[FairfieldLife] Re: Pope v Gore

2007-12-16 Thread TurquoiseB
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 wrote:
  
   http://tinyurl.com/2t4nzy
  
  The *Pope* warning people about dubious ideology? Too funny!
 
 
 
 And the Pope needs a makeover, too:
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_en_ot/people_franco_zeffirelli
 
 Zeffirelli: Pope Benedict needs makeover 
 
 John Paul II, often spontaneous and sometimes outdoorsy, had 
 little use for fancy papal attire. But Benedict has taken to 
 wearing some eye-stopping outfits in his public appearances, 
 including a red velvet cape trimmed with ermine, a fur-trimmed 
 stocking cap that some first mistook for a Santa Claus hat, and 
 bright red Prada loafers.

What I found most fascinating about the article 
was the revelation that Zefferelli has directed 
ceremonies at the Vatican. 

Cool. FINALLY we have an openly gay guy from the
movie business choreographing all the pomp and 
circumstance and costumes and pageantry of religion. 

This is how it should have worked all along. Can't
you imagine a mass Southern Fundamentalist riverside
baptism choreographed by Busby Berkeley, a la the
Esther Williams swim-a-thons? The mind boggles.

It's not without precedent -- Ken Russell, famous
for his own brand of over-the-top flamboyance, did
religion with his brilliant film The Devils, based
on Aldous Huxley's The Devils Of Loudon. About the
only thing missing from that extravaganza was a 
chorus line of dancing Jesuses, and Kubrick did that
one in A Clockwork Orange.  :-)

Now what I'm wondering is what director we could
recruit to choreograph and produce the ceremonies
and bring the Hollywood touch to the TM movement. 
David Lynch is a natural, but he'd cast all the 
Rajas as dwarves, and that just wouldn't fly with
Maharishi because they're all deformed and all, so 
he's right out. 

Baz Luhrmann (Moulin Rouge and the gaudy version 
of Romeo and Juliet set in Miami and starring 
Leonardo di Caprio has the right amount of subtlety 
and reserve for the project :-), but he's busy work-
ing on a flick about Australia. It'll probably have 
dancing kangaroos.

Tim Burton would be good, with Johnny Depp in a fat
suit playing a deranged Bevan. Or there's this new 
remake flick called I Am Legend -- you could throw 
away the plot and just keep the title and it would 
be a perfect vehicle for almost anyone in the TMO
hierarchy.

If Joseph L. Mankiewicz wasn't all dead and all, we
could hire him to stage some of the ceremonies a la
Cleopatra. Maharishi's *already* got the elephants
he'd need, and their costumes and crowns make the Rajas 
without beards *already* look like drag versions of 
Elizabeth Taylor, so that's another natural matchup.

But, as long as we're bringing people back from the
dead to film TM: The Movie, my pick would be Mack
Sennett. If he could almost bring a sense of dignity
to the Keystone Cops, think what he could do for the
Rajas...





[FairfieldLife] Re: Pope v Gore

2007-12-16 Thread bob_brigante
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante no_reply@ 
wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley 
  j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante no_reply@ 
  wrote:
   
http://tinyurl.com/2t4nzy
   
   The *Pope* warning people about dubious ideology? Too funny!
  
  
  
  And the Pope needs a makeover, too:
  
  
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_en_ot/people_franco_zeffirelli
  
  Zeffirelli: Pope Benedict needs makeover 
  
  John Paul II, often spontaneous and sometimes outdoorsy, had 
  little use for fancy papal attire. But Benedict has taken to 
  wearing some eye-stopping outfits in his public appearances, 
  including a red velvet cape trimmed with ermine, a fur-trimmed 
  stocking cap that some first mistook for a Santa Claus hat, and 
  bright red Prada loafers.
 



 What I found most fascinating about the article 
 was the revelation that Zefferelli has directed 
 ceremonies at the Vatican. 
 
 Cool. FINALLY we have an openly gay guy from the
 movie business choreographing all the pomp and 
 circumstance and costumes and pageantry of religion. 
 


**

The reason why the Vatican is OK with Zeffirelli is that, although Z 
is openly gay, he sides with the Church's stance against recognition 
of gays:

Although Zeffirelli is openly gay and has frankly discussed his 
sexuality in his autobiography, he is nonetheless somewhat 
paradoxical in this regard. Some critics have noted a homosexual 
gaze in his films, particularly in their lingering and erotically 
tinged close-up shots of the semi-nude male body. In Tea with 
Mussolini, moreover, he cast Lily Tomlin as an unambiguously lesbian 
character. 

At the same time, however, his advocacy of Catholic dogma in 
opposition to gay activism has not gone unnoticed, particularly his 
backing of Vatican efforts to thwart the inception of a Gay Pride 
parade in Rome.

http://www.glbtq.com/arts/zeffirelli_f.html

This sort of dissonant behavior in gay men is not unusual, of course -
- we were just privy to the ludicrous I am not gay shout-out of 
privy-sex Senator Craig, but it is a little unusual for a gay artist, 
since artists rarely are expected to toe the macho line in society.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Pope v Gore

2007-12-15 Thread bob_brigante
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 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante no_reply@ 
wrote:
 
  http://tinyurl.com/2t4nzy
 


 The *Pope* warning people about dubious ideology? Too funny!





And the Pope needs a makeover, too:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_en_ot/people_franco_zeffirelli

Zeffirelli: Pope Benedict needs makeover 

John Paul II, often spontaneous and sometimes outdoorsy, had little 
use for fancy papal attire. But Benedict has taken to wearing some 
eye-stopping outfits in his public appearances, including a red 
velvet cape trimmed with ermine, a fur-trimmed stocking cap that some 
first mistook for a Santa Claus hat, and bright red Prada loafers.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Pope v Gore

2007-12-13 Thread Alex Stanley
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 http://tinyurl.com/2t4nzy

The *Pope* warning people about dubious ideology? Too funny!



[FairfieldLife] Re: Pope v Gore

2007-12-13 Thread bob_brigante
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bob_brigante no_reply@ wrote:
 
  http://tinyurl.com/2t4nzy
 


 The *Pope* warning people about dubious ideology? Too funny!



*

Hey, cut the guy some slack -- after all, the Church did apologize 
for the 1633 trial of Galileo:

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/13/story_1349_1.html