[FairfieldLife] Fwd: Signs of the times

2012-03-09 Thread wleed3 











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Begin forwarded message:

 From: Lois Kaufman other...@myactv.net
 Date: January 31, 2012 3:58:29 PM EST
 To: Lois Kaufman other...@myactv.net
 Subject: Signs of the times
 Reply-To: other...@myactv.net
 
  
  
 From: Judith Kaufman [mailto:jkauf2...@gmail.com] 
 Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:41 AM
 To: Adam Kaufman; Philip Kaufman; Jen Kaufman; Rita Rauzin; Linda Levine; 
 Anita Blanco; Lois Weil Kaufman; Ronne Mickey; Arline Rogel; Reva Ceader; 
 Dick Reuben
 Subject: Signs of the times
  
 Got to love the creativity of small business owners!
 Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
 Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
 **
 In a Podiatrist's office:
 Time wounds all heels.
 **
 On a Septic Tank Truck:
 “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”
 **
 At a Proctologist's door:
 To expedite your visit, please back in.
 **
 On a Plumber's truck:
 We repair what your husband fixed.
 **
 On another Plumber's truck:
 Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
 **
 On a Church's Billboard:
 7 days without God makes one weak.
 **
 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
 Invite us to your next blowout.
 **
 At a Towing company:
 We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
 **
 On an Electrician's truck:
 Let us remove your shorts..
 **
 In a Nonsmoking Area:
 If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
 **
 On a Maternity Room door:
 Push. Push. Push.
 **
 At an Optometrist's Office:
 If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
 **
 On a Taxidermist's window:
 We really know our stuff.
 **
 On a Fence:
 Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
 **
 At a Car Dealership:
 The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
 **
 Outside a Muffler Shop:
 No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
 **
 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
 Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
 **
 At the Electric Company :
 We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, 
 you will be.
 **
 In a Restaurant window:
 Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
 **
 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
 Drive carefully. We'll wait.
 **
 At a Propane Filling Station:
 Thank heaven for little grills.
 **
 And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
 Best place in town to take a leak.
 **
 Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
 Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
  
  

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[FairfieldLife] Fwd: Signs of the times

2012-01-31 Thread wleed3 











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Begin forwarded message:

 From: Lois Kaufman other...@myactv.net
 Date: January 31, 2012 3:58:29 PM EST
 To: Lois Kaufman other...@myactv.net
 Subject: Signs of the times
 Reply-To: other...@myactv.net
 
  
  
 From: Judith Kaufman [mailto:jkauf2...@gmail.com] 
 Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:41 AM
 To: Adam Kaufman; Philip Kaufman; Jen Kaufman; Rita Rauzin; Linda Levine; 
 Anita Blanco; Lois Weil Kaufman; Ronne Mickey; Arline Rogel; Reva Ceader; 
 Dick Reuben
 Subject: Signs of the times
  
 Got to love the creativity of small business owners!
 Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
 Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
 **
 In a Podiatrist's office:
 Time wounds all heels.
 **
 On a Septic Tank Truck:
 “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”
 **
 At a Proctologist's door:
 To expedite your visit, please back in.
 **
 On a Plumber's truck:
 We repair what your husband fixed.
 **
 On another Plumber's truck:
 Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
 **
 On a Church's Billboard:
 7 days without God makes one weak.
 **
 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
 Invite us to your next blowout.
 **
 At a Towing company:
 We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
 **
 On an Electrician's truck:
 Let us remove your shorts..
 **
 In a Nonsmoking Area:
 If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
 **
 On a Maternity Room door:
 Push. Push. Push.
 **
 At an Optometrist's Office:
 If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
 **
 On a Taxidermist's window:
 We really know our stuff.
 **
 On a Fence:
 Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
 **
 At a Car Dealership:
 The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
 **
 Outside a Muffler Shop:
 No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
 **
 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
 Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
 **
 At the Electric Company :
 We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, 
 you will be.
 **
 In a Restaurant window:
 Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
 **
 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
 Drive carefully. We'll wait.
 **
 At a Propane Filling Station:
 Thank heaven for little grills.
 **
 And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
 Best place in town to take a leak.
 **
 Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
 Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
  
  

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