[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-18 Thread m 13
Was all that doggin' Lou?
I don't know why.
I find the messages he posts inspirational.
Methinks I am out of the loop.
This is a spiritual forum which beings that aspire to vibrate higher log onto.
Negative makes the tummy hurt y'all.
 
Help the digestion and re write that.
 
Just sayin'
 
 
-MeoOOwww
 


  

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  My favorite line:
  
   the Earth is going to react in some way 
  
  I am s getting into this biz.
  
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and 
  the angles of incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly 
  that retrograde, reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth 
  are going to react in some way.
  
  Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
 
 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
  
 I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the 
 angles of incidence of the heavenly bodies 
 
 1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to 
 the death of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
 
 2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  
 peace and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
 
 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.

I appreciate the attempt to scientifically validate
the elevation of Curtis to the post of Prognosticator
General, and thus contributed one tick mark in column #3, 
hopefully not contributing to column #2, and staving off
a tick mark in column #1.

Me, I predict that this week on Fairfield Life will be 
pretty much like every other week on Fairfield Life, but
that some will not only view the rehash of the same old
same old as new, but newly worth their attention and
their feigned outrage. Leave your payment in the big 
golden bowl near the exit, and don't let the door hit 
you in the ass as you go.

Namaste, Jai and away, and all that other stuff that
New Age celebrities have to say when signing off,

Turqananda




[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
Snip

 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.

How are you going to measure this?
Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the bushes when 
I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me down for a yes and 
stay out of my yard!




 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  My favorite line:
  
   the Earth is going to react in some way 
  
  I am s getting into this biz.
  
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
  incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, reprobate, 
  retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in some way.
  
  Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
  
 
 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
  
 I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
 incidence of the heavenly bodies 
 
 1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the death 
 of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
 
 2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  peace and 
 free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
 
 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
 
 
 
 
 
  
  
  
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
  
   
   Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,

   In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:

   Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, Saturn 
   and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity could also 
   increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is going to react 
   in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the Earth that we are 
   not aware of in retrograde motion along with Saturn in deep retrograde 
   motion till it turns direct at the end of May

   So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now we 
   have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel to and 
   from America to Europe and other eastern countries.

   The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask any 
   women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic to carry 
   all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but when the 
   baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond words.

   Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last 
   over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more 
   civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon Messages 
   from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 2012 will last 
   till 2026. 

   During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity via 
   other advanced races that will create a whole new model of economics, 
   healthcare, science and other areas of life.

   As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you can 
   into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 humanity will 
   be having deep conversations on how we can bring a more intimate 
   relationship to ourselves and our beautiful planet we call Earth.

   Go to Astrological Varieties http://www.yogavisionaries.com/   for 
   more information.

   Love and Light,
   Lou Valentino

   If you would like to be taken off mailing list reply with “Take off 
   List”. Thank you.
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread tartbrain


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
 
  man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
 Snip
 
  3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
 
 How are you going to measure this?
 Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the bushes 
 when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me down for a yes 
 and stay out of my yard!
 

I am glad you asked!

You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, who 
spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, coffee-houses, and 
the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats the ticket -- sciencey types 
love that word random) randomly asking  people (odd that 95% are women), 
Ashley's so to speak, I am with the Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles Institute, 
may I ask you a few survey questions for our study on making the world a better 
place to live -- for us, and our children's sake? After the obvious yes, ok 
my friend asks, Are you planning to fornicate today?  After the obvious 
yes,, then. with one or multiple partners? ... Do you have your partners 
picked out, or are you sort of lookin'  etc.

My friend seems to really like his job.




  

 
 
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  
   My favorite line:
   
the Earth is going to react in some way 
   
   I am s getting into this biz.
   
   I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
   incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, 
   reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in some 
   way.
   
   Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
   
  
  man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
   
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
  incidence of the heavenly bodies 
  
  1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the death 
  of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
  
  2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  peace 
  and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
  
  3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
  
  
  
  
  
   
   
   
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
   

Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
 
In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
 
Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, Saturn 
and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity could also 
increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is going to 
react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the Earth that 
we are not aware of in retrograde motion along with Saturn in deep 
retrograde motion till it turns direct at the end of May
 
So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now 
we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel to 
and from America to Europe and other eastern countries.
 
