Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-30 Thread Jason Dusek
shapr for example: head (filter (\x - x  5) [1..])
shapr in a strict language, you can't easily play with infinite lists
dark In a strict language, you would write that as 6 :)

-- 
_jsn
___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-30 Thread Gwern Branwen
On 2008.07.30 01:09:47 -0700, Jason Dusek [EMAIL PROTECTED] scribbled 0.2K 
characters:
 shapr for example: head (filter (\x - x  5) [1..])
 shapr in a strict language, you can't easily play with infinite lists
 dark In a strict language, you would write that as 6 :)

 --
 _jsn

Fear not! That quote is preserved in the Lambdabot darcs repo. It shall yet 
remember when we are but dust.

--
gwern
Sponge Uzbekistan enigma bird assassinate Bunny CAVE zone burned Comirex


signature.asc
Description: Digital signature
___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-25 Thread dermiste
The sixth quote :

--- Michael Schuerig [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  On Wednesday 25 September 2002 05:27, Edward Wilson
  wrote:
   The real question is: if you were a Jedi Knight,
  and
   you could only master *one* language as your
  weapon of
   choice, what would it be--Common Lisp?
 
  Probably. In particular, considering that the Jedi
  seem to be somewhat
  conservative and CL beautifully captures the
  anachronistic elegance and
  power of a programming lightsaber. Future Jedi
  generations might choose
  more modern weapons; Haskell, OCaml and Oz being
  among the contenders.

http://www.xkcd.com/297/

xD

I love this guy



On Wed, Jul 23, 2008 at 10:57 PM, Jeremy Shaw [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 At Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:45:56 +0100,
 Andrew Coppin wrote:

 A while back I found a page somewhere containing some rather amusing IRC
 quotes. Unfortunately it seems to have vanished. I can't remember where
 on earth I found it, but I've scoured the Internet trying to track it
 down. (In particular, it contained a quote of somebody impersonating a
 typical Haskell newbie - lots of enthusiasm and no attention span! Well
 it amused *me* anyway...) Anybody have any ideas where this has gone?

 http://web.archive.org/web/20070609061216/http://www.haskell.org/hawiki/QuotesPage

 j.
 ___
 Haskell-Cafe mailing list
 Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
 http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe

___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


[Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-23 Thread Andrew Coppin
A while back I found a page somewhere containing some rather amusing IRC 
quotes. Unfortunately it seems to have vanished. I can't remember where 
on earth I found it, but I've scoured the Internet trying to track it 
down. (In particular, it contained a quote of somebody impersonating a 
typical Haskell newbie - lots of enthusiasm and no attention span! Well 
it amused *me* anyway...) Anybody have any ideas where this has gone?


Also... the current Humour page on the Haskell wiki contains a link to 
Lambdabot's quotes database, but on my system, clicking this link just 
displays a few hundred pages of gibberish. Is this normal?


As I final note...
http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Humor/Goldilocks
Damn, I wish *I* thought of that! ;-)

___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-23 Thread John Melesky

On Jul 23, 2008, at 1:45 PM, Andrew Coppin wrote:
A while back I found a page somewhere containing some rather amusing  
IRC quotes.


Are you perhaps thinking of the Quotes of the Week section in the  
Haskell Weekly News?


Back issues seem to be at http://sequence.complete.org/hwn if you want  
to check.


-johnn

___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-23 Thread Miguel Mitrofanov
Also... the current Humour page on the Haskell wiki contains a link  
to Lambdabot's quotes database, but on my system, clicking this link  
just displays a few hundred pages of gibberish. Is this normal?


Of course it's not. But deciphering is very simple, it's named gunzip.

___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-23 Thread Andrew Coppin

Miguel Mitrofanov wrote:
Also... the current Humour page on the Haskell wiki contains a link 
to Lambdabot's quotes database, but on my system, clicking this link 
just displays a few hundred pages of gibberish. Is this normal?


Of course it's not. But deciphering is very simple, it's named gunzip.


Right... so why does it have the MIME type text/plain? o_O

(Also... how do you know it's ZIP, and not, say, gzip, bz2, RAR, LHA...? 
I can't see anything that looks like an identifying header in there.)


___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-23 Thread Jeremy Shaw
At Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:45:56 +0100,
Andrew Coppin wrote:
 
 A while back I found a page somewhere containing some rather amusing IRC 
 quotes. Unfortunately it seems to have vanished. I can't remember where 
 on earth I found it, but I've scoured the Internet trying to track it 
 down. (In particular, it contained a quote of somebody impersonating a 
 typical Haskell newbie - lots of enthusiasm and no attention span! Well 
 it amused *me* anyway...) Anybody have any ideas where this has gone?

http://web.archive.org/web/20070609061216/http://www.haskell.org/hawiki/QuotesPage

j.
___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-23 Thread Jefferson Heard
http://bash.org ?

On Wed, Jul 23, 2008 at 2:45 PM, Andrew Coppin
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 A while back I found a page somewhere containing some rather amusing IRC
 quotes. Unfortunately it seems to have vanished. I can't remember where on
 earth I found it, but I've scoured the Internet trying to track it down. (In
 particular, it contained a quote of somebody impersonating a typical Haskell
 newbie - lots of enthusiasm and no attention span! Well it amused *me*
 anyway...) Anybody have any ideas where this has gone?

 Also... the current Humour page on the Haskell wiki contains a link to
 Lambdabot's quotes database, but on my system, clicking this link just
 displays a few hundred pages of gibberish. Is this normal?

 As I final note...
 http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Humor/Goldilocks
 Damn, I wish *I* thought of that! ;-)

 ___
 Haskell-Cafe mailing list
 Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
 http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe




-- 
I try to take things like a crow; war and chaos don't always ruin a
picnic, they just mean you have to be careful what you swallow.

-- Jessica Edwards
___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe


Re: [Haskell-cafe] [Off-topic] Loss of humour

2008-07-23 Thread Miguel Mitrofanov


On 24 Jul 2008, at 00:45, Andrew Coppin wrote:


Miguel Mitrofanov wrote:
Also... the current Humour page on the Haskell wiki contains a  
link to Lambdabot's quotes database, but on my system, clicking  
this link just displays a few hundred pages of gibberish. Is this  
normal?


Of course it's not. But deciphering is very simple, it's named  
gunzip.


Right... so why does it have the MIME type text/plain? o_O


Probably because it should be in Content-Encoding header.

See, most web browsers are capable of gunzipping content - but only if  
they know it's gzipped, so they look at the Content-Encoding header,  
and if it's present and says gzip, it decompresses the content. This  
is perfectly safe, since before receiving content browser lets the  
server know it accepts compressed pages (by sending Accept-Encoding  
header), so the server knows it can send compressed content.


(Also... how do you know it's ZIP, and not, say, gzip, bz2, RAR,  
LHA...? I can't see anything that looks like an identifying header  
in there.)


Hmmm... your file tool doesn't know about gzip archives?
___
Haskell-Cafe mailing list
Haskell-Cafe@haskell.org
http://www.haskell.org/mailman/listinfo/haskell-cafe