RE: CCIE - I still don't know

2000-06-15 Thread Brian . Rubarts

Ya know, I used to work at EDS.  One day, a guy sent a message to a
distribution list rather than to the specific person that they meant to.  It
was some sales guy, so immediately, people start sending these angry "don't
spam me, remove me from your list..." messages in reply.  The problem is,
they would hit reply all (like I just did) rather than simply reply.  As the
messages began to mount up, supposedly really smart EDSers started trying to
educate the ignorant masses of EDSers by replying all to tell them not to
reply all.  Of course, their voice was lost in the wilderness of reply all
messages.  The result?  For two days, the mail servers were constantly
crashing and coming back up only to crash again


Brian


-Original Message-
From: Shen, Peter [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 4:27 PM
To: 'Betsy Brennan'
Cc: Ietf@Ietf. Org
Subject: RE: CCIE - I still don't know


Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert (CCIE) 

OK! NO more CCIE!

Peter Shen
Canon Information System





-Original Message-
From: Betsy Brennan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 2:20 PM
To: Ietf@Ietf. Org
Subject: Re: CCIE - I still don't know


But what is a CCIE?




Re: CCIE

2000-06-15 Thread Kurt Weber

Man, I wish I had 8 megs of RAM ;-)

Regards,
Kurt Weber
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
ROW Software and Web Design
http://www.rowsw.com

- Original Message -
From: "Book, Robert" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "'Kurt Weber'" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2000 9:53 AM
Subject: RE: CCIE


 Kurt,
 Just an aside. Perhaps, onerous as the thought may be, it's time to
 upgrade from your '286 w/8MB of RAM and 20 MB harddrive. :-)But your point
 is well taken. There's been far too little on-topic conversations on this
 mailing list.
 Regards,
 Robert

 -Original Message-
 From: Kurt Weber [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 11:08 PM
 To: Kevin Lahey
 Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: CCIE


 OK...what was the point of that message?  It took me 7 minutes to download
 on a 56k modem.  Not all of us have 45-megabit connections.  If you want
to
 send it to him, fine, but please don't send that to everyone else.  It
 crashed my entire system five times just because it ran out of memory.

 Regards,
 Kurt Weber
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 ROW Software and Web Design
 http://www.rowsw.com





RE: CCIE

2000-06-15 Thread Parkinson, Jonathan

*Looking at my new AlphaServer GS320,32 CPU'S  256 GB ECC RAM* :-)



-Original Message-
From: Kurt Weber [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2000 3:58 PM
To: Book, Robert
Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: CCIE 


Man, I wish I had 8 megs of RAM ;-)

Regards,
Kurt Weber
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
ROW Software and Web Design
http://www.rowsw.com

- Original Message -
From: "Book, Robert" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "'Kurt Weber'" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2000 9:53 AM
Subject: RE: CCIE


 Kurt,
 Just an aside. Perhaps, onerous as the thought may be, it's time to
 upgrade from your '286 w/8MB of RAM and 20 MB harddrive. :-)But your point
 is well taken. There's been far too little on-topic conversations on this
 mailing list.
 Regards,
 Robert

 -Original Message-
 From: Kurt Weber [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 11:08 PM
 To: Kevin Lahey
 Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: CCIE


 OK...what was the point of that message?  It took me 7 minutes to download
 on a 56k modem.  Not all of us have 45-megabit connections.  If you want
to
 send it to him, fine, but please don't send that to everyone else.  It
 crashed my entire system five times just because it ran out of memory.

 Regards,
 Kurt Weber
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 ROW Software and Web Design
 http://www.rowsw.com





CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread mark.paton

Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
California and Tokyo.  Anyone interested please
email me back and I will forward your details to
HR.

Many thanks

Regards

Mark Paton CEO/DIR. Internet Network Eng
Mercury Network Systems Limited
+44 585 649051
+44 1256 761925
http://www.mnsl.org

"Mercury Network Systems - The Unstoppable Force"

This e-mail is intended only for the addressee
named above. As this e-mail may contain
confidential or privileged information if you are
not, or suspect that you are not, the named
addressee or the person responsible for delivering
the message to the named addressee, please
telephone us immediately. Please note that we
cannot guarantee that this message or any
attachment is virus free or has not been
intercepted and amended.


The views of the author may not necessarily
reflect those of the Company.


