Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts
-BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE- Hash: SHA1 Redd Vinylene wrote: > Hello guys, > > It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a > tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something > UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? > Alright, much obliged, thanks. > just run "fortune" - -- GNU Key fingerptrint: 2E13 BC16 5F54 0FBD 62ED 42B6 B65F 24AB E9C2 CCD1 -BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE- Version: GnuPG v2.0.9 (FreeBSD) iEYEARECAAYFAkkM4yQACgkQtl8kq+nCzNHxSACfRPo5dGk3/WapbBqyKCVNNbkj fecAnjtBXmyC41URNW9nVVoLotbZF/A4 =kGyU -END PGP SIGNATURE- ___ freebsd-questions@freebsd.org mailing list http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-questions To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"
Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts
Chad Perrin wrote: > On Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 08:44:57PM +1030, en0f wrote: >> Redd Vinylene wrote: >>> Hello guys, >>> >>> It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a >>> tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something >>> UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? >>> Alright, much obliged, thanks. >>> >> * hold it right there buddy. >> + >> >> * that scruffy beard... those suspenders... that smug expression... >> + >> >> * you're one of those condescending unix computer users! >> + here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer. > > Isn't that the script of a Dilbert strip? Yeah. Its also the cover of APUE by Stevens & Rago if you're curious. However, AFAIK the actual credit goes to S. Adams. > Maybe, for shirt purposes, just distill that down to its essence: > > "Here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer." Yeah that was my thought as well. :P) > It could also be modified a bit: > > "Here's a nickel, kid. Blank CDs are cheap. Get yourself a better > operating system." LMAO. This ones nice as well. > "Power corrupts. The command line corrupts absolutely." > > . . . or, altneratively: > > "Power corrupts. Unix corrupts absolutely." Both are nice. Cracked me up. Heres another one by Scott - "If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." -Scott Adams -- en0f ___ freebsd-questions@freebsd.org mailing list http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-questions To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"
Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts
On 10/31/08, Redd Vinylene <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Hello guys,
>
> It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a
> tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something
> UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help?
> Alright, much obliged, thanks.
Here's one from /usr/src/sys/kern/kern_malloc.c
It goes like this:
/*
* Small malloc(9) memory allocations are allocated from a set of UMA buckets
* of various sizes.
*
* XXX: The comment here used to read "These won't be powers of two for
* long." It's possible that a significant amount of wasted memory could be
* recovered by tuning the sizes of these buckets.
*/
struct {
int kz_size;
char *kz_name;
uma_zone_t kz_zone;
} kmemzones[] = {
{16, "16", NULL},
{32, "32", NULL},
{64, "64", NULL},
{128, "128", NULL},
{256, "256", NULL},
{512, "512", NULL},
{1024, "1024", NULL},
{2048, "2048", NULL},
{4096, "4096", NULL},
Black tshirt, green letters ...
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Gonzalo Nemmi
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Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts
On Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 08:44:57PM +1030, en0f wrote: > Redd Vinylene wrote: > > Hello guys, > > > > It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a > > tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something > > UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? > > Alright, much obliged, thanks. > > > > * hold it right there buddy. > + > > * that scruffy beard... those suspenders... that smug expression... > + > > * you're one of those condescending unix computer users! > + here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer. Isn't that the script of a Dilbert strip? Maybe, for shirt purposes, just distill that down to its essence: "Here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer." It could also be modified a bit: "Here's a nickel, kid. Blank CDs are cheap. Get yourself a better operating system." . . . maybe with a Windows logo crossed out, or with a FreeBSD logo, or something like that. Of course, one of my favorite one-liners is one I made up: "Power corrupts. The command line corrupts absolutely." . . . or, altneratively: "Power corrupts. Unix corrupts absolutely." -- Chad Perrin [ content licensed PDL: http://pdl.apotheon.org ] Quoth Larry Wall: "What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?" pgp6Rf1MgTrU6.pgp Description: PGP signature
Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts
Redd Vinylene wrote: > Hello guys, > > It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a > tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something > UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? > Alright, much obliged, thanks. > * hold it right there buddy. + * that scruffy beard... those suspenders... that smug expression... + * you're one of those condescending unix computer users! + here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer. :P) -- en0f ___ freebsd-questions@freebsd.org mailing list http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-questions To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"
Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts
On 10/31/08, Redd Vinylene <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Hello guys, > > It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a > tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something > UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? > Alright, much obliged, thanks. thinkgeek.com has some fun designs. PS: I'm not related to thinkgeek in any commercial sense :) > > -- > http://www.home.no/reddvinylene > ___ > freebsd-questions@freebsd.org mailing list > http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-questions > To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" > ___ freebsd-questions@freebsd.org mailing list http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-questions To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"
Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts
On Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 10:51 AM, Mel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > On Friday 31 October 2008 10:29:35 you wrote: > >> It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a >> tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something >> UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? >> Alright, much obliged, thanks. > > http://shop.cafepress.com/design/6684711 > > -- > Mel Hahaha -- http://www.home.no/reddvinylene ___ freebsd-questions@freebsd.org mailing list http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-questions To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"
Funny slogans to put on tshirts
Hello guys, It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? Alright, much obliged, thanks. -- http://www.home.no/reddvinylene ___ freebsd-questions@freebsd.org mailing list http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-questions To unsubscribe, send any mail to "[EMAIL PROTECTED]"
