[Gadis-Melayu] Bicycles are better than women......! ( humOr )

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2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the
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3. Bicycles don't have
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4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really
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5. You can share your bicycles with your
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6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've
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7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same
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8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have
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9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other
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10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle
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11. You'll never hear, Surprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle unless
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12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix
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13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten
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14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with
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15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your
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16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your
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17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize
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18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get
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19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get
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20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump
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21. Bicycles don't get
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22. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad
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23. Your bicyle never wants a night out with other
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24. Bicycles don't care if you're
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25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your
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26. If your bicycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better
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27. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to
take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its
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28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bicycle is a
decent 
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29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the
last time you were on your
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