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AW: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Feigel Reinhold (MC-AC/WES1)

Forgive this spam again: I have got a large position of high quality wooden
coffins, and anyone recently died should contact for an immedate delivery
(having in mind the high summer temperature!).

To be honest, is there no way to prevent all the subscribers of this list
from become overloaded with such rubbish?  Probably no technical
possibility. Eventualy by overloading the capacity of the originating
computer by addressing hundreds of mails to it? I for myself would
appreciate if all subscriber agree not to answer such mails, just to ignore
and delete them without having read.

Reinhold 

 --
 Von:  mark.paton[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Gesendet: Mittwoch, 14. Juni 2000 15:25
 An:   Ietf@Ietf. Org
 Betreff:  CCIE
 
 Datei: Mark. J.S Paton.vcf
 Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
 for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
 California and Tokyo.  Anyone interested please
 email me back and I will forward your details to
 HR.
 
 Many thanks
 
 Regards
 
 Mark Paton CEO/DIR. Internet Network Eng
 Mercury Network Systems Limited
 +44 585 649051
 +44 1256 761925
 http://www.mnsl.org
 
 "Mercury Network Systems - The Unstoppable Force"
 
 This e-mail is intended only for the addressee
 named above. As this e-mail may contain
 confidential or privileged information if you are
 not, or suspect that you are not, the named
 addressee or the person responsible for delivering
 the message to the named addressee, please
 telephone us immediately. Please note that we
 cannot guarantee that this message or any
 attachment is virus free or has not been
 intercepted and amended.
 
 
 The views of the author may not necessarily
 reflect those of the Company.
 




RE: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Michael B. Bellopede

Cedar or Oak?  I'd like the GT model please

-Michael B. Bellopede
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]

-Original Message-
From: Feigel Reinhold (MC-AC/WES1) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 4:18 PM
To: Ietf@Ietf. Org; 'mark.paton'
Subject: AW: CCIE


Forgive this spam again: I have got a large position of high quality wooden
coffins, and anyone recently died should contact for an immedate delivery
(having in mind the high summer temperature!).

To be honest, is there no way to prevent all the subscribers of this list
from become overloaded with such rubbish?  Probably no technical
possibility. Eventualy by overloading the capacity of the originating
computer by addressing hundreds of mails to it? I for myself would
appreciate if all subscriber agree not to answer such mails, just to ignore
and delete them without having read.

Reinhold 

 --
 Von:  mark.paton[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Gesendet: Mittwoch, 14. Juni 2000 15:25
 An:   Ietf@Ietf. Org
 Betreff:  CCIE
 
 Datei: Mark. J.S Paton.vcf
 Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
 for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
 California and Tokyo.  Anyone interested please
 email me back and I will forward your details to
 HR.
 
 Many thanks
 
 Regards
 
 Mark Paton CEO/DIR. Internet Network Eng
 Mercury Network Systems Limited
 +44 585 649051
 +44 1256 761925
 http://www.mnsl.org
 
 "Mercury Network Systems - The Unstoppable Force"
 
 This e-mail is intended only for the addressee
 named above. As this e-mail may contain
 confidential or privileged information if you are
 not, or suspect that you are not, the named
 addressee or the person responsible for delivering
 the message to the named addressee, please
 telephone us immediately. Please note that we
 cannot guarantee that this message or any
 attachment is virus free or has not been
 intercepted and amended.
 
 
 The views of the author may not necessarily
 reflect those of the Company.
 





Re: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Randy Bush

 Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
 for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
 California and Tokyo.

i can not find an rfc for "CCIE."  what is one, some kind of can opener?

randy




RE: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread David A. Higginbotham

can opener, cork screw, knive, fork, spoon, etc. a swiss army kind of thing
hig

-Original Message-
From: Randy Bush [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 11:55 AM
To: mark.paton
Cc: Ietf@Ietf. Org
Subject: Re: CCIE


 Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
 for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
 California and Tokyo.

i can not find an rfc for "CCIE."  what is one, some kind of can opener?

randy




Re: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread John Stracke

Randy Bush wrote:

 i can not find an rfc for "CCIE."  what is one, some kind of can opener?

Yes, exactly: a Can Consumable Ingredients Extractor.

--
/===\
|John Stracke| http://www.ecal.com |My opinions are my own. |
|Chief Scientist |==|
|eCal Corp.  |"I only wish I had time to get married myself,|
|[EMAIL PROTECTED]|as I've told m'wife many's the time." |
\===/






RE: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Michael B. Bellopede

I don't think this is a standard yet, perhaps we should start a WG.

