Re: rfc1149

2001-05-07 Thread Oliver Elphick
Hilko Bengen wrote:
  >[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Thomas Bushnell, BSG) writes:
  >
  >> No, no. Pigeons are ugly horrid things that infest cities and leave
  >> droppings on my car.
  >
  >You mean packet loss?
 
I think it's network overhead.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-07 Thread Andreas Fuchs
Today, Hilko Bengen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> No, no. Pigeons are ugly horrid things that infest cities and leave
>> droppings on my car.
> You mean packet loss?

ITYM "log entries" as defined in RFC2549.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-07 Thread Hilko Bengen
[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Thomas Bushnell, BSG) writes:

> No, no. Pigeons are ugly horrid things that infest cities and leave
> droppings on my car.

You mean packet loss?

-Hilko




Re: rfc1149

2001-05-05 Thread Tollef Fog Heen
* Wichert Akkerman 

| Previously Hamish Moffatt wrote:
| > There's a lot more interesting ones than that. Last year, an RFC
| > described transmission of electricity over IP.
| 
| Probably because noone implemented RFC2549 yet: IP over Avian Carriers
| with Quality of Service. Unfortunately there still is ongoing litigation
| about which is the prior art: carrier or egg so large scale
| implementations are being put on hold for now.

Also, considering that the top quality is Concorde, and the Concordes
are having a hard time for the time being, I don't think anybody is
going to implement it for some time.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-05 Thread Wichert Akkerman
Previously Hamish Moffatt wrote:
> There's a lot more interesting ones than that. Last year, an RFC
> described transmission of electricity over IP.

Probably because noone implemented RFC2549 yet: IP over Avian Carriers
with Quality of Service. Unfortunately there still is ongoing litigation
about which is the prior art: carrier or egg so large scale
implementations are being put on hold for now.

Wichert.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-05 Thread Wichert Akkerman
Previously Christoph Simon wrote:
> The german expression has a somewhat special history.

Germanic at least, possible even older (considering Dutch has the
exact some meaning).

Wichert.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-04 Thread Thomas Bushnell, BSG
Sam Couter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> Pigeons *are* doves. What you think of as pigeons are probably rock doves.

No, no.  Pigeons are ugly horrid things that infest cities and leave
droppings on my car.  They are best known as "rats with wings".

With appropriate adjectives, pigeons are cool.  Carrier pigeons, for
example, or the lamentably extinct passenger pigeon.  But "pigeon"
without qualification is an urban blight.

Doves are cute little birds that people keep as pets which coo
charmingly and symbolize love.  

The fact that doves and pigeons may even be the same species doesn't
have anything to do with it.  Doves are nifty, pigeons are horrible.




Re: rfc1149

2001-05-04 Thread Rob Mahurin
On Thu, May 03, 2001 at 02:09:55PM +0100, Paul Martin wrote:
> Now, a problem arises if we are to package the common denominator "dove"
> or to provide separate packages optimised for various types of racing
> pigeons.

Anyone who wants to squeeze an extra 10% increase in performance can
spend five minutes [1] in "make config" and compile his own doves.

Rob

[1] I'm not counting the time it takes for the doves to hatch, as you
can do other things while you're waiting.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-04 Thread Tollef Fog Heen
* Christoph Simon 

(please get a proper sig delimiter)

| The german expression has a somewhat special history. Some centuries
| ago, a person could be declared to be "vogelfrei", as free as a bird,
| but in a not so romantic sense, as he would find himself disprovided
| of any kind of legal protection. If anybody wanted to harm or even
| kill him, he wouldn't be persecuted for that.

Like the english expression outlaw and the Norwegian expression
fredløs (literally: restless/peaceless)?

>From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) [web1913]:

  Outlaw \Out"law`\ (?), n. [AS. &?;tlaga, &?;tlah. See Out, and
 Law.]
 A person excluded from the benefit of the law, or deprived of
 its protection. --Blackstone.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Carlos Laviola

On 04-May-2001 Christoph Simon wrote:
> On Thu, 03 May 2001 22:34:20 -0300 (BRT)
> Carlos Laviola <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
>> 
>> On 03-May-2001 Arthur Korn wrote:
>> > Adam Heath schrieb:
>> >> Um, "Free as a Bird" is a song, and copyrighted, so they can't go in
>> >> main.
>> > 
>> > Copyrighting old german proverbs? *shudder*
>> 
>> German? Worldwide, AFAICT. (At least in Brazil, and most other countries, a
>> white pigeon is a symbol of freedom and peace)
> 
> The german expression has a somewhat special history. Some centuries
> ago, a person could be declared to be "vogelfrei", as free as a bird,
> but in a not so romantic sense, as he would find himself disprovided
> of any kind of legal protection. If anybody wanted to harm or even
> kill him, he wouldn't be persecuted for that.

