Why we didn't like Jimi Carter? Well, Carter was shy about pomp and circumstance. He was intelligent, as well, ( little, too smart). Plus the fact, he was trying to decriminalize pot, And even had Willie Nelson, to the WH, to sing the star spangled, yu betcha! Can you imagine!? Was Carter a hunter, No! He liked to go fishing, it's so true(Boring!) Then, there was them there hostage situation... Oh boy, what a fiasco that was: 444 days at the Mercy of the Mullahs. Then the rescue mission failed, or got sabatoged? Who really knows, these days? A few good men, died. Then came Ronnie, our Savior. He did like pomp and circumstance, bunches and bunces, couldn't get enough! And wouldn't ya know it, as soon as he took the oath, The hostages were released! That Ronnie! Always had good timing, he did. And wouldn't ya know it, he traded arms for weapons or drugs, Or something like that, to Iran, I forget. And even bin Laden had connections to him. Boy that Ronnie, what a hero he was! Even brought down the Soviet Empire, then say. He coined the phrase just say no... And he said no to lots of stuff: No regulations, no welfare, no hippies, no universal medicine. As a matter of fact, he used to like to say, government is bad. Strange, then why are you running for government, then? Anyway, he was mostly senile, but could read his lines, real well, they say, Even in his sleep! You betcha! Robert Gimbel Madison, Wisconsin
