Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer : Princess Diana's death .
Question : How come ?
Answer :An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky: followed closely by
Italian Paparazzis in
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
And moreover this is sent to you by a
Indian,using American
(Bill Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your
computer, that use
Taiwanese chips, and a
Korean monitor, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by
Pakistan lorry-drivers, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by
Mexican illegals. That, my friend, is
Globalization
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?
A - The other 9 fish are crying.
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Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I
do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
A Man bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Man: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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