RE: Engineer in hell

2001-03-17 Thread FRIES

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall
he also reap.Gal. 6:7

Joseph C. Fries
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-Original Message-
From: Nick Williams [mailto:nick.willi...@conformance.co.uk]
Sent: Thursday, March 15, 2001 11:32 AM
To: emc-p...@majordomo.ieee.org
Subject: Engineer in hell



In view of recent postings, I hope no one minds me posting the 
following which arrived in my in-box today

Nick
_

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks 
his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong 
place.

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty 
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in 
hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while 
they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and 
the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, 
So, how's it going down there in hell?

Satan replies, Hey, things are going great. We've got air 
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling 
what this engineer is going to come up with next.

God replies, What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He 
should never have gotten down there; send him up here.

Satan says, No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm 
keeping him.

God says, Send him back up here or I'll sue.

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, Yeah, right. And just where 
are YOU going to get a lawyer?

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Engineer in hell

2001-03-15 Thread Nick Williams


In view of recent postings, I hope no one minds me posting the 
following which arrived in my in-box today


Nick
_

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks 
his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong 
place.


So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty 
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in 
hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while 
they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and 
the engineer is a pretty popular guy.


One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, 
So, how's it going down there in hell?


Satan replies, Hey, things are going great. We've got air 
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling 
what this engineer is going to come up with next.


God replies, What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He 
should never have gotten down there; send him up here.


Satan says, No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm 
keeping him.


God says, Send him back up here or I'll sue.

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, Yeah, right. And just where 
are YOU going to get a lawyer?


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