-effort, and hopefully we can use
this to end the broppression in Debian.


I've attached a patch for apt to help us be more inclusive to this
critical market.


Outie 5000,
  taggs


[1]: http://people.debian.org/~paultag/uploads/dbl.jpg

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diff -Nru apt-0.9.7.8/cmdline/apt-get.cc apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/cmdline/apt-get.cc
--- apt-0.9.7.8/cmdline/apt-get.cc	2013-03-01 05:51:21.0 -0500
+++ apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/cmdline/apt-get.cc	2013-03-24 17:37:21.0 -0400
@@ -3344,13 +3344,16 @@
 bool DoMoo(CommandLine CmdL)
 {
cout  
-   (__) \n
-   (oo) \n
- /--\\/ \n
-/ |||   \n 
-   *  /\\---/\\ \n
-  ~~   ~~   \n
-  \Have you mooed today?\...\n;
+_ _\n
+   (_\\___( \\,\n
+ )___   _  have you smashed some milk today?\n
+/( (_)-(_)/\n
+ ,-' \\_\n
+   //(  ',__,'  \\  (' ')\n
+  //  )  ''\n
+  '' ; \\ .--.  ,/\n
+ | )',_,'( ;\n
+ ||| ''' '||\n;
 			
return true;
 }
diff -Nru apt-0.9.7.8/debian/changelog apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/debian/changelog
--- apt-0.9.7.8/debian/changelog	2013-03-14 03:14:09.0 -0400
+++ apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/debian/changelog	2013-03-24 17:37:05.0 -0400
@@ -1,3 +1,10 @@
+apt (0.9.7.8+nmu1) UNRELEASED; urgency=low
+
+  * Non-maintainer upload.
+  * Smashing down on some apt.
+
+ -- Paul Tagliamonte paul...@debian.org  Sun, 24 Mar 2013 17:36:58 -0400
+
 apt (0.9.7.8) unstable; urgency=criticial
 
   * SECURITY UPDATE: InRelease verification bypass


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Re: Community Outreach to other communities

2013-04-01 Thread Arno Töll
On 01.04.2013 16:41, Paul Tagliamonte wrote:
 diff -Nru apt-0.9.7.8/debian/changelog apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/debian/changelog
 --- apt-0.9.7.8/debian/changelog  2013-03-14 03:14:09.0 -0400
 +++ apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/debian/changelog 2013-03-24 17:37:05.0 -0400
 @@ -1,3 +1,10 @@
 +apt (0.9.7.8+nmu1) UNRELEASED; urgency=low
 ^

You missed something, didn't you? Otherwise, your patch looks fine!

Maybe you want to CC deity@l.d.o next time though when you plan to NMU
their package. :

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Re: Community Outreach to other communities

2013-04-01 Thread Paul Tagliamonte
On Mon, Apr 01, 2013 at 04:46:09PM +0200, A-dawg Tröllski wrote:
 On 01.04.2013 16:41, Paul Tagliamonte wrote:
  diff -Nru apt-0.9.7.8/debian/changelog apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/debian/changelog
  --- apt-0.9.7.8/debian/changelog2013-03-14 03:14:09.0 -0400
  +++ apt-0.9.7.8+nmu1/debian/changelog   2013-03-24 17:37:05.0 
  -0400
  @@ -1,3 +1,10 @@
  +apt (0.9.7.8+nmu1) UNRELEASED; urgency=low
  ^
 
 You missed something, didn't you? Otherwise, your patch looks fine!

I was planning on rewriting it in Node.js or Ruby later. We should use
the languages that other bros can contribute it.

 
 Maybe you want to CC deity@l.d.o next time though when you plan to NMU
 their package. :
 
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Re: Community Outreach to other communities

2013-04-01 Thread David Kalnischkies
Hi bro Paul,

thanks for your valuable contribution to fix the longstanding bug #271810
while outreaching to bro's at the same time!


On Mon, Apr 1, 2013 at 4:41 PM, Paul Tagliamonte paul...@debian.org wrote:
 I've attached a patch for apt to help us be more inclusive to this
 critical market.

Contrary to bro Arno I have to reject the patch in its current form though:
1. It opens a security back^Wfrontdoor: Given that cow has no
forehead everything could enter her head without verification.
I don't think we should be THAT open-minded …
2. The glasses seem to be an embedded copy as they are loosely
coupled with the head without requiring physical attachment to the
ears which is not possible with the glasses I have here, so these
must be a locally modified version. Alternatively I would look into
changing to a bronocle… äh, I meant monocle of course.
3. As with other cow suggestions: License? Source?
And very important: How old is the cow? (It's a nude art after all)
4. As Arno suggested, contact us at de...@lists.debian.org –
otherwise your NMU looks more like a NBU (non-bro upload)

As a sidenote:
I love that a cow is chosen to represent the bro movement even though some
will be offended (not because of the gender or because she is missing a leg,
 those dipshits are not bros, I mean the BBQ-bros)!


Thanks again bro and best regards

David Kalnischkies on behalf of the APT bros


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Re: Community Outreach to other communities

2013-04-01 Thread Paul Tagliamonte
On Mon, Apr 01, 2013 at 08:05:32PM +0200, David Kalnischkies wrote:
 Hi bro Paul,

Sup!

 
 thanks for your valuable contribution to fix the longstanding bug #271810
 while outreaching to bro's at the same time!

Totally rad, brobot! Stoked to do it!

 
 
 On Mon, Apr 1, 2013 at 4:41 PM, Paul Tagliamonte paul...@debian.org wrote:
  I've attached a patch for apt to help us be more inclusive to this
  critical market.
 
 Contrary to bro Arno I have to reject the patch in its current form though:
 1. It opens a security back^Wfrontdoor: Given that cow has no
 forehead everything could enter her head without verification.
 I don't think we should be THAT open-minded …

We need to broexist with the air-heads, of course.

 2. The glasses seem to be an embedded copy as they are loosely
 coupled with the head without requiring physical attachment to the
 ears which is not possible with the glasses I have here, so these
 must be a locally modified version. Alternatively I would look into
 changing to a bronocle… äh, I meant monocle of course.

Perhaps we can find someone broficient enough to brollaborate with the
APT team on fixing this severe issue.

 3. As with other cow suggestions: License? Source?

http://mediagoblin.com/u/cwebber/m/brogrammer-cow/

Made by real bro, cwebber under CC0 terms (as he's just informed me)

 And very important: How old is the cow? (It's a nude art after all)


14:29  paroneayea paultag: all I will say is that our agency asserts
  that all cows depicted are at legal and appropriate milk-producing age.


 4. As Arno suggested, contact us at de...@lists.debian.org –
 otherwise your NMU looks more like a NBU (non-bro upload)

I'll bring this to the broligarchy's attention next time - I was
brocrastinating a little, and forgot when I wrote the mail.

 
 As a sidenote:
 I love that a cow is chosen to represent the bro movement even though some
 will be offended (not because of the gender or because she is missing a leg,
  those dipshits are not bros, I mean the BBQ-bros)!
 
 
 Thanks again bro and best regards
 
 David Kalnischkies on behalf of the APT bros
 
 
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