The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask any 
women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic to 
carry all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but when 
the baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond words.
 
Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last 
over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more 
civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon 
Messages from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 2012 
will last till 2026. 
 
During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity via 
other advanced races that will create a whole new model of economics, 
healthcare, science and other areas of life.
 
As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you 
can into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 
humanity will be having deep conversations on how we can bring a more 
intimate relationship to ourselves and our beautiful planet we call 
Earth.
 
Go to Astrological Varieties http://www.yogavisionaries.com/   
for more information.
 
Love and Light,
Lou Valentino
 
If you would like to be taken off mailing list reply with “Take off 
List”. Thank you.
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread Duveyoung
Willy's reply:  So, your friend is 5% homo?



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
  
   man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
  Snip
  
   3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
  
  How are you going to measure this?
  Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the bushes 
  when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me down for a 
  yes and stay out of my yard!
  
 
 I am glad you asked!
 
 You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, who 
 spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, coffee-houses, 
 and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats the ticket -- sciencey 
 types love that word random) randomly asking  people (odd that 95% are 
 women), Ashley's so to speak, I am with the Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles 
 Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions for our study on making the 
 world a better place to live -- for us, and our children's sake? After the 
 obvious yes, ok my friend asks, Are you planning to fornicate today?  
 After the obvious yes,, then. with one or multiple partners? ... Do you 
 have your partners picked out, or are you sort of lookin'  etc.
 
 My friend seems to really like his job.
 
 
 
 
   
 
  
  
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
   curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
   
My favorite line:

 the Earth is going to react in some way 

I am s getting into this biz.

I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, 
reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in 
some way.

Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  

   
   man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,

   I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
   incidence of the heavenly bodies 
   
   1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the 
   death of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
   
   2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  peace 
   and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
   
   3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
   
   
   
   
   





--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:

 
 Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
  
 In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
  
 Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, 
 Saturn and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity 
 could also increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is 
 going to react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the 
 Earth that we are not aware of in retrograde motion along with Saturn 
 in deep retrograde motion till it turns direct at the end of May
  
 So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now 
 we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel 
 to and from America to Europe and other eastern countries.
  
 The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask 
 any women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic 
 to carry all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but 
 when the baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond 
 words.
  
 Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last 
 over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more 
 civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon 
 Messages from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 
 2012 will last till 2026. 
  
 During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity 
 via other advanced races that will create a whole new model of 
 economics, healthcare, science and other areas of life.
  
 As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you 
 can into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 
 humanity will be having deep conversations on how we can bring a more 
 intimate relationship to ourselves and our beautiful planet we call 
 Earth.
  
 Go to Astrological Varieties http://www.yogavisionaries.com/   
 for more information.
  
 Love and Light,
 Lou Valentino
  
 If you would like to be taken off mailing list reply with “Take off 
 List”. Thank you.

   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 randomly asking  people (odd that 95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, I am 
with the Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few survey 
questions for our study on making the world a better place to live -- for us, 
and our children's sake? After the obvious yes, ok my friend asks, Are 
you planning to fornicate today?  After the obvious yes,, then. with one or 
multiple partners? ... Do you have your partners picked out, or are you sort 
of lookin'  etc.

Excellent rap!  The subtlety of this routine makes me want to re-think my own 
most successful opening line: Get in the trunk. At first it would seem to 
save time over his method but once you add in the jail time it pretty much 
evens out.






 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
  
   man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
  Snip
  
   3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
  
  How are you going to measure this?
  Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the bushes 
  when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me down for a 
  yes and stay out of my yard!
  
 
 I am glad you asked!
 
 You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, who 
 spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, coffee-houses, 
 and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats the ticket -- sciencey 
 types love that word random) randomly asking  people (odd that 95% are 
 women), Ashley's so to speak, I am with the Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles 
 Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions for our study on making the 
 world a better place to live -- for us, and our children's sake? After the 
 obvious yes, ok my friend asks, Are you planning to fornicate today?  
 After the obvious yes,, then. with one or multiple partners? ... Do you 
 have your partners picked out, or are you sort of lookin'  etc.
 
