I was wondering why so many migrants were flocking into Goa. The following I thought could be some of the reasons:
1: Rail travel is free. 2: Many 'elite' Goans need cheap 'chokra boys' to do their yard work. Today we clean their yards, tomorrow - we will 'clean up' everything.(;-) 3: The liquor is not tainted (at least not yet) 4: You get paid membership with benefits - for automatically joining the bank i.e. the Vote Bank 5: Goans will talk big ...but come to our gaddo and eat our bhel and pani-puri. (May be we should add a special ingredient to make them come again and again). 6: The silly Goans believe that the 4 English people who are investing their own money and restoring houses - are the ones who make Goans a minority. The silly goons (Goans, I mean) do not know that they already are in a minority. Guess who are in the majority? Yes... We are. BTW: We are not unreasonable people - Goans are welcome to use the same free rail service and migrate to our place . Don't worry, it is not much filthier than Goa now has become. jc ps: Coming up in the next post: We are offering free vaginal examinations for women - consent is not necessary. No restrictions apply. Come one Come all.