[FairfieldLife] Re: President Hillary Clinton
Since your previous strategy to get Hillary into the Oval Office was an embarrassingly complete and abject failure, perhaps you would consider using the one used successfully by Bill and Barack. Just grease up her hips and push like hell. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@... wrote: A friend's husband was cleaning out the garage the other day and found a 2008 Hillary yard sign. It's now prominently displayed in front of their house. She got quiet a few calls saying, You Go Girl! I'm thinking of getting a 2016 Hillary yard sign. I hear a little voice saying, If you build it, she will come. Tribute video saluting Secretary of State Hillary Clinton looks like a 2016 campaign ad: http://youtu.be/cgIK3LBc-GI Following the video, Sec. Clinton, before beginning prepared remarks, said: I am somewhat overwhelmed, but I'm obviously thinking I should sit down. I prepared some remarks for tonight, but then I thought maybe we could just watch that video a few more times. And then the next time, I could count the hairstyles, which is one of my favorite pastimes. I think I now know what it feels like to be one of Haim's Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Read more: http://www.state.gov/secretary/rm/2012/11/201343.htm
[FairfieldLife] Re: Gates /is/ part Irish, related to Crowley
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, It's just a ride bill.hicks.all.a.r...@... wrote: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=8195564page=1 Perhaps Crowley took Yo Mama wrong? -- The Code Cult of the CPU Guru: http://www.ex-cult.org/Groups/Rama/wired What a sad, funny, pathetic story. It explains so much. snip This explains why Barry is so full of hate, which he denies motivates his button pushing and his unending snide charactures of people. The sad pathetic story is that a racist like you posts filth portraying the POTUS as a witchdoctor with a bone in his nose. The caricature is beyond snide. Wannna bet Obama can spell caricature you f 'in cracker? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/225781 Why are you so full of hate? Is it because Barry outed you again as a malevolent coward with a funky agenda that reeks?
[FairfieldLife] Re: Is Obamacare anything like Ayurveda?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, It's just a ride bill.hicks.all.a.r...@... wrote: http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/obama-witchdoctor-muck.jpg -- Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually ... a racket. I am curious why you posted this Bill. Do you think the image posted is racist? Do you think it could be seen as offensive? Do you think it is humorous? Do you think it is satire? Do you think it is truth-telling? I look forward to your answer Bill.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Sorry Judy
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ben brbenjaminassisi@ wrote: Obama has become the new Barry. :) Sal I think they are afraid of an actual articulate educated black man... just my theory Can't get much lower than this theory. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Nothing would have thrilled me more than to have been able to support a black man (or even better, a black woman) for president. Interesting that you would openly base you support of a candidate on whether they have ovaries or testicles but feel your concealed racism should never find the light of day. Perhaps you have buried it so deeply you are no longer even consciously aware it exists. It frightens you and angers you when it is spotlighted. Unfortunately this is a somewhat common thing in modern society that often manifests as one ages in a variety of severe personality disorders. Only time will tell whether Obama lives up to the hopes and dreams he has inspired in his supporters. Claiming support for brother Jesse and sister Cynthia takes the cake. For 40 years brother Jesse has been active to further only one cause, himself. Wise folks in the community have been embarrassed by this for years and it is why Obama has kept him at a great distance. Sister Cynthia is such a joke she almost a caricature. Ovaries verses testicles. Telling, very telling. That's why I said in an earlier post (which you didn't bother to read) that I had been looking forward to Obama's speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention and was so disappointed when it didn't inspire me. I was hoping he was going to provide that opportunity. I supported Jesse Jackson in his runs for president; and I ultimately voted this time around for Cynthia McKinney, because I wanted my vote to be recorded for a black person, even if it wasn't Obama. Your contemptible theory clearly has zero to do with anything you know about me. You've only been here for a week and haven't even been reading my posts. What's behind such racism accusations, obviously, is a terrible fear that Obama won't live up to expectations. The idea is to intimidate critics into shutting up lest they be accused of racism. The charge is made by those who think Obama can't stand on his own and needs some extra help, that he has to be protected from criticism. That's the *real* racism.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Obama: A Slippery Pol with Pretty Words