 My friend seems to really like his job.
 
 
 
 
   
 
  
  
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
   curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
   
My favorite line:

 the Earth is going to react in some way 

I am s getting into this biz.

I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, 
reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in 
some way.

Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  

   
   man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,

   I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
   incidence of the heavenly bodies 
   
   1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the 
   death of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
   
   2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  peace 
   and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
   
   3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
   
   
   
   
   





--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:

 
 Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
  
 In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
  
 Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, 
 Saturn and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity 
 could also increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is 
 going to react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the 
 Earth that we are not aware of in retrograde motion along with Saturn 
 in deep retrograde motion till it turns direct at the end of May
  
 So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now 
 we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel 
 to and from America to Europe and other eastern countries.
  
 The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask 
 any women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic 
 to carry all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but 
 when the baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond 
 words.
  
 Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last 
 over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more 
 civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon 
 Messages from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 
 2012 will last till 2026. 
  
 During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity 
 via other advanced races that will create a whole new model of 
 economics, healthcare, science and other areas of life.
  
 As always 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread tartbrain


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote:

 Willy's reply:  So, your friend is 5% homo?
 

Well, with all the intense fascination about homo-erotic religious art, bros 
hugging -- but chastising each other just a little too much to keep your hands 
off my ass, grand but hollow boasts about penis size, contemplations on 
mysterious shrouds -- that imply a naked man's body somewhere, and the 
generally totally gay conversations about Oneness, Gas Pumps and art-house 
films,  one has to ask Aren't we all?


 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
   
man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
   Snip
   
3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
   
   How are you going to measure this?
   Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the 
   bushes when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me down 
   for a yes and stay out of my yard!
   
  
  I am glad you asked!
  
  You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, who 
  spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, coffee-houses, 
  and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats the ticket -- 
  sciencey types love that word random) randomly asking  people (odd that 
  95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, I am with the Holistic Whole-Earth 
  Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions for our study on 
  making the world a better place to live -- for us, and our children's 
  sake? After the obvious yes, ok my friend asks, Are you planning to 
  fornicate today?  After the obvious yes,, then. with one or multiple 
  partners? ... Do you have your partners picked out, or are you sort of 
  lookin'  etc.
  
  My friend seems to really like his job.
  
  
  
  

  
   
   
   


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
curtisdeltablues@ wrote:

 My favorite line:
 
  the Earth is going to react in some way 
 
 I am s getting into this biz.
 
 I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles 
 of incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, 
 reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in 
 some way.
 
 Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
 

man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
 
I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
incidence of the heavenly bodies 

1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the 
death of the old age of greed and hucksterism.

2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  
peace and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 

3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.





 
 
 
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
 
  
  Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
   
  In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
   
  Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, 
  Saturn and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity 
  could also increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth 
  is going to react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of 
  the Earth that we are not aware of in retrograde motion along with 
  Saturn in deep retrograde motion till it turns direct at the end of 
  May
   
  So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and 
  now we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air 
  travel to and from America to Europe and other eastern countries.
   
  The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask 
  any women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic 
  to carry all of the weight around and then go through labor pains 
  but when the baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is 
  beyond words.
   
  Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will 
  last over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a 
  more civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full 
  Moon Messages from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which 
  starts 2012 will last till 2026. 
   
  During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity 
  via other advanced races that will create a whole new model of 
  economics, healthcare, science and other areas of life.
   
  As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as 
  you can 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread WillyTex


Duveyoung:
 Willy's reply: So, your friend is 5% homo?
 
Hey, I don't know anything about Lou Valentino, 
Edg. but, aren't all deviants that molest young 
boys, homosexuals? Else, they would be molesting 
young girls, right? 



[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Willy's reply:  So, your friend is 5% homo?
 
 Well, with all the intense fascination about homo-erotic religious 
 art, bros hugging -- but chastising each other just a little too 
 much to keep your hands off my ass, grand but hollow boasts about 
 penis size, contemplations on mysterious shrouds -- that imply a 
 naked man's body somewhere, and the generally totally gay 
 conversations about Oneness, Gas Pumps and art-house films, 
 one has to ask Aren't we all?

