RE: y'all crack me up
woof, woof!looks like the old fidonet days. At 06:04 PM 2/28/02 -0500, Julia Finnegan wrote: Wooo hooo! Finally some action in this place... Right on. *Julia* -Original Message- From: Michael Allen Gelman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2002 3:13 PM To:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: y'all crack me up When I wrote to the IETF, it was to have a voice, in the event that Vernon Schryver has some input with regard to how things are done in the future. It certainly would be a huge injustice if this individual causes problems for small business operators for no valid reason. I had no idea my mail would become public, since I don't spend a lot of time on the Web. I have never subscribed to your mailing list. IETF did the same thing old Vernon did -- publicly post a private email. You *know* what is wrong with that. Out the other sides of your asses you tell people about Netiquette, don't you. Dweebs! I am really amused. I am really surprised at how juvenile and hateful some of you are. I have rec'd messages from about a dozen of you, calling me names and hurling false accusations at me. When I reply, my mail is returned. Several of you are grasping at straws to try to find some wrong doing that I have done. The fact is that I am a small business owner with high moral standards of honesty and treatment of my fellow human beings. I don't spam and I don't aid spammers. I don't speculate on domain names. My services have strict anti-abuse policies that, in one case, carries a monetary penalty. I cancel some accounts on the first complaint. Go ahead and write to me using acronyms you know I won't understand. Hell, one guy doesn't even know the meaning of ironic. Listening to Alanis Morisette music? She doesn't understand that word, either. If you can't understand in English, so be it. The fact is that you folks are losers and you're not too bright. I don't care how good you are at writing code and doing math -- you're losers. Y'all crack me up. I have a nice house, lots of money, a hot girlfriend, and I enjoy it all immensely. I also have the ability to imagine and create new things. Go ahead and hate me -- I can't say I blame you. I'm having sex with a beautiful woman and making money while not hurting anyone in any way. Have fun masturbating and writing abusive mail to a man who would teach you some respect, but as you know, can't reach you right now. - Mike someone wrote: are you claiming that domain speculation is a legitimate business? or for that matter, that NetSol is a legitimate business? as far as I'm concerned, they're both lower on the food chain than spammers.
Re: y'all crack me up
On Feb 28, Michael Allen Gelman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: IETF did the same thing old Vernon did -- publicly post a private email. You *know* what is wrong with that. Out the other sides of your asses you tell people about Netiquette, don't you. Dweebs! It's a mailing list. It's for people who participate or are interested in the IETF process to discuss things. A MAILING LIST. Can you spell that? I'm sorry, but when you send mail to a mailing list, it automatically gets sent to all the members of that list - what part of that did you not understand? Can I suggest that you read http://www.ietf.org/maillist.html and you go away and learn some basic stuff about how e-mail works, and how many people use it. And learn that sending things to mailing lists that you want to be kept quiet is a really stupid idea. Oh yeah, all these mails are being archived on the web - you knew that, right? I am really amused. So am I. I am really surprised at how juvenile and hateful some of you are. I have rec'd messages from about a dozen of you, calling me names and hurling false accusations at me. When I reply, my mail is returned. You really are having problems sending mail aren't you? You know, there is a working group around here that might help out... Several of you are grasping at straws to try to find some wrong doing that I have done. The fact is that I am a small business owner with high moral standards of honesty and treatment of my fellow human beings. I don't spam and I don't aid spammers. I don't speculate on domain names. My services have strict anti-abuse policies that, in one case, carries a monetary penalty. I cancel some accounts on the first complaint. Your mother must be very proud of you. Go ahead and write to me using acronyms you know I won't understand. Hell, one guy doesn't even know the meaning of ironic. Listening to Alanis Morisette music? She doesn't understand that word, either. If you can't understand in English, so be it. OK, I could have written this mail in English (I'm English myself), or French, Italian, Spanish, German or Russian. I'll let you pick. Incidentally, I believe it is you who does not understand the irony of sending a mail complaining about anti-spammers activities and how you are a legitimate business, with an advert at the bottom, to a mailing list read by nearly everybody involved (and many who aren't like myself) with the workings of the IETF and individual working groups. You're starting to sound stupid. You look stupid. You know, I think there might be a good chance here that you are stupid. No offense, but you really are bing quite silly about all this... The fact is that you folks are losers and you're not too bright. I don't care how good you are at writing code and doing math -- you're losers. Y'all crack me up. We also run the world. You see, you've actually stumbled across the *real* illuminati. Look out of your window. See that guy across the street staring at your window? He's with us. In all seriousness, there are times when I read an RFC and *I* think the IETF must be stupid, but I can assure you that they aren't. Some of them even graduated high-school. I have a nice house, lots of money, a hot girlfriend, and I enjoy it all immensely. I also have the ability to imagine and create new things. Go ahead and hate me -- I can't say I blame you. You don't want to even imagine what some of the guys on this list earn in consulting fees. They just don't boast about it. They're secure in themselves and don't feel the need to. I'm sorry that isn't the case for you. As for creating and imaginig new things, can I direct you to http://www.ietf.org/iesg/1rfc_index.txt where you will find the list of 3240 documents that define how every nook and cranny of the Internet works, having been developed since April 7 1969 - if you don't find anything imaginative in that lot, you're not getting the point. The people you are dismissing made your domain selling business a possibility - without them you'd be nothing. They don't ask for anything in return, and many of them hate what you do for a business, but the least you can give them is a small amount of respect. I'm having sex with a beautiful woman and making money while not hurting anyone in any way. All that whilst typing this e-mail! Well done! I'd try doing that, but I'm in a cybercafe right now and might get some funny looks. Incidentally, how are you making money whilst having sex and writing this mail? Is she paying you? Wow, you are a lucky man. We're so jealous. Have fun masturbating Laughs out to the guy who wrote 'is there any other way' in answer to that. Again, I'd try having fun masturbating, but being in the cybercafe and all that... and writing abusive mail to a man who would teach you some respect, but as you know, can't reach you right now. Ooooh! I'm scared! :-) Seriously, you sent mail to a
