Re: [gentoo-user] Unsubcribe

2007-03-19 Thread Fiifi Markin
Very funny man neil ...


On 3/19/07 5:03 AM, Neil Bothwick [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 22:32:46 -0400, Fiifi Markin wrote:
 
 unsubscribe
 
 Here's how to unsubscribe:
 
 First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit.
 Then follow these directions.
 
 The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
 requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
 System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
 dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have
 fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large X
 outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the
 connection point until you feel it lock.
 
 The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the
 small switch on the lip.  When securing, twist the ring back to its
 initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet.  Disconnect.
 Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear.
 Activate by pressing the blue button.
 
 The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
 release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be
 adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release
 button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the
 green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and
 returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position.
 
 You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator.  If
 the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements
 has not been properly implemented. Press the List Guy call button on
 the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his
 control panel.
 
 To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
 clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet
 immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with
 you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will
 see a Shower seal button. Press to activate. A green light will then
 be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the
 desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe
 normally.
 
 The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless
 you activate the Manual off override switch by flipping it up. When
 you are ready to leave, press the blue Shower seal release
 button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro
 slippers and place them in their container.
 
 If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
 button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A  B. The
 knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low,
 medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.
 
 After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
 switching to the ON position the clearly marked red switch. If
 during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings,
 place the manual off override switch in the OFF position. You may
 now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light
 goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind
 you.
 


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2007-03-18 Thread Fiifi Markin
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