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@ wrote: snip If you ever met Rick you would know he looks like a pretty flexible guy, probably from so many years of yoga asnas. I wonder what kind of pretzel he has to twist himself into these days if thinks only Hillary supporters have a reason to criticize the One. Hmmm? For me personally, and for quite a few other Hillary supporters I know, that Boo Hoo, Hillary lost meme is just wildly off-base. I'd been dubious about Obama right from the start, back when he gave his speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention. Translation: I looked at the TV and saw he was a knee-grow. They get all uppity after they graduate from Harvard. I was looking forward to being thrilled by it, but I found it a big letdown. Translation: This guy doesn't realize his kind should know their place. And I wasn't any more impressed by him when he started campaigning. Translation: He is an idiot who isn't smart enough to know that a knee-grow is unelectable and Hillary DESERVES to be GIVEN the Presidency. After all, she is the white female and we DESERVE it.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Funniest all-time FFL posting
Testify Brother Shemp! Truth can't hide. Bigotry is learned from the parents. Maharishi-ji taught us all the principle of the second element. Shine a light on the bigots and watch em scatter like cock-a-roaches and run for any hiding place they can find. As far as I know. Disgusting. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk shempmcg...@... wrote: Judy Stein explains that the best way for parents to teach their children the evils of bigotry is to participate in the bigotry yourself which will provide your children with an example of how bad it is. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@p... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk [snip] did they cook up the story of Al Gore Junior's black Nanny who used to travel with the family by car from Tennessee to D.C. and when Al Gore Sr. would stop at Whites-only restaurants that the Nanny had to stay behind in the car? As she tells it, Jr. felt sorry for her and had to bring lunch out to her outside? As you know, Shemp, we've been over this already. There weren't any restaurants that served both blacks and whites; they had no choice. Gore's parents used this situation as the basis for lectures to their children on the evils of segregation. [snip].
[FairfieldLife] Re: Funniest all-time FFL posting
Testify! Do you feel better now? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote: I'm a bigot --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: Testify Brother Shemp! Truth can't hide. Bigotry is learned from the parents. Maharishi-ji taught us all the principle of the second element. Shine a light on the bigots and watch em scatter like cock-a-roaches and run for any hiding place they can find. As far as I know. Disgusting. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk shempmcgurk@ wrote: Judy Stein explains that the best way for parents to teach their children the evils of bigotry is to participate in the bigotry yourself which will provide your children with an example of how bad it is. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@p... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk [snip] did they cook up the story of Al Gore Junior's black Nanny who used to travel with the family by car from Tennessee to D.C. and when Al Gore Sr. would stop at Whites-only restaurants that the Nanny had to stay behind in the car? As she tells it, Jr. felt sorry for her and had to bring lunch out to her outside? As you know, Shemp, we've been over this already. There weren't any restaurants that served both blacks and whites; they had no choice. Gore's parents used this situation as the basis for lectures to their children on the evils of segregation. [snip].
[FairfieldLife] Re: FW: YOU make up your own mind ! -- The statement,people become lik...
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: Not exactly - Hillary did say As far as I know. which indicates that she doesn't know for sure. She said as far as she knew there was no reason NOT to believe what he said, exactly the opposite of what Mike and Barry claimed. As far as I know. She tried painting him with the same broad brush you use. She lost and you lose like you lost when you said you wanted Obama dead like brother Malcolm, brother Martin and RFK. As far as I know OK, do you get off lying about white people, or what? Its always about race with you isnt it? Yeah, that must be why I voted for Cynthia McKinney. You ninny, you didn't notice that I was defending Obama against the charge that he had lied about being a Muslim. And of course I never said or suggested or hinted that I wanted him dead. You made that up in your own head. Did your parents teach you to hate or did you learn it all on your own? The guy who's all about race and hatred here is you, buddy. It's blinding you so you can't tell an ally from an enemy. Wake up. You're wasting your shots on me. There are a couple of legitimate targets on this forum you should be going after. And for pete's sake, have some respect for what Obama has accomplished. Now that he's in office, most people have forgotten what color he is. They're seeing him and his family as just people, and they're generally pretty happy about his being president. The real racists have been marginalized. The country isn't yet where it needs to be, but Obama in the White House has taken us a huge step forward. You sure do like trippin out and losing the point by playing the race card like Hillary did by saying I hate white people and wandering in circles with words to cover that you said right right here in this place a year ago that you wanted Obama to end up like brother Malcolm and brother Martin. Nope, didn't say that. You're thinking of post #170161; go