With all due respect, dude, after the next Group Hug
when the question Whose hand is on my ass? comes up,
your name is going to pop to the top of the list. 

:-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread Duveyoung
I'm so glad I stopped regularly posting here.  With my talents gone, lookie 
here lookie here -- into that vacuum struts Beloved Cur and Sour Oblongata!  
They've step to the fore and give us world class smarm and ha ha's and love 
wrapped in malevolence and (man o man I can hardly type the words) with dope 
creative writing skills. 

I bow.

Again and again I bow.

Curtis -- what's with this increase in your posting?  Are you busking less?  
Um, um, you've imported a Russian Wife and now it's all you can do to get out 
of bed?  Querying minds want to know.  

Edg
 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Willy's reply:  So, your friend is 5% homo?
  
 
 Well, with all the intense fascination about homo-erotic religious art, bros 
 hugging -- but chastising each other just a little too much to keep your 
 hands off my ass, grand but hollow boasts about penis size, contemplations 
 on mysterious shrouds -- that imply a naked man's body somewhere, and the 
 generally totally gay conversations about Oneness, Gas Pumps and art-house 
 films,  one has to ask Aren't we all?
 
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
   curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:

 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
Snip

 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.

How are you going to measure this?
Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the 
bushes when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me 
down for a yes and stay out of my yard!

   
   I am glad you asked!
   
   You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, 
   who spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, 
   coffee-houses, and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats the 
   ticket -- sciencey types love that word random) randomly asking  people 
   (odd that 95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, I am with the Holistic 
   Whole-Earth Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions 
   for our study on making the world a better place to live -- for us, and 
   our children's sake? After the obvious yes, ok my friend asks, Are 
   you planning to fornicate today?  After the obvious yes,, then. with 
   one or multiple partners? ... Do you have your partners picked out, or 
   are you sort of lookin'  etc.
   
   My friend seems to really like his job.
   
   
   
   
 
   



 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
 curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
 
  My favorite line:
  
   the Earth is going to react in some way 
  
  I am s getting into this biz.
  
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the 
  angles of incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that 
  retrograde, reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going 
  to react in some way.
  
  Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
  
 
 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
  
 I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles 
 of incidence of the heavenly bodies 
 
 1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the 
 death of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
 
 2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  
 peace and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
 
 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
 
 
 
 
 
  
  
  
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
  
   
   Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,

   In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:

   Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, 
   Saturn and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity 
   could also increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth 
   is going to react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas 
   of the Earth that we are not aware of in retrograde motion along 
   with Saturn in deep retrograde motion till it turns direct at the 
   end of May

   So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and 
   now we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air 
   travel to and from America to Europe and other eastern countries.

   The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. 
   Ask any women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no 
   picnic to carry all of the weight around and 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Willy's reply:  So, your friend is 5% homo?
  
 
 Well, with all the intense fascination about homo-erotic religious art, bros 
 hugging -- but chastising each other just a little too much to keep your 
 hands off my ass, grand but hollow boasts about penis size, contemplations 
 on mysterious shrouds -- that imply a naked man's body somewhere, and the 
 generally totally gay conversations about Oneness, Gas Pumps and art-house 
 films,  one has to ask Aren't we all?

You are on a roll brother!  Homer Simpson says it best:

http://www.kweer.com/homer/




 
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
   curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:

 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
Snip

 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.

How are you going to measure this?
Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the 
bushes when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me 
down for a yes and stay out of my yard!

   
   I am glad you asked!
   
   You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, 
   who spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, 
   coffee-houses, and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats the 
   ticket -- sciencey types love that word random) randomly asking  people 
   (odd that 95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, I am with the Holistic 
   Whole-Earth Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions 
   for our study on making the world a better place to live -- for us, and 
   our children's sake? After the obvious yes, ok my friend asks, Are 
   you planning to fornicate today?  After the obvious yes,, then. with 
   one or multiple partners? ... Do you have your partners picked out, or 
   are you sort of lookin'  etc.
   
   My friend seems to really like his job.
   