-Michael B. Bellopede
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 12:12 PM
To: Randy Bush
Cc: mark.paton; Ietf@Ietf. Org
Subject: Re: CCIE 


On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 09:55:09 MDT, Randy Bush said:
  Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
  for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
  California and Tokyo.
 i can not find an rfc for "CCIE."  what is one, some kind of can opener?

Given the locations, it must be some I18N standard. ;)


-- 
Valdis Kletnieks
Operating Systems Analyst
Virginia Tech






RE: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Maddux, Michel

Forgive this spam;  I've got a lot of spam in the can and candles left over
from Y2K preparation in my basement.  Cases and cases, including the ever
popular 'food' flavored spam.  Also, I have two generators and 20,000 boxes
of ammunition.  These would make a nice addition to the wooden coffins
advertised below.  
Thanks. /m.

 -Original Message-
 From: Feigel Reinhold (MC-AC/WES1) [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 8:18 AM
 To:   Ietf@Ietf. Org; 'mark.paton'
 Subject:  AW: CCIE
 
 Forgive this spam again: I have got a large position of high quality
 wooden
 coffins, and anyone recently died should contact for an immedate delivery
 (having in mind the high summer temperature!).
 
 




Re: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Nuno Cristelo

With messages like these  you are creating "sub-spamming".

Someone sends a message like "We are looking for CCIE's". And then several
users, instead of ignoring the message, start telling jokes almost "ad
eternum". Is this right ? You are not stopping the "spam", you are
continuing the "spamming" (with a new mutation)...

For this kind of talk maybe IEFT should create a discussion group -
"alt.comp.ietf.jokes-about.spamming". or "alt.comp.ietf.ccie-jokes".



Best regards,

Nuno Cristelo

- Original Message -
From: "John Stracke" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Ietf@Ietf. Org" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 5:43 PM
Subject: Re: CCIE


 Randy Bush wrote:

  i can not find an rfc for "CCIE."  what is one, some kind of can opener?

 Yes, exactly: a Can Consumable Ingredients Extractor.

 --
 /===\
 |John Stracke| http://www.ecal.com |My opinions are my own. |
 |Chief Scientist |==|
 |eCal Corp.  |"I only wish I had time to get married myself,|
 |[EMAIL PROTECTED]|as I've told m'wife many's the time." |
 \===/







RE: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Lillian Komlossy

Folks I am not trying to solve the World's problems today but - how about we
talk about SOMETHING instead of continuing with a thread about - well you
get the idea.



Lillian Komlossy || Site Manager || http://www.dmnews.com ||
http://www.imarketingnews.com || 212 925-7300 ext. 232 ||
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]


-Original Message-
From: mark.paton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 9:26 AM
To: Ietf@Ietf. Org
Subject: CCIE


Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
California and Tokyo.  Anyone interested please
email me back and I will forward your details to
HR.

Many thanks

Regards

Mark Paton CEO/DIR. Internet Network Eng
Mercury Network Systems Limited
+44 585 649051
+44 1256 761925
http://www.mnsl.org

"Mercury Network Systems - The Unstoppable Force"

This e-mail is intended only for the addressee
named above. As this e-mail may contain
confidential or privileged information if you are
not, or suspect that you are not, the named
addressee or the person responsible for delivering
the message to the named addressee, please
telephone us immediately. Please note that we
cannot guarantee that this message or any
attachment is virus free or has not been
intercepted and amended.


The views of the author may not necessarily
reflect those of the Company.




Re: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Eric Brunner

 Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
 for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
 California and Tokyo.

 i can not find an rfc for "CCIE."  what is one, some kind of can opener?
 
"Carbon Copy Internet Explorer", from the "New Corporation(s)." They'll I-D
on or about 04/01/01, after securing the market. Power of 2 and all that, neh?
 
Eric




Re: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Kevin Lahey

"Kevin Lahey" writes
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED],
"mark.paton" writes:

Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
California and Tokyo.  Anyone interested please
email me back and I will forward your details to
HR.

This is an inappropriate message for this mailing list.  If you'd
like to see the kinds of messages that are appropriate, here's
the archive of traffic for the last month:

Although not as inappropriate as my reply.  I will fully deserve
the ration of crap that will no doubt rain down on me for being
stupid enough to send this to *anyone* in the first place, let
alone to the entire IETF list.  My apologies.