read it again. Read the bottom part too that quotes my previous post in that exchange. You know how Clinton said As far as I know Here's what she said: Of course not. I mean, that's--you know, there is no basis for that. You know, I take him on the basis of what he says. And, you know, there isn't any reason to doubt thatNo. No. Why would I? No, there is nothing to base that on, as far as I know. And then she said: Look, I have been the target of so many ridiculous rumors. I have a great deal of sympathy for anybody who gets, you know, smeared with the kind of rumors that go on all the time. and you know what she was doing and that she meant to create doubt in a mean spirited sneaky way. I don't think for one single nanosecond that she meant to create doubt. I think people who suffer from Clinton Derangement Syndrome pounced on that one phrase after her long string of very firm denials and repeated it as if that was *all* she had said to make it *seem* as if she were trying to create doubt--just like you're doing now. It wasn't Clinton who was being meanspirited and sneaky. It's likewise meanspirited and sneaky for you to claim I said I wanted Obama dead when you know I said no such thing. You are rightfully embarrassed and lyin to cover your tracks. No, I'm thinking it's long past time for you to be embarrassed and stop lying. An apology would be a good place to start. Be an excellent place for *you* to start. But I'm not holding my breath. LOL..you lie more than that Nancy Pelosi and Hillary combined. Well maybe not...more than Nancy and almost as much as Hillary. As far as I know. How old were you when daddy told his little girl what lazy shiftless noaccounts the schwartzes were? Must be hard watching those little pickininnies running around the White house with a new dog. Daddy musta been sooo proud when you said you wanted Obama to end up like brother Malcolm and brother Martin. You write like one of those ADD OCD trippers. Get real.
[FairfieldLife] Re: FW: YOU make up your own mind ! -- The statement,people become lik...
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: Not exactly - Hillary did say As far as I know. which indicates that she doesn't know for sure. She said as far as she knew there was no reason NOT to believe what he said, exactly the opposite of what Mike and Barry claimed. As far as I know. She tried painting him with the same broad brush you use. She lost and you lose like you lost when you said you wanted Obama dead like brother Malcolm, brother Martin and RFK. As far as I know OK, do you get off lying about white people, or what? Its always about race with you isnt it? Yeah, that must be why I voted for Cynthia McKinney. You ninny, you didn't notice that I was defending Obama against the charge that he had lied about being a Muslim. And of course I never said or suggested or hinted that I wanted him dead. You made that up in your own head. Did your parents teach you to hate or did you learn it all on your own? The guy who's all about race and hatred here is you, buddy. It's blinding you so you can't tell an ally from an enemy. Wake up. You're wasting your shots on me. There are a couple of legitimate targets on this forum you should be going after. And for pete's sake, have some respect for what Obama has accomplished. Now that he's in office, most people have forgotten what color he is. They're seeing him and his family as just people, and they're generally pretty happy about his being president. The real racists have been marginalized. The country isn't yet where it needs to be, but Obama in the White House has taken us a huge step forward. You sure do like trippin out and losing the point by playing the race card like Hillary did by saying I hate white people and wandering in circles with words to cover that you said right right here in this place a year ago that you wanted Obama to end up like brother Malcolm and brother Martin. You know how Clinton said As far as I know and you know what she was doing and that she meant to create doubt in a mean spirited sneaky way. You are rightfully embarrassed and lyin to cover your tracks. An apology would be a good place to start.
[FairfieldLife] Re: FW: YOU make up your own mind ! -- The statement,people become lik...
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote: Not exactly - Hillary did say As far as I know. which indicates that she doesn't know for sure. She said as far as she knew there was no reason NOT to believe what he said, exactly the opposite of what Mike and Barry claimed. As far as I know. She tried painting him with the same broad brush you use. She lost and you lose like you lost when you said you wanted Obama dead like brother Malcolm, brother Martin and RFK. As far as I know
[FairfieldLife] Re: FW: YOU make up your own mind ! -- The statement,people become lik...
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jst...@... wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: Not exactly - Hillary did say As far as I know. which indicates that she doesn't know for sure. She said as far as she knew there was no reason NOT to believe what he said, exactly the opposite of what Mike and Barry claimed. As far as I know. She tried painting him with the same broad brush you use. She lost and you lose like you lost when you said you wanted Obama dead like brother Malcolm, brother Martin and RFK. As far as I know OK, do you get off lying about white people, or what? Its always about race with you isnt it? Did your parents teach you to hate or did you learn it all on your own?
[FairfieldLife] Dateline November 2012...