Wow! Interesting story... There are some people out there who need to be
declared "vogelfrei"... >:)

> 
> 
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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Christoph Simon
On Thu, 03 May 2001 22:34:20 -0300 (BRT)
Carlos Laviola <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> 
> On 03-May-2001 Arthur Korn wrote:
> > Adam Heath schrieb:
> >> Um, "Free as a Bird" is a song, and copyrighted, so they can't go in main.
> > 
> > Copyrighting old german proverbs? *shudder*
> 
> German? Worldwide, AFAICT. (At least in Brazil, and most other countries, a
> white pigeon is a symbol of freedom and peace)

The german expression has a somewhat special history. Some centuries
ago, a person could be declared to be "vogelfrei", as free as a bird,
but in a not so romantic sense, as he would find himself disprovided
of any kind of legal protection. If anybody wanted to harm or even
kill him, he wouldn't be persecuted for that.


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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Carlos Laviola

On 03-May-2001 Arthur Korn wrote:
> Adam Heath schrieb:
>> Um, "Free as a Bird" is a song, and copyrighted, so they can't go in main.
> 
> Copyrighting old german proverbs? *shudder*

German? Worldwide, AFAICT. (At least in Brazil, and most other countries, a
white pigeon is a symbol of freedom and peace)

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Daniel Burrows
On Thu, May 03, 2001 at 02:09:55PM +0100, Paul Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> was 
heard to say:
> Rumours have it that Microsoft are going to embrace and extend this
> protocol using battery hens, with the "enterprise" version using
> roosters.

  Nah, I think they'll just hire some falconers.

  Daniel

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Paul Martin
On Thu, May 03, 2001 at 05:04:06PM +1000, Sam Couter wrote:
> 
> Taxonomically, pigeons and doves are the same.
> Both are members of the order Columbiformes, family Columbidae. The term dove
> is generally used for smaller species with pointed tails. "Pigeon" refers to 
> the
> larger species with square or rounded tails.
> 




Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Tollef Fog Heen
* Daniel Burrows 

|   Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think maybe a
| Debian package would have to go into contrib though, unless you can find a
| way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)

I just talked with the guy who did most of the work on IRC and he is
(probably) going to fix the package up a little bit, so that it will
actually be possible to package it.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Hamish Moffatt
On Wed, May 02, 2001 at 09:50:01PM +0200, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> 11 years ago IETF described a IP protocol to transport IP datagrams using
> pigeons. See

There's a lot more interesting ones than that. Last year, an RFC
described transmission of electricity over IP.

I like the one which describes the SONET to sonnet translation.


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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Arthur Korn
Adam Heath schrieb:
> Um, "Free as a Bird" is a song, and copyrighted, so they can't go in main.

Copyrighting old german proverbs? *shudder*

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Sam Couter
Evan Prodromou <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> Obviously, if doves were used, both pigeons and doves would have to
> provide the pseudo-package "avian-packet-carrier" and the installer
> package would need to update-alternatives as appropriate.


Pigeons *are* doves. What you think of as pigeons are probably rock doves.


Taxonomically, pigeons and doves are the same.
Both are members of the order Columbiformes, family Columbidae. The term dove
is generally used for smaller species with pointed tails. "Pigeon" refers to the
larger species with square or rounded tails.
http://www.comptons.com/encyclopedia/ARTICLES/0125/01443584_A.html

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Alexander Hvostov
On Thu, 3 May 2001 16:56:08 +1000
Sam Couter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Marcin Owsiany <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > 
> > No need to create a section for them. Birds can sit on the tree
> > directly.
> 
> But what about now that we have pools? Will they drown?

Being birds, I assume they would (attempt to) bathe in them...

Regards,

Alex.




Re: rfc1149

2001-05-03 Thread Sam Couter
Marcin Owsiany <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
> No need to create a section for them. Birds can sit on the tree
> directly.

But what about now that we have pools? Will they drown?
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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Adam Heath
On Wed, 2 May 2001, Jaldhar H. Vyas wrote:

> On Wed, 2 May 2001, Daniel Burrows wrote:
>
> >   Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think maybe a
> > Debian package would have to go into contrib though, unless you can find a
> > way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)
> >
>
> Haven't you heard the expression "free as a bird"?  Pigeons belong in
> main.  We just need to create new section of the archive up in a tree or
> something.

Um, "Free as a Bird" is a song, and copyrighted, so they can't go in main.




Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Evan Prodromou
> "JHV" == Jaldhar H Vyas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

>> Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think
>> maybe a Debian package would have to go into contrib though,
>> unless you can find a way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)

JHV> Haven't you heard the expression "free as a bird"?  Pigeons
JHV> belong in main.  We just need to create new section of the
JHV> archive up in a tree or something.

