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causing serious injuries to her body, a university hospital in Tokyo said on 
Friday.




Fiery Story from a Yorkshire, England newspaper


Buttocks Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital
2017-2-08


A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after 
what started out as a routine inking session, left both  of them requiring 
emergency hospital treatment.

Furious film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had visited 
the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week  to have the finishing 
touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene 
from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story.

“It was a  big job in more ways than one.”;  he told us “I’d just lit a roll up 
and was finishing off a centurions helmet. It’s delicate, close up work. Next 
thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just around 
Charlton Heston’s whip, and a hissing sound – more of a whoosh than  a rasp – 
and before I know what’s happening, there’s a flame shooting from her arse to 
my fag (cigarette) and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.”;

Jason says he rushed to the studio sink to quell the flames, only to turn round 
and see Tracey frantically fanning her buttock area  with a damp towel. The 
flames had travelled down the gas cloud and set fire to her thong which was 
smoking like a cheap firework.
“To be honest”, said Jason, “I didn’t even realise she was wearing one. You’d 
need a sodding mining licence  and a torch to find out for sure. She could have 
had a complete wardrobe  in there and I’d have been none the wiser.”;

Jason and Tracey  were taken to Rotherham District Hospital accident and 
emergency  department where they were treated for minor burns  and shock. Both 
are adamant that the other is to blame.

“I’m furious”; said Jason, “I’ve got a face like a mange-ridden dog and my left 
eyebrows not there any more. I don’t know about Ben Hur – Gone With The Wind’s 
more like it. You don’t just let rip in someone’s face like that. It’s 
dangerous.”;

But  Tracey remains both angry and unrepentant;
“I’m still in agony,”; she said, “;and  Charlton Heston looks more like Sidney 
bloody Poitier now. Jason shouldn’t have  had a fag on the go and there’s  no 
way I’d  guff on purpose. He’d had me on all fours for nearly an hour. I can 
only put up with that for so long before nature takes its course.  My Kev knows 
that. I give him my five second warning and I’d have done the same for Jason, 
but I didn’t get chance – it just crept out.”;

Ted Walters from the South Yorkshire Fire and Rescue service wasn’t surprised 
when we told him what had happened “People just don’t  appreciate the dangers. 
“; he told us, “We get called out to more flatulence ignition incidents than 
kitchen fires these days, now people have moved over to oven chips. We have a 
slogan ‘Flame ‘n fart – keep ’em apart’. Anyone engaging in an arse inking  
scenario would do well to bear that in mind in future.”;





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