It's hard to believe that just four years ago, some were talking about Barack Obama as a national savior, a secular redeemer, a light worker. Even more shocking, President Obama lost the nomination of his own party to none other than Hillary Clinton. How did we get here? There are no shortage of recriminatory theories for President Obama's precipitous fall from would-be messiah, to near pariah. Discussions with leaders within the Democratic Party, including prominent former members of the Obama administration, give a kaleidoscopic picture of missed opportunities, wrong turns and embarrassing blunders. The first mistake many cite was actually made before Obama was even elected: the selection of Joseph Biden as his vice president. During the campaign, all eyes were on John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. But even then there were signs of the troubles to come (ironically, Biden's biggest gaffe - about Obama being tested early in his presidency - proved eerily prescient). Still, nothing prepared the country for some of former Vice President Biden's comments while in office. Early on, when he told the Russian foreign minister he'd rather punch a nun in the throat than cooperate on an Iranian nuclear deal, the Obama administration knew they had a problem on their hands. The strange comments and behavior kept coming: at an international summit on child poverty, he accused the Dalai Lama of issuing a brain fart, he phoned Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts at home and called him a [re]tard in short pants, and of course the several stories - clearly leaked by aides to the president - of Mr. Biden sitting in the president's chair in the Oval Office and being more than reluctant to get out when asked to do so by the president. The last straw was Biden's complaint, emphatically offered at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, that he would have more influence over foreign policy if he were black. His staff's effort to dismiss the incident as a joke - at the normally comedic event - fell short largely because Biden shouted I am not joking! two dozens times in speech that lasted less than 10 minutes. The fact that Biden had not been invited to speak at the dinner in the first place only added to the controversy. Ultimately, the embarrassment became too much and Mr. Biden became the first vice president to resign from office since Spiro Agnew. The subsequent battle over Obama's replacement sapped his presidency of much of its energy. Indeed, many credit Hillary Clinton's decision to run against Obama to her anger at being passed over twice for the vice presidency. The failure of two of Obama's ostensibly bipartisan picks - New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and former Vermont Senator Jim Jeffords - because they were too rightwing only made him seem weak compared to the firebrand liberal 111th congress. Charges that the Obama presidency was really a Trojan Horse for a Pelosi prime ministership only grew louder when he was forced to accept Henry Waxman as his vice president. Indeed, the overconfidence of Congressional Democrats posed another major challenge to the Obama presidency. During the 2008 election, Obama's conservative critics had long complained that the then-freshman senator had little to no record of standing up the leftwing base of his party in part, they argued, because he himself was much more leftwing than he had let on. Whatever the truth of that, what is not contested is that the Congressional Progressive Caucus - the largest partisan bloc in the Congress when Mr. Obama was elected - believed that the new president was one of us according to many sources contacted for this article. The CPC, colloquially known as the big swinging caucus after an unfortunate joke by then-Republican Minority Leader John Boehner after a scandal involving Rep. Barney Frank (see side story), pushed Barack Obama on a wide array of fronts: they demanded very large cuts in the military budget, a sweeping government expansion into the role of healthcare, and in a move that experts agree caused the Wall Street Panic of 2010, they persuaded Mr. Obama to make the government's partial ownership of the remaining Big Five banks permanent. Representatives Frank and Charlie Rangel argued that the stakes, bought by the Bush treasury department, in the banks provided, in Frank's words, a once in a lifetime opportunity to inject some social justice into the capitalist system. Or as Senator Jesse Jackson Jr. said, if we've got them by the b - - - s already, why let go? Americans also don't like it when White House press secretary Keith Olbermann tells them that complaining about higher taxes is racist. A general consensus among political observers is that Obama's essential problem was that he was oversold and too naive and arrogant to realize he wasn't as his most devoted fans believed. A senior Democrat on Capitol Hill
[FairfieldLife] Re: Dateline November 2012...
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: bingo Er, ed11, this piece is a satire written by someone who definitely doesn't.
