[FairfieldLife] Re: Drinking and Cigars: a recognized religious rite and requirement

2009-04-13 Thread billy jim
Here Here - There There - Hare Hare

Even Bhaktivedanta used snuff. It was an Indian
gentleman's indulgence.

Let us enjoy fine Dominicans, like Romeo Y Julieta.

Let us enjoy fine British Empire indulgences, like kick
in the door and shoot 'em all - Black and Tan. 

Let us enjoy fine Americans, like Woodford Reserve.

Let us enjoy - all you puritanical prudes!


   

[FairfieldLife] Re: Drinking and Cigars: a recognized religious rite and requirement

2009-04-13 Thread grate . swan
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Just after meeting with Roosevelt and Stalin in Yalta, Churchill met with 
  the Saudi king. At a state dinner in Saudi Arabia, the muslim prohibition 
  against alcohol and smoking was to be observed at the dinner for Churchill. 
  Churchill in no uncertain terms  told the king's minister that smoking 
  cigars after dining, and drinking before, during and after dinner was a 
  fundamental part of his religion and he was obliged to follow his religious 
  doctrine. The king obliged Mr. Churchill.  
  
  So its is clear that drinking and smoking are religious activities -- at 
  least to some -- and by the logic of this forum, that makes it a religious 
  act. Thus we must ban drinking and smoking at all publicly funded schools! 
  A hard blow to an honored tradition I know. Imagine, sober kids in school! 
  And during sessions of congress. Its absolutely mandated by the 
  constitution (following the logic of some prior posts).
 
 
 I'm sensing some bitterness and frustration. 
 
 What's next? Prohibitions on consensual sex?

Whatever you and your left hand mutually consent to do -- thats none of my 
business.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Drinking and Cigars: a recognized religious rite and requirement

2009-04-13 Thread grate . swan
I am glad you have found the path back to religion. 

However, I have some quite disturbing news. Its been found that smoking 
marijuana is a religious rite in some hindu sects and the rastafarains. 
Regardless of whether marijuana actually works, its clearly a religious rite, 
with deep religious roots. And users are often heard to explain, oh my god! 
and Best shit since jesus. If parents only knew! If they knew about the 
religious roots of marijuana they would never let their kids smoke marijuana in 
schools. Church and state are banned from mixing. We must not allow kids to 
continue these religious rites in school. Besides the religious nuts behind 
marijuana are theives. They are asking like $300-400 for a basic course. And 
the fees just keep coming an coming. Why there are so many other fine 
alternatives that are free -- sniffing paint thinner and airplane glue for 
instance. 



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, pranamoocher bh...@... wrote:

 I had a deeply religious experience this afternoon with a delicious
 cigar and a Fat Tire to smooth it down.
 I wholeheartedly invite all others to incorporate these religious
 experiences into their routines.
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_reply@ wrote:
  
   Just after meeting with Roosevelt and Stalin in Yalta, Churchill met
 with the Saudi king. At a state dinner in Saudi Arabia, the muslim
 prohibition against alcohol and smoking was to be observed at the dinner
 for Churchill. Churchill in no uncertain terms  told the king's minister
 that smoking cigars after dining, and drinking before, during and after
 dinner was a fundamental part of his religion and he was obliged to
 follow his religious doctrine. The king obliged Mr. Churchill.
  
   So its is clear that drinking and smoking are religious activities
 -- at least to some -- and by the logic of this forum, that makes it a
 religious act. Thus we must ban drinking and smoking at all publicly
 funded schools! A hard blow to an honored tradition I know. Imagine,
 sober kids in school! And during sessions of congress. Its absolutely
 mandated by the constitution (following the logic of some prior posts).
  
 
  I'm sensing some bitterness and frustration.
 
  What's next? Prohibitions on consensual sex?
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Drinking and Cigars: a recognized religious rite and requirement

2009-04-13 Thread satvadude108
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_reply@ wrote:
  
   Just after meeting with Roosevelt and Stalin in Yalta, Churchill met with 
   the Saudi king. At a state dinner in Saudi Arabia, the muslim prohibition 
   against alcohol and smoking was to be observed at the dinner for 
   Churchill. Churchill in no uncertain terms  told the king's minister that 
   smoking cigars after dining, and drinking before, during and after dinner 
   was a fundamental part of his religion and he was obliged to follow his 
   religious doctrine. The king obliged Mr. Churchill.  
   
   So its is clear that drinking and smoking are religious activities -- at 
   least to some -- and by the logic of this forum, that makes it a 
   religious act. Thus we must ban drinking and smoking at all publicly 
   funded schools! A hard blow to an honored tradition I know. Imagine, 
   sober kids in school! And during sessions of congress. Its absolutely 
   mandated by the constitution (following the logic of some prior posts).
  
  
  I'm sensing some bitterness and frustration. 
  
  What's next? Prohibitions on consensual sex?
 
 Whatever you and your left hand mutually consent to do -- thats none of my 
 business.
 

So how long were you and Nabby on Purusha together?



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Drinking and Cigars: a recognized religious rite and requirement

2009-04-13 Thread Kirk
So how long were you and Nabby on Purusha together?

Nabby was never on Purusha. It's obvious from his delerious state.  They 
would never accept him.  Purusha are quite serious about who they let join. 
Also if you exihibit mental derangement they kick you off, just like that! 



[FairfieldLife] Re: Drinking and Cigars: a recognized religious rite and requirement

2009-04-12 Thread satvadude108
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_re...@... wrote:

 Just after meeting with Roosevelt and Stalin in Yalta, Churchill met with the 
 Saudi king. At a state dinner in Saudi Arabia, the muslim prohibition against 
 alcohol and smoking was to be observed at the dinner for Churchill. Churchill 
 in no uncertain terms  told the king's minister that smoking cigars after 
 dining, and drinking before, during and after dinner was a fundamental part 
 of his religion and he was obliged to follow his religious doctrine. The king 
 obliged Mr. Churchill.  
 
 So its is clear that drinking and smoking are religious activities -- at 
 least to some -- and by the logic of this forum, that makes it a religious 
 act. Thus we must ban drinking and smoking at all publicly funded schools! A 
 hard blow to an honored tradition I know. Imagine, sober kids in school! And 
 during sessions of congress. Its absolutely mandated by the constitution 
 (following the logic of some prior posts).


I'm sensing some bitterness and frustration. 

What's next? Prohibitions on consensual sex?



[FairfieldLife] Re: Drinking and Cigars: a recognized religious rite and requirement

2009-04-12 Thread pranamoocher
I had a deeply religious experience this afternoon with a delicious
cigar and a Fat Tire to smooth it down.
I wholeheartedly invite all others to incorporate these religious
experiences into their routines.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, satvadude108 no_re...@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Just after meeting with Roosevelt and Stalin in Yalta, Churchill met
with the Saudi king. At a state dinner in Saudi Arabia, the muslim
prohibition against alcohol and smoking was to be observed at the dinner
for Churchill. Churchill in no uncertain terms  told the king's minister
that smoking cigars after dining, and drinking before, during and after
dinner was a fundamental part of his religion and he was obliged to
follow his religious doctrine. The king obliged Mr. Churchill.
 
  So its is clear that drinking and smoking are religious activities
-- at least to some -- and by the logic of this forum, that makes it a
religious act. Thus we must ban drinking and smoking at all publicly
funded schools! A hard blow to an honored tradition I know. Imagine,
sober kids in school! And during sessions of congress. Its absolutely
mandated by the constitution (following the logic of some prior posts).
 

 I'm sensing some bitterness and frustration.

 What's next? Prohibitions on consensual sex?