   
   
   
 
   



 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
 curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
 
  My favorite line:
  
   the Earth is going to react in some way 
  
  I am s getting into this biz.
  
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the 
  angles of incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that 
  retrograde, reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going 
  to react in some way.
  
  Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
  
 
 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
  
 I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles 
 of incidence of the heavenly bodies 
 
 1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the 
 death of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
 
 2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  
 peace and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
 
 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
 
 
 
 
 
  
  
  
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
  
   
   Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,

   In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:

   Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, 
   Saturn and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity 
   could also increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth 
   is going to react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas 
   of the Earth that we are not aware of in retrograde motion along 
   with Saturn in deep retrograde motion till it turns direct at the 
   end of May

   So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and 
   now we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air 
   travel to and from America to Europe and other eastern countries.

   The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. 
   Ask any women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no 
   picnic to carry all of the weight around and then go through 
   labor pains but when the baby is delivered the joy of being 
   co-creator is beyond words.

   Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will 
   last over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a 
   more civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full 
   Moon Messages from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which 
   starts 2012 will last till 2026. 

   During 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_re...@... wrote:

 I'm so glad I stopped regularly posting here.  With my talents gone, lookie 
 here lookie here -- into that vacuum struts Beloved Cur and Sour Oblongata!  
 They've step to the fore and give us world class smarm and ha ha's and love 
 wrapped in malevolence and (man o man I can hardly type the words) with dope 
 creative writing skills. 
 
 I bow.
 
 Again and again I bow.
 
 Curtis -- what's with this increase in your posting?  Are you busking less?  
 Um, um, you've imported a Russian Wife and now it's all you can do to get out 
 of bed?  Querying minds want to know.  
 
 Edg


I heading out right now Edg thanks for asking.  I dropped out of Facebook for a 
while so that may be the reason I am posting more here lately.  I gotta so 
somewhere with my drivel!

I go with the weather and the people flow.  Weather here has been dicey lately. 
But this has been my best busking season start ever so I expect a great Summer. 
 Hope you are out triking yourself silly brother!

I hope you try my dosa idly tip.  It is the holy grail for South Indian foodies!


  
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@ wrote:
  
   Willy's reply:  So, your friend is 5% homo?
   
  
  Well, with all the intense fascination about homo-erotic religious art, 
  bros hugging -- but chastising each other just a little too much to keep 
  your hands off my ass, grand but hollow boasts about penis size, 
  contemplations on mysterious shrouds -- that imply a naked man's body 
  somewhere, and the generally totally gay conversations about Oneness, Gas 
  Pumps and art-house films,  one has to ask Aren't we all?
  
  
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
   


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
curtisdeltablues@ wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
 
  man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
 Snip
 
  3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
 
 How are you going to measure this?
 Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the 
 bushes when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me 
 down for a yes and stay out of my yard!
 

I am glad you asked!

You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, 
who spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, 
coffee-houses, and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats 
the ticket -- sciencey types love that word random) randomly asking  
people (odd that 95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, I am with the 
Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few survey 
questions for our study on making the world a better place to live -- 
for us, and our children's sake? After the obvious yes, ok my 
friend asks, Are you planning to fornicate today?  After the 
obvious yes,, then. with one or multiple partners? ... Do you have 
your partners picked out, or are you sort of lookin'  etc.

My friend seems to really like his job.




  

 
 
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  
   My favorite line:
   
the Earth is going to react in some way 
   
   I am s getting into this biz.
   
   I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the 
   angles of incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that 
   retrograde, reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are 
   going to react in some way.
   
   Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
   
  
  man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
   
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the 
  angles of incidence of the heavenly bodies 
  
  1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to 
  the death of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
  
  2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  
  peace and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
  
  3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
  
  
  
  
  
   
   
   
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
   

Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
 
In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
 
Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, 
Saturn and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado 
activity could also increase because of the Taurus signature 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-17 Thread tartbrain


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
 
  randomly asking  people (odd that 95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, I 
 am with the Holistic Whole-Earth Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few 
 survey questions for our study on making the world a better place to live -- 
 for us, and our children's sake? After the obvious yes, ok my friend 
 asks, Are you planning to fornicate today?  After the obvious yes,, then. 
 with one or multiple partners? ... Do you have your partners picked out, 
 or are you sort of lookin'  etc.
 