Kevin Lahey
[EMAIL PROTECTED]




Re: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Kevin Lahey

In message [EMAIL PROTECTED],
"mark.paton" writes:

Forgive this spam, but I am looking for 7 CCIE's
for locations in London, Silicon Valley,
California and Tokyo.  Anyone interested please
email me back and I will forward your details to
HR.

This is an inappropriate message for this mailing list.  If you'd
like to see the kinds of messages that are appropriate, here's
the archive of traffic for the last month:


From owner-ietf-outbound  Mon May  1 04:51:53 2000
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Vint;

 that's right - they use iMODE on the DOCOMO mobiles. iMODE and
 WAP seem to have that in common: a non-IP radio link protocol
 and an application gateway. Of course, this limits the applications
 to those that can be "translated" in the gateway, while an end to
 end system (such as the Ricochet from Metricom) would allow 
 essentially any application on an Internet server to interact
 directly with the mobile device because the gateway would merely
 be an IP level device, possibly with NAT functionality.
 With a JAVA interpreter or other similar capability in the
 mobile, one could imagine considerable competition for development
 of new applications. As it stands, only the applications NTT
 chooses to implement in the translating gateway are accessible.

An interesting thing is that iMODE is so successful that DOCOMO
is suffering from the usual problems (lack of scalability and
robustness) caused by violating the end to end principle.

iMODE is now infamous for its frequent service interruption.

DOCOMO users are refunded for the interruption.

 Since HTTP is one of the "applications" served, there is still
 a lot of room for competition, I suppose.

To make the competition fair, the important questions are:

Is it fair if providers using iMODE or WAP are advertised
to be ISPs?

Is it fair if providers using NAT are advertised to be ISPs?

My answer to both questions is

No, while they may be Internet Service Access Providers and
NAT users may be IP Service Providers, they don't provide
Internet service and are no ISPs.

Any oppositions?

Masataka Ohta



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ped:
 
  Is it fair if providers using iMODE or WAP are advertised
  to be ISPs?
 
  Is it fair if providers using NAT are advertised to be ISPs?
 
 My answer to both questions is
 
  No, while they may be Internet Service Access Providers and
  NAT users may be IP Service Providers, they don't provide
  Internet service and are no ISPs.

i agree:
in the UK, i would say that someone claiming internet access via WAP
would be in breach of the trades description act.

 Any oppositions?
 
not from here (for wap - i dont know enough about iMODE to comment)
  Masataka Ohta
 

 cheers

   jon



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Re: CCIE - I still don't know

2000-06-14 Thread Betsy Brennan

But what is a CCIE?




RE: CCIE - I still don't know

2000-06-14 Thread Shen, Peter

Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert (CCIE) 

OK! NO more CCIE!

Peter Shen
Canon Information System





-Original Message-
From: Betsy Brennan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 2:20 PM
To: Ietf@Ietf. Org
Subject: Re: CCIE - I still don't know


But what is a CCIE?




Re: CCIE - I still don't know

2000-06-14 Thread Jeff . Hodges

Using..

  http://www.onelook.com/

..and subsequently..

  BABEL: A Glossary of Computer Oriented Abbreviations and Acronyms
  http://www.geocities.com/ikind_babel/babel/babel.html

..we see..

  CCIE  Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert   [cisco]


JeffH





Re: CCIE

2000-06-14 Thread Murali K Viswanathan



Wow, look at what all the top network professionals/researchers in the
world are upto!? Networking is happening or what. Just when one thought we
had seen the last of the CCIEs there comes another one. If a spam on CCIE
draws the interest of the folks subscribing to ietf, then being a grad
student I need to follow the steps of the people I aspire to be.

So here we go, one more to the list. If anyone else has been holding back
from sending email for a long while now, showing some consideration to the
people on the list, please do not do so. You can get amazing relief by
contributing to the list and getting to feel one among them.
  
Lets build the networks for the future - that can take all the spam.
Mur

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE
Murali K Viswanathan
Grad. Student, Electrical and Computer Eng.,
Iowa State Univ., Ames, IA - 50011.




RE: CCIE - I still don't know

2000-06-14 Thread Randy Bush

 Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert (CCIE) 

certified to spam