[FairfieldLife] Re: The Lady Killers
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity no_reply@ wrote: snip [paraphrasing me:] Turq is a mysogynist, racist, homophobic, elitist and solipsistic and makes death threats. (WTF!) WTF! indeed. Two things just came back to me about death threats and FFL. One was after Hillary mentioned RFK's assassination in response to a question about why she was staying in the race and was immediately accused by hordes of Obamazoids, including some on this forum, of making a death threat against Obama. I pointed out that this was a deranged notion and was met with outrage for saying so. The other was when I suggested that this country needed better black leaders, on the order of MLK and Malcolm, and was promptly accused by one OKPeachman of calling for Obama's assassination. In post after post you were making racist claims that brother Barack was unelectableread:black/negro and dishonest. Message #170187 Re: This is a big, BIG problem for Obama --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: If a black person who is honest about race in the U.S. can't get elected president, then we aren't yet ready for a black president; what we need is more Malcolms, more MLKs. So now you want Barak Obama dead. Oddly enough, I don't remember anybody saying that OKPeachman was deranged. Because i am not. Oh, and then after Sal had told one of her particularly obnoxious lies, I told her to FOAD, and good old OKP accused me of making a death threat against *her* as well. Once again, lying biatch, what you wrote: Message #171212 -- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunshine@ wrote: On Mar 22, 2008, at 10:04 AM, authfriend wrote: I'm afraid what this mess has demonstrated is that the country isn't ready for either a black or a female president. What this has demonstrated is that a lot (or at least some) Hillary supporters, bitterly disappointed that her waltz to the nomination hasn't happened, are doing everything they can to wreck Obama's candidacy while pretending to superfically support him, so that McCain can win and Hillary can run again in 4 years. To hell with what's good for the country or even the world. It's only what's good for Hillary that really matters. Sorry, but that's totally absurd, the worst kind of naive, nitwit conspiracy theorizing. (Lots easier than actually trying to answer the question I asked you, though, isn't it?) If Hillary doesn't win the nomination and the election, she's finished as a presidential candidate. This is her one and only chance. And if she doesn't campaign for Obama with everything she's got once he has the nomination, she'll be finished as a senator as well. She'll be a political pariah (as will Bill if *he* doesn't campaign for Obama with everything he's got). Nice try, though, Judy. FOAD, Sal. People like you are the problem, not the solution. FOAD??? Now you want Sal AND Barack dead like MLK and brother Malcolm. Maybe you are not just racist but also a common inveterate hater. One more time: It's the hypocrisy, stupid. Your hypocrisy. Unelectable? Just wait 9 days sweetie. You are a posterchild for bitter racist manhating stupidity.
[FairfieldLife] Re: New Crop Circle, Yatesbury, Wiltshire reported 3rd August
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 no_reply@ wrote: http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2008/yatesbury/yatesbury2008.html And yet another gem: http://tinyurl.com/592cka Hey Alan, This is the crop circle version of the woman you've been interacting with. Still interested? :-) Should you still be interested, make your drill look as much like Jody Foster's knuckles as possible.
[FairfieldLife] Re: 'Obama arrives in war zone'
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, new.morning no_reply@ wrote: snip He seems smart. Hillary and others are smart, but in a more clever, calculating way. BHO (any relation to HBO?) seems to have a (much) broader perspective, and not the well honed knee-jerks that many politicians have to many issues. Some of us get the impression that while his perspective may be broad, it ain't all that deep. Translation: Negroes don't feel pain the way the rest of us do.
[FairfieldLife] Re: 'Obama arrives in war zone'
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, sgrayatlarge no_reply@ wrote: -and responds from a larger set of considerations and perspectives. The reason why he kicks around ideas and responds from a larger set of considerations is because he needs time for his 300 plus advisors to formulate the correct idea for him. And that's just his *foreign policy* advisors. Translation: If I could market my Pundit Lawn Jockeys in Vedic City, I could afford to get out of this dump on the shore and the festering wounds from flea bites might clear up.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Newbie Western II: Dan And Judy Get Hitched
Which one is the wife? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: [ The set is the town square, which is filled with people partying down and dancing to the sounds of ZZ Top (dressed as they were in a similar scene in Back To The Future Part III). Everyone is having a great time, the soma is flowing, and in the distance you can hear the gentle lowing of Vedic cows. Then two people, pushing dancers and merrymakers out of their way as they make their way through the crowd, climb the stairs, grab the ZZ Top guys by the beards and throw them off the stage, and then take over the twin microphones and begin to address the crowd. ] Judy: Shut up and listen out there, people. Dan and I have something to say to you. Dan: Yeah, shut up and listen. Dan and I have some- thing to say to you. Judy [under her breath]: Dan, how many times have I warned you about that parrot thing...you're supposed to say Judy and I have something to say to you. Haven't you got a mind of your own? [to the crowd] Yeah, Dan and I have something to say. We are hereby turning this party into a wedding celebration for the two of us -- we just got married. [Total silence. A few people take advantage