 Excellent rap!  The subtlety of this routine makes me want to re-think my own 
 most successful opening line: Get in the trunk. 

Which is sort of ironic in that, rumor has it, you prefer women (well, politely 
I will limit it to that) with some junk in the trunk -- but on the street the 
debate is if thats a natural inclination, or simple part of your excursion into 
exploring the black roots of the blues.  

And do they get into the trunk, or are you getting into the trunk? Its sort of 
a confusing image for us sexual illiterates. And does the trunk have chains? 
Air compression equipment for fixing a flat tire? 
Flashlights for probing dark places? Does it sort of reek of mold? Is it full 
of other garbage? Do other cars try to, or inadvertently rear-end it? Or is a 
old VW with the trunk in the front? 


 At first it would seem to save time over his method but once you add in the 
 jail time 

Jail time for the abduction? Or the 16 yr old thing? Tell me, does the judge 
add these various things up, or sort of its an OR not an AND -- and you only 
get the time as if it were one offense? And I hope you behave and don't start 
wondering about the judge and whats under his shroud -- and projecting 3-D 
images.

Which brings to mind -- 3-D porn. Isn't it bad enough we have to listen to our 
date (from the survey thing) exclaim, emphatically See! Not all men are 4 
inches like you tried to tell me! but now we have to see our inferiority 
jutting out over the horizon -- as evening  spread out against the sky like a 
patient etherized upon a table - limp and cold from the night breeze, having to 
listen to the women as they come and go, comparing us the the rock hard statues 
of Michaelangelo.

And do you consider your junk escapades your right for being pious and 
faithful? A gift from God? Or do you hold that you are the gift from God to -- 
well, Ashleys of the world?  And does she scream Oh God, The Lord has Come 
or The Age of Awakening is here!  at the appropriate moment? -- or Oh Shit 
-- which brings us back to the junk in the trunk thing. 

And does the world, for you, end with a bang or a whimper. And does that bang 
knock out or wake up the Walter Mittey in you? Do you imagine your self making 
fantastic, crowd roaring arial feats on that swing over your bed? Or is it all 
in your head? Or is it a Benjamin Button thing where you start out wrinkly and 
feeble, and then progress to your a smaller wrinkly and feeble state? 

Thor, who is currently roaring and exploding in delight, sends his best. But he 
warns you to stay away form those icelandic, finnish and norwegian blonde 
ashely's.  They are far too pure for you -- and he's protecting them, Ya thats 
the ticket -- protecting them.





 

Please clarify. The world is awaiting for a new Prince of Piece - to govern the 
dawning age (yes, back to the 16 yr olds) of enlightenment and rockhard 
willpower over nature. 

  


days 














it pretty much evens out.
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
   
man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
   Snip
   
3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
   
   How are you going to measure this?
   Wait a second, are you the guy who has been disappearing behind the 
   bushes when I go to pull my bedroom curtains at night?  Just put me down 
   for a yes and stay out of my yard!
   
  
  I am glad you asked!
  
  You see, I have this um, friend, ya thats the ticket, a friend, ya see, who 
  spends his weekends at hip gathering spots -- nature haunts, coffee-houses, 
  and the tofu rack at Whole Foods, randomly (ya thats the ticket -- 
  sciencey types love that word random) randomly asking  people (odd that 
  95% are women), Ashley's so to speak, I am with the Holistic Whole-Earth 
  Lifestyles Institute, may I ask you a few survey questions for our study on 
  making the world a better place to live -- for us, and our children's 
  sake? After the obvious yes, ok my friend asks, Are you planning to 
  fornicate today?  After the obvious yes,, then. with one or multiple 
  partners? ... Do you have your partners picked out, or are you sort of 
  lookin'  etc.
  
  My friend seems to really 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-16 Thread curtisdeltablues
My favorite line:

 the Earth is going to react in some way 

I am s getting into this biz.

I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, reprobate, 
retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in some way.

Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  







--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer r...@... wrote:

 
 Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
  
 In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
  
 Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, Saturn and 
 Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity could also increase 
 because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is going to react in some way 
 as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the Earth that we are not aware of in 
 retrograde motion along with Saturn in deep retrograde motion till it turns 
 direct at the end of May
  
 So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now we have 
 a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel to and from 
 America to Europe and other eastern countries.
  
 The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask any women 
 who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic to carry all of the 
 weight around and then go through labor pains but when the baby is delivered 
 the joy of being co-creator is beyond words.
  
 Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last over 
 the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more civilized 
 humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon Messages from the 
 Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 2012 will last till 2026. 
  
 During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity via other 
 advanced races that will create a whole new model of economics, healthcare, 
 science and other areas of life.
  
 As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you can 
 into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 humanity will be 
 having deep conversations on how we can bring a more intimate relationship to 
 ourselves and our beautiful planet we call Earth.
  
 Go to Astrological Varieties http://www.yogavisionaries.com/   for more 
 information.
  
 Love and Light,
 Lou Valentino
  
 If you would like to be taken off mailing list reply with “Take off 
 List”. Thank you.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-16 Thread tartbrain


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@... 
wrote:

 My favorite line:
 
  the Earth is going to react in some way 
 
 I am s getting into this biz.
 
 I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
 incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, reprobate, 
 retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in some way.
 
 Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
 

man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
 
I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
incidence of the heavenly bodies 

1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the death of 
the old age of greed and hucksterism.

2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  peace and 
free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 

3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.





 
 
 
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
 
  
  Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
   
  In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
   
  Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, Saturn and 
  Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity could also increase 
  because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is going to react in some way 
  as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the Earth that we are not aware of in 
  retrograde motion along with Saturn in deep retrograde motion till it turns 
  direct at the end of May
   
  So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now we 
  have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel to and 
  from America to Europe and other eastern countries.
   
  The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask any 
  women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic to carry 
  all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but when the baby 
  is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond words.
   
  Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last over 
  the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more civilized 
  humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon Messages from the 
  Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 2012 will last till 2026. 
   
  During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity via 
  other advanced races that will create a whole new model of economics, 
  healthcare, science and other areas of life.
   
  As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you can 
  into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 humanity will 
  be having deep conversations on how we can bring a more intimate 
  relationship to ourselves and our beautiful planet we call Earth.
   
  Go to Astrological Varieties http://www.yogavisionaries.com/   for 
  more information.
   
  Love and Light,
  Lou Valentino
   
  If you would like to be taken off mailing list reply with “Take off 
  List”. Thank you.
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-16 Thread yifuxero
Does this mean we're going to die at the end of our lives?
 Pluto may be small and icy; but astrologically speaking, that dude can be 
extremely powerful. Woe be unto those who get a PL sq. Mars.
Vedic astrologers scoff at Pluto (has the vibes of Yama, Lord of the 
Underworld); since they can't calculate it's exact position and it can't be 
seen with the naked eye. (A good example of how Western technology fills in 
some gaps in the Vedic sciences).  However, I must say that MMY's recreation of 
the Vedic observatories is a work of highly skilled creative genius.


-- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_re...@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  My favorite line:
  
   the Earth is going to react in some way 
  
  I am s getting into this biz.
  
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
  incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, reprobate, 
  retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in some way.
  
  Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
  
 
 man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
  
 I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
 incidence of the heavenly bodies 
 
 1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the death 
 of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
 
 2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  peace and 
 free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
 
 3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
 
 
 
 
 
  
  
  
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
  
   
   Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,

   In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:

   Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, Saturn 
   and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity could also 
   increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is going to react 
   in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the Earth that we are 
   not aware of in retrograde motion along with Saturn in deep retrograde 
   motion till it turns direct at the end of May

   So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now we 
   have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel to and 
   from America to Europe and other eastern countries.

   The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask any 
   women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic to carry 
   all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but when the 
   baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond words.

   Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last 
   over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more 
   civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon Messages 
   from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 2012 will last 
   till 2026. 

   During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity via 
   other advanced races that will create a whole new model of economics, 
   healthcare, science and other areas of life.

   As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you can 
   into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 humanity will 
   be having deep conversations on how we can bring a more intimate 
   relationship to ourselves and our beautiful planet we call Earth.

