SMILE..................................................... IT'S WEEKEND 
(17/08/2017)
RIGHT ON.....
A man (Bosteao) feared his wife (Rozalin) wasn’t hearing as well as she used to 
and he thought she might need hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, 
Bosteao goes to his family Doctor (Dr. Roldao) to discuss the problem:-
Dr. Roldao: There is a simple informal test that you could perform to give me a 
better idea about you wife’s hearing loss. Here is what you do, stand about 40 
feet away from your wife and in normal conversational speaking tone and see if 
she hears you. If not go to 30 feet, then 20 feet and so on until you get a 
response.
That evening Rozalin was in the kitchen cooking dinner and Bosteao was in the 
den:
Bosteao (says to himself) I am about 40 feet away now, let’s see what happens.
Bosteao: (in normal tone) Honey, what’s for dinner?
No response. Bosteao moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife 
and repeats:
Bosteao: Honey, what’s for dinner?
Still No response. Bosteao moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet 
from Rozalin and asks:
Bosteao: Honey, what’s for dinner?
Again he gets No response. Bosteao walks up to the kitchen, about 10 feet away 
from his wife.Bosteao: Honey, what’s for dinner?
And yet again there is no response. So Bosteao walks right behind her:
Bosteao: Honey, what’s for dinner?
Rozalin: Listen Bosteao, for the fifth time I have said PORK VINDALO. And if 
you repeat that questioned one more time, then I’ll bang this pan right on your 
head.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.

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