of the quiet to go back to the Soma Bar for a refill. As if she didn't notice, Judy continues...] Judy: Yes, Dan and I got hitched. Can't you tell by our clothes? [ The bride wears a white Muu Muu designed by Kathie Lee Gifford for K-Mart; the groom is wearing an ill- fitting cream-colored suit, also from K-Mart, with a smashing American flag pin in one lapel and a gold locket that says M says around his neck, hanging over his Don't talk to me about terrorism or I'll kill you necktie. ] Dan: Yeah, can't you tell by our clothes? Judy: We've decided to take over your celebration and turn it into a wedding reception for us, because, well...we deserve a celebration and you don't, and because we didn't really have any friends of our own to invite to one, so you'll have to do. Dan: Yeah, you'll have to do. Judy: We know that you're all anxious to hear about the wedding itself [groans from the crowd], so we'll tell you a little about it. It was a simple ceremony in the Vedic style -- we slaughtered a horse, gave offerings to the gods, and waved enough camphor around to start a range fire. Dan [to Judy]: It *was* funny when the preacher caught on fire, wasn't it? Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh. Judy: Shut up, Dan. Anyway, we didn't exchange vows or anything bourgeois like that. We're far too evolved for such nonsense. We just signed the proper prenups (I now am legal owner of everything Dan has ever earned or bought in his life) and waved the camphor and kissed once -- chastely -- and then came here, for the REAL ceremony. Dan: Yeah, REAL. Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh. Judy [aside]: Shut up, Dan, and get out your script. (to the crowd] What we're going to do instead of exchanging vows and celebrating our happiness is to read aloud a list of YOUR faults and do our best to make you miserable. Dan: We are the postmen...oh, sorry, Judy...the post- persons of your karma! Judy: Yes, we are going to do you all an enormous karmic favor by interrupting your ongoing festivities to tell you EXACTLY what we think of you, in the hopes that some- day you might be able to change, and to become as highly evolved and as perfect as we are. Dan: Perfect. Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh. Judy: So here goes. Instead of 'exchanging vows,' we are going to 'exchange rants.' Each of us will read a short prose poem composed of the things that we -- as highly evolved beings -- think of you -- the scum. [irritated] Dan, get your FUCKING script out, will you?! You don't want me to have to use the genital cuff on you again tonight, do you? Dan: Got my script right here, darling. Heh heh. Heh. Judy: I'll start. ** My name is Judy. Did you really think nobody would know who you were referring to? You're utterly clueless. There's nothing wrong with what you say; it's who's saying it. Non sequitur. You're wrong. I don't think I spend that much time defending the TMO. Better come up with some *real* lies if you want to make your point. You're wrong, probably more thoroughly than most here. Seems to be an enduring compulsion on the part of certain former-TMers-turned- TM-critics. You're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Non sequitur. What an odd question. You've already forgotten what you and I were talking about. Unfair and mendacious attacks on other people that cause *them* pain cause *me* pain. Some of us have known him electronically for many years and don't trust him any further than we could throw him, if he came within reach. I don't attack sincere, straightforward, relatively respectful people with disparaging labels. Non sequitur. Maybe you should try some different pharmaceuticals,
[FairfieldLife] Re: Obama resigns from Trinity (the church)
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, amarnath [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: His resignation now just highlights the question of why he didn't do it a long time ago. maybe he didn't attend church that often after all he's a busy man if you're a TMer, would you like to be held accountable for everything MMY did ? look to the man's deeds, not his church Amen brother. Let the haters hate. Barack provides leadership and a vision for change.
[FairfieldLife] Re: QUESTION
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Louis McKenzie [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What would happen if Obama chose McCain as his running mate and McCain accepted To me that would be a big twist. Never been done before yet none of the above has been done before. Maybe it is time to start blogging that idea. Put down the bong Louis. You attended MIU. Did you graduate?
[FairfieldLife] Re: Stupid is as Stupid Does
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Even the vile David Axelrod, Obama's campaign manager, has no trouble seeing it David Axelrod is a great and principled man who has done much to help the African American community. Is that why you hate him? Because he helps organize and elect dark folks who you prefer seeing as shine-boys and lawn jockeys? Do you want him dead too like Brother Malcolm, MLK, and RFK.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Deranged
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote: You may be right, but I think Hillary should have given more thought to how her words might be interpreted. Obviously, given the subsequent uproar. But, you know, she's said it before to no such reaction, so why should she think it was going to be interpreted so differently this time around? Hey, thank your lucky stars. If she were more well read, she might have quoted Jean Anouilh's King Henry II from the play/film Becket -- Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest? Deranged. You're deranged. Not just REELY REEELY STOOOPID, although you're that too. Hey, I was complimenting her, Judy. I thought it was the first time she's been honest about her campaign strategy. Amen. She wants the brother cold and in a box like Malcolm, MLK, and RFK. It is her campaign that is soon to be 6 foot under.