   Go to Astrological Varieties http://www.yogavisionaries.com/   for 
   more information.

   Love and Light,
   Lou Valentino

   If you would like to be taken off mailing list reply with “Take off 
   List”. Thank you.
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Lou Valentino: Astrological Predictions for April 2010 come true................

2010-04-16 Thread tartbrain


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, yifuxero yifux...@... wrote:

 Does this mean we're going to die at the end of our lives?

No, it means 146,376 or so people will die tomorrow. I guarantee it - stemming 
from my great predictive abilities. 

And given that about 147,000 die on average every day. Which actually is an 
important point to keep from getting deluded by some predictions. Two events 
may be correlated, but are often totally non related.

And the 147,000 deaths per day puts things in perspective. 9/11 was tragic, but 
thats like 3% of who die every day. Huge morning for those 5,000(?) -- but who 
mourns daily for the other 147,000? Were the 9/11 folks more deserving of our 
mourning? Were their families more deserving or special than the 142,000 
families who lost a loved one that day? (yes I know such figures are blippy -- 
maybe there were 150,000 who died on 9/11 -- a small surge. The point is still 
the same.)



  

  Pluto may be small and icy; but astrologically speaking, that dude can be 
 extremely powerful. Woe be unto those who get a PL sq. Mars.
 Vedic astrologers scoff at Pluto (has the vibes of Yama, Lord of the 
 Underworld); since they can't calculate it's exact position and it can't be 
 seen with the naked eye. (A good example of how Western technology fills in 
 some gaps in the Vedic sciences).  However, I must say that MMY's recreation 
 of the Vedic observatories is a work of highly skilled creative genius.
 
 
 -- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain no_reply@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  
   My favorite line:
   
the Earth is going to react in some way 
   
   I am s getting into this biz.
   
   I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
   incidence of the heavenly bodies (particularly that retrograde, 
   reprobate, retard Pluto) some people on earth are going to react in some 
   way.
   
   Stay tuned for my circling the bulls-eye when it happens!  
   
  
  man, you need far more measurable predictions. For example,
   
  I predict that because of the planetary juxtaposition and the angles of 
  incidence of the heavenly bodies 
  
  1) 146,376 people in the word, TOMORROW, are going to die, due to the death 
  of the old age of greed and hucksterism.
  
  2) However, given that we are witnessing the birth of a new age of  peace 
  and free love, there will be 351,236 births tomorrow. 
  
  3) 1.365,876,059  people will fornicate tomorrow.
  
  
  
  
  
   
   
   
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
   

Dear astrological clients and spiritual family,
 
In my April monthly forecast I wrote the following predictions:
 
Earthquake activity also remains an issue because of the Pluto, Saturn 
and Uranus combination of this new Moon. Tornado activity could also 
increase because of the Taurus signature and the Earth is going to 
react in some way as Pluto goes very deep into areas of the Earth that 
we are not aware of in retrograde motion along with Saturn in deep 
retrograde motion till it turns direct at the end of May
 
So far April has brought about an earthquake in Western China and now 
we have a volcano eruption in Iceland that has shut down air travel to 
and from America to Europe and other eastern countries.
 
The Earth is in labor and is ready to give birth to a new age. Ask any 
women who has had a child and she will tell you it is no picnic to 
carry all of the weight around and then go through labor pains but when 
the baby is delivered the joy of being co-creator is beyond words.
 
Therefore, we can say that the labor pains for planet Earth will last 
over the next two year’s or so and finally give birth to a more 
civilized humanity. As I have written in my e-book “Full Moon 
Messages from the Pleiadians” the preparation phase which starts 2012 
will last till 2026. 
 
During that time a new way of living will be introduced to humanity via 
other advanced races that will create a whole new model of economics, 
healthcare, science and other areas of life.
 
As always keep praying and meditating and sending as much love as you 
can into the Earth as Earth Day approaches us on April 22, 2010 
humanity will be having deep conversations on how we can bring a more 
intimate relationship to ourselves and our beautiful planet we call 
Earth.
 
Go to Astrological Varieties http://www.yogavisionaries.com/   
for more information.
 
Love and Light,
Lou Valentino
 
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