Re: O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-09-14 Thread Kirk Talman
Oh how I wish I could use that as my tagline at work.

 ... Disaster Recovery Plan (the best one is still an offsite copy of 
your resume

 Art Gutowski
 Ford Motor Company


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Re: O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-08-29 Thread Clark Morris
On 27 Aug 2010 13:43:29 -0700, in bit.listserv.ibm-main you wrote:

--snip

I still have horrible memories of a CEO that ordered me to develop and
install, via ZAP, the multiple-level alias feature two years before IBM
provided it. I thought he was going to fire me when I refused, flat out,
to meddle in Catalog Management.



Damned if you do, damned if you don't.  Meddling in Catalog Management is a 
good way to exercise your Disaster Recovery Plan (the best one is still an 
offsite copy of your resume).
  

--unsnip
I had a lot of reinforcement in that particular case. The CEO was 
informed, in no uncertain terms, that he was going to be a one-man 
management team if he persisted in this particular hare-brained scheme. 
To paraphrase the late Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen, When he felt 
the heat, he saw the light.  :-)

Rick

P.S. Is it true that Ford supplies all the bent glass to GM for 
various vehicle windows? I have a friend that insists that it's true, 
but I'm skeptical.

Libey Owens Ford was a separate company from Ford that produced
automotive glass and it was bought out by Pilkington, see Wikipedia
for details.

Clark

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Re: O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-08-27 Thread Arthur Gutowski
On Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:55:21 -0500, Rick Fochtman rfocht...@ync.net 
wrote:

I still have horrible memories of a CEO that ordered me to develop and
install, via ZAP, the multiple-level alias feature two years before IBM
provided it. I thought he was going to fire me when I refused, flat out,
to meddle in Catalog Management.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.  Meddling in Catalog Management is a 
good way to exercise your Disaster Recovery Plan (the best one is still an 
offsite copy of your resume).

TGIF,
Art Gutowski
Ford Motor Company

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Re: O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-08-27 Thread Elardus Engelbrecht
Rick Fochtman wrote:

I still have horrible memories of a CEO that ordered me to develop and 
install, 
via ZAP, the multiple-level alias feature two years before IBM provided it. I 
thought he was going to fire me when I refused, flat out, to meddle in Catalog 
Management.

Did they fired you or not? I really hope that your 'fix' (or is that 'unfix' ;D 
) 
was overwritten by a new version of Catalog Management.

Anyway, congratulations on refusing this, now add this to your CV this gem:

Special abilities: Choosing between doing dangerous things or taunting 
management.

;-D

Groete / Greetings
Elardus Engelbrech

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Re: O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-08-27 Thread Rick Fochtman

--snip


I still have horrible memories of a CEO that ordered me to develop and
install, via ZAP, the multiple-level alias feature two years before IBM
provided it. I thought he was going to fire me when I refused, flat out,
to meddle in Catalog Management.
   



Damned if you do, damned if you don't.  Meddling in Catalog Management is a 
good way to exercise your Disaster Recovery Plan (the best one is still an 
offsite copy of your resume).
 


--unsnip
I had a lot of reinforcement in that particular case. The CEO was 
informed, in no uncertain terms, that he was going to be a one-man 
management team if he persisted in this particular hare-brained scheme. 
To paraphrase the late Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen, When he felt 
the heat, he saw the light.  :-)


Rick

P.S. Is it true that Ford supplies all the bent glass to GM for 
various vehicle windows? I have a friend that insists that it's true, 
but I'm skeptical.


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Re: O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-08-27 Thread Rick Fochtman

--snip-

I still have horrible memories of a CEO that ordered me to develop and install, 
   

via ZAP, the multiple-level alias feature two years before IBM provided it. I 
thought he was going to fire me when I refused, flat out, to meddle in Catalog 
Management.


Did they fired you or not? I really hope that your 'fix' (or is that 'unfix' ;D ) 
was overwritten by a new version of Catalog Management.


Anyway, congratulations on refusing this, now add this to your CV this gem:

Special abilities: Choosing between doing dangerous things or taunting 
management.


;-D
 


--unsnip-
I'll give you a couple of hints: I remained their for eleven more years 
and the only thing I ever did to Catalog Management was IBM 
maintenance.  :-)


Rick

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Re: O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-08-26 Thread Rick Fochtman

--snip-
Forget cyberattacks, natural disasters and hardware failures -- the 
biggest threat to your data center may well be human error.

unsnip
AINT THAT THE TRUTH! As well as HUMAN (Mostly managerial) IGNORANCE!.

I still have horrible memories of a CEO that ordered me to develop and 
install, via ZAP, the multiple-level alias feature two years before IBM 
provided it. I thought he was going to fire me when I refused, flat out, 
to meddle in Catalog Management.


Rick

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O/T Stupid Data Center tricks

2010-08-25 Thread Ed Gould
http://www.computerworld.com/comments/node/9180479

Forget cyberattacks, natural disasters and hardware failures -- the biggest 
threat to your data center may well be human error.



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