[FairfieldLife] Re: Stupid is as Stupid Does
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, okpeachman2000 no_reply@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: Even the vile David Axelrod, Obama's campaign manager, has no trouble seeing it David Axelrod is a great and principled man David Axelrod is the Democrats' Karl Rove. Why are you such a hater? David Axelrod is a great and principled man who has done much to help the African American community. Is that why you hate him? Because he helps organize and elect dark folks who you prefer seeing as shine-boys and lawn jockeys? Do you want him dead too like Brother Malcolm, MLK, and RFK?
[FairfieldLife] Re: Stupid is as Stupid Does
There will be no VP spot. There will be no appointment for Hellary. No judgeship. No Cabinet post. No ambassadorship. No heading a commission. She will be left to live in the shame of her actions. Perhaps making millions, like Bill, giving speeches. Perhaps writing books for the rubes and the dry pussy demographic and the the women's study set. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Louis McKenzie [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: You know Judy maybe thats it maybe the combination of people telling her its over even people like BC that plus not wanting to be VP has her out of her mind. So instead of surrendering she prefers to enact political suicide on the world stage. This is a sad thought. The Black vote in NEw york helped her win the senate seat didn't it. If she loses that seat what happens to her political career? authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, do.rflex wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 wrote: I think that's exactly what she was suggesting. Olbermann got it right. She was saying that she was sticking around because Obama might get shot, just like RFK was shot in 1968. You're deranged. There's no other way to put it. Can't see any other reason for this weird reference to RFK. The other reason is obvious. She was citing two past primaries that continued into June, as many others have. She mentioned Bill Clinton's primary in 1992 and RFK's primary in 1968 *because those are the ones folks are most likely to remember*--1992 because it wasn't that long ago, and 1968 because we can never forget it. [I'm personally tired of and turned off by this whole Dem nomination scene. I've felt uncomfortable about Hillary all along but now have come to dislike her and how she presents herself and can't imagine her in the presidency, or even as VP with Bill hanging around and bumping into Barack. I don't think there's the slightest chance she'd accept the VP spot even if it were to be offered. She's been treated too badly by Obama's campaign and supporters. I don't know how she'll be able to crank it up to campaign for him, but she'll find the strength to do it somehow, just as she's had the strength to hold on through all the smears and sexism and false accusations of racism, because she cares about the country too much to let the election go to McCain without giving her all to prevent it. That's what she's doing now, because she doesn't think Obama can beat McCain. But she'll do whatever she can to help him win if he's the nominee. From Open Left: Below Matt blogged about Hillary Clinton's comments about the RFK assassination in June of 1968 which she made to point out that presidential primaries sometimes last into June. This is the part of what she said that will be getting all the attention and rightly so (whether she was thinking hey, Obama could die is just speculation however). Deranged speculation. But the other part of what she said should also be scrutinized. She said her husband didn't secure the nomination in 1992 until mid-June when he won the California primary. This is wrong. Here are the facts: 1. The 1992 primaries ended on June 2, 1992, a day earlier than this year. Several states, including California, had primaries that day. It was not mid-June. They're quibbling over two weeks?? 2. According to wikipedia: Clinton effectively won the Democratic Party's nomination after winning the New York Primary in early April. But he didn't *secure the nomination* until June 2, when he won the California primary. People have been saying Clinton should get out of the race since *right after the Iowa primary*, for pete's sake. They weren't saying that about Tsongas. And they weren't saying it about Jerry Brown either. There's no perfect parallel to this primary, of course; each one is different in some respects, but there are similarities in other respects. The point here is that it's *unprecedented* to try to push out the candidate who appears to be losing before the convention, especially when the race is this close. To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links
[FairfieldLife] Re: More Lies from Obama
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, shempmcgurk shempmcgurk@ wrote: snip Well, if during the general election he starts getting caught in MORE lies, the sheen of innocent as the virgin snow that he has worn up to now and which has been one of his strongest points is gonna disappear as fast as bullshit out of the anus of a bull. Thing is, he's been lying, or having his campaign lie for him, all along. His attacks on the Clintons and their supporters for supposedly injecting race into the campaign was deliberately calculated, quite false, and as bad as anything the right wing has ever done. And then he's no longer gonna be JFK-elect but just another lyin's politician out to say anything that will get him elected. He's never been anything *but* that. He's just very good at snowing the voters. But there may be something coming out soon that will do him in. Are you guessing? Or do you have the inside track on something? If the latter, do share. She was hoping brother Obama would show up at the Lorraine Motel this week. At this point, in desperation, she would settle for Marek.