Seems to me that technical difficulties would require doing an
rfc1149-installer package in non-free. The installer could use debconf
to get your credit card number and then use wget to order the
requisite number of correctly-sized birds sent to your house by
FedEx. Of course, it would have to sleep while the birds were being
delivered, but then it could install them at the proper place in your
directory hierarchy according to the AHS*.

Obviously, if doves were used, both pigeons and doves would have to
provide the pseudo-package "avian-packet-carrier" and the installer
package would need to update-alternatives as appropriate.

~ESP

*Avian Hierarchy Standard.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Marcin Owsiany
On Wed, May 02, 2001 at 06:20:30PM -0400, Jaldhar H. Vyas wrote:
> On Wed, 2 May 2001, Daniel Burrows wrote:
> 
> >   Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think maybe a
> > Debian package would have to go into contrib though, unless you can find a
> > way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)
> >
> 
> Haven't you heard the expression "free as a bird"?  Pigeons belong in
> main.  We just need to create new section of the archive up in a tree or
> something.

No need to create a section for them. Birds can sit on the tree
directly.

Marcin
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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Paul Martin
On Wed, May 02, 2001 at 05:07:36PM -0400, Daniel Burrows wrote:
>   Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think maybe a
> Debian package would have to go into contrib though, unless you can find a
> way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)
> 
>   Hmm.."Depends: pigeons (>= 200lb)"

Of course there'll be cries of anguish from the mirror maintainers as
they'll have to install extra aviary capacity. What happens when someone
suggests we have a need for doves as well as pigeons?

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Jaldhar H. Vyas
On Wed, 2 May 2001, Daniel Burrows wrote:

>   Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think maybe a
> Debian package would have to go into contrib though, unless you can find a
> way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)
>

Haven't you heard the expression "free as a bird"?  Pigeons belong in
main.  We just need to create new section of the archive up in a tree or
something.

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Sean 'Shaleh' Perry

On 02-May-2001 Marcin Owsiany wrote:
> On Wed, May 02, 2001 at 09:50:01PM +0200, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>> 11 years ago IETF described a IP protocol to transport IP datagrams using
>> pigeons.
> 
> African or European?
> 

pidgeon, not swallow (-:




Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Marcin Owsiany
On Wed, May 02, 2001 at 09:50:01PM +0200, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> 11 years ago IETF described a IP protocol to transport IP datagrams using
> pigeons.

African or European?

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Sean 'Shaleh' Perry
>   Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think maybe a
> Debian package would have to go into contrib though, unless you can find a
> way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)
> 
>   Hmm.."Depends: pigeons (>= 200lb)"
> 

Why? We do not have 'Depends: CAT5 (<< 30m)'.




Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Nathan E Norman
On Wed, May 02, 2001 at 09:40:23PM +0100, Oliver Elphick wrote:
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>   >11 years ago IETF described a IP protocol to transport IP datagrams using
>   >pigeons. See
>   >
>   >http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
>   >
>   >Sadly enough, noone has still implemented this protocol.
> 
> It's just been done; see the latest issue of the Jargon file, Appendix A.
> (http://www.tuxedo.org/jargon/)

Also see http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/writeup.html

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Daniel Burrows
On Wed, May 02, 2001 at 09:50:01PM +0200, [EMAIL PROTECTED] was heard to say:
> 11 years ago IETF described a IP protocol to transport IP datagrams using
> pigeons. See
> 
> http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
> 
> Sadly enough, noone has still implemented this protocol. It would be nice to
> make a debian-package of it. Anyone interested drop me a line.

  Actually, I think it has been implemented recently.  I think maybe a
Debian package would have to go into contrib though, unless you can find a
way to squeeze pigeons into a .deb ;-)

  Hmm.."Depends: pigeons (>= 200lb)"

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Re: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Oliver Elphick
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  >11 years ago IETF described a IP protocol to transport IP datagrams using
  >pigeons. See
  >
  >http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
  >
  >Sadly enough, noone has still implemented this protocol.

It's just been done; see the latest issue of the Jargon file, Appendix A.
(http://www.tuxedo.org/jargon/)

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RE: rfc1149

2001-05-02 Thread Sean 'Shaleh' Perry

On 02-May-2001 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> 11 years ago IETF described a IP protocol to transport IP datagrams using
> pigeons. See
> 
> http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
> 
> Sadly enough, noone has still implemented this protocol. It would be nice to
> make a debian-package of it. Anyone interested drop me a line.
> 

actually, slashdot had an article recently with a LUG doing this in Norway. 
Most interesting.