[FairfieldLife] Re: For Judy
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Mar 27, 2008, at 12:22 PM, Sal Sunshine wrote: OK, Judy, the last article I posted on this topic was from Cenk Uygyr of the Huffington Post. This is from an even more MSM journalist, Maureen Dowd, who I imagine is your patron saint. Oops...make that #3, Judy. According to Nicholas Kristof: Mr. Bredesen is urging superdelegates (he's one) to hold a primary in June, so that a winner would be chosen in time to begin a healing process before the convention. Instead, the battle is getting bloodier. Mrs. Clinton spoke this week about the contest continuing for the next three months and those would surely be a toxic three months. There's already grumbling that Mrs. Clinton's real strategy is to destroy Mr. Obama's chances of winning the general election so that she can compete in 2012. http://tinyurl.com/2p962j Sal Judy prolly wants Cenk Uyger, Mr. Bredesen, and Nicholas Kristof dead too. She is as toxic as Mrs. Clinton.
[FairfieldLife] Re: hypocrisy of Americans
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunshine@ wrote: On Mar 22, 2008, at 10:04 AM, authfriend wrote: I'm afraid what this mess has demonstrated is that the country isn't ready for either a black or a female president. What this has demonstrated is that a lot (or at least some) Hillary supporters, bitterly disappointed that her waltz to the nomination hasn't happened, are doing everything they can to wreck Obama's candidacy while pretending to superfically support him, so that McCain can win and Hillary can run again in 4 years. To hell with what's good for the country or even the world. It's only what's good for Hillary that really matters. Sorry, but that's totally absurd, the worst kind of naive, nitwit conspiracy theorizing. (Lots easier than actually trying to answer the question I asked you, though, isn't it?) If Hillary doesn't win the nomination and the election, she's finished as a presidential candidate. This is her one and only chance. And if she doesn't campaign for Obama with everything she's got once he has the nomination, she'll be finished as a senator as well. She'll be a political pariah (as will Bill if *he* doesn't campaign for Obama with everything he's got). Nice try, though, Judy. FOAD, Sal. People like you are the problem, not the solution. FOAD??? Now you want Sal AND Barack dead like MLK and brother Malcolm. Maybe you are not just racist but also a common inveterate hater.
[FairfieldLife] Re: hypocrisy of Americans
Here are your choices: http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/FOAD http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=F.O.A.D http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.O.A.D. I had to look it up myself. Since it came from Crudy, I mean Judy, your judgement will prolly be correct. If she wasn't a complete psycho she would be laughable. Like my mother used to say, funny like a crutch. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Angela Mailander [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Someone please enlighten me as to the significance of FOAD. --- okpeachman2000 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend jstein@ wrote: --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine salsunshine@ wrote: On Mar 22, 2008, at 10:04 AM, authfriend wrote: I'm afraid what this mess has demonstrated is that the country isn't ready for either a black or a female president. What this has demonstrated is that a lot (or at least some) Hillary supporters, bitterly disappointed that her waltz to the nomination hasn't happened, are doing everything they can to wreck Obama's candidacy while pretending to superfically support him, so that McCain can win and Hillary can run again in 4 years. To hell with what's good for the country or even the world. It's only what's good for Hillary that really matters. Sorry, but that's totally absurd, the worst kind of naive, nitwit conspiracy theorizing. (Lots easier than actually trying to answer the question I asked you, though, isn't it?) If Hillary doesn't win the nomination and the election, she's finished as a presidential candidate. This is her one and only chance. And if she doesn't campaign for Obama with everything she's got once he has the nomination, she'll be finished as a senator as well. She'll be a political pariah (as will Bill if *he* doesn't campaign for Obama with everything he's got). Nice try, though, Judy. FOAD, Sal. People like you are the problem, not the solution. FOAD??? Now you want Sal AND Barack dead like MLK and brother Malcolm. Maybe you are not just racist but also a common inveterate hater. Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