Re: y'all crack me up
On Fri, 1 Mar 2002, Paul Robinson wrote: Okay! Is everyone on the list going to do one of these, or can we stop already!? -timmo Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 15:36:18 + From: Paul Robinson [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Michael Allen Gelman [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: y'all crack me up On Feb 28, Michael Allen Gelman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: IETF did the same thing old Vernon did -- publicly post a private email. You *know* what is wrong with that. Out the other sides of your asses you tell people about Netiquette, don't you. Dweebs! It's a mailing list. It's for people who participate or are interested in the IETF process to discuss things. A MAILING LIST. Can you spell that? I'm sorry, but when you send mail to a mailing list, it automatically gets sent to all the members of that list - what part of that did you not understand? Can I suggest that you read http://www.ietf.org/maillist.html and you go away and learn some basic stuff about how e-mail works, and how many people use it. And learn that sending things to mailing lists that you want to be kept quiet is a really stupid idea. Oh yeah, all these mails are being archived on the web - you knew that, right? I am really amused. So am I. I am really surprised at how juvenile and hateful some of you are. I have rec'd messages from about a dozen of you, calling me names and hurling false accusations at me. When I reply, my mail is returned. You really are having problems sending mail aren't you? You know, there is a working group around here that might help out... Several of you are grasping at straws to try to find some wrong doing that I have done. The fact is that I am a small business owner with high moral standards of honesty and treatment of my fellow human beings. I don't spam and I don't aid spammers. I don't speculate on domain names. My services have strict anti-abuse policies that, in one case, carries a monetary penalty. I cancel some accounts on the first complaint. Your mother must be very proud of you. Go ahead and write to me using acronyms you know I won't understand. Hell, one guy doesn't even know the meaning of ironic. Listening to Alanis Morisette music? She doesn't understand that word, either. If you can't understand in English, so be it. OK, I could have written this mail in English (I'm English myself), or French, Italian, Spanish, German or Russian. I'll let you pick. Incidentally, I believe it is you who does not understand the irony of sending a mail complaining about anti-spammers activities and how you are a legitimate business, with an advert at the bottom, to a mailing list read by nearly everybody involved (and many who aren't like myself) with the workings of the IETF and individual working groups. You're starting to sound stupid. You look stupid. You know, I think there might be a good chance here that you are stupid. No offense, but you really are bing quite silly about all this... The fact is that you folks are losers and you're not too bright. I don't care how good you are at writing code and doing math -- you're losers. Y'all crack me up. We also run the world. You see, you've actually stumbled across the *real* illuminati. Look out of your window. See that guy across the street staring at your window? He's with us. In all seriousness, there are times when I read an RFC and *I* think the IETF must be stupid, but I can assure you that they aren't. Some of them even graduated high-school. I have a nice house, lots of money, a hot girlfriend, and I enjoy it all immensely. I also have the ability to imagine and create new things. Go ahead and hate me -- I can't say I blame you. You don't want to even imagine what some of the guys on this list earn in consulting fees. They just don't boast about it. They're secure in themselves and don't feel the need to. I'm sorry that isn't the case for you. As for creating and imaginig new things, can I direct you to http://www.ietf.org/iesg/1rfc_index.txt where you will find the list of 3240 documents that define how every nook and cranny of the Internet works, having been developed since April 7 1969 - if you don't find anything imaginative in that lot, you're not getting the point. The people you are dismissing made your domain selling business a possibility - without them you'd be nothing. They don't ask for anything in return, and many of them hate what you do for a business, but the least you can give them is a small amount of respect. I'm having sex with a beautiful woman and making money while not hurting anyone in any way. All that whilst typing this e-mail! Well done! I'd try doing that, but I'm in a cybercafe right now and might get some funny looks. Incidentally, how are you making money whilst having sex and writing this mail? Is she paying you? Wow, you are a lucky man. We're so jealous. Have fun
Re: y'all crack me up
IETF did the same thing old Vernon did -- publicly post a private email. Er, you posted to the IETF mailing list. What did you think [EMAIL PROTECTED] was? /\ |John Stracke|Principal Engineer | |[EMAIL PROTECTED] |Incentive Systems, Inc.| |http://www.incentivesystems.com |My opinions are my own.| || |What now, Brain? We should flee in terror. Yes, that would be| |the wisest course. | \/
Re: y'all crack me up
IETF did the same thing old Vernon did -- publicly post a private email You sent your private email to a public list, not exactly the height of discretion At least you know we won't sell your address to the DMA Registrant: Amour Eternal Hence the, um, juvenile preoccupation with the hot girlfriend, who is presumably flattered to be included in our little discussion 37 Marlowe Drive Asheville, NC 28801 Hence the y'all The fact is that you folks are losers and you're not too bright Point taken We *are* in counseling for the loser thing And of course the smart drugs should kick in before too long Go ahead and write to me using acronyms you know I won't understand RTMF, for instance? Have fun masturbating Is there any other way? and writing abusive mail to a man You stay out of my Inbox and I'll stay out of yours who would teach you some respect Damn! Respect, irony is there *anything* you don't know?
RE: y'all crack me up
Wooo hooo! Finally some action in this place... Right on. *Julia* -Original Message- From: Michael Allen Gelman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2002 3:13 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject:y'all crack me up When I wrote to the IETF, it was to have a voice, in the event that Vernon Schryver has some input with regard to how things are done in the future. It certainly would be a huge injustice if this individual causes problems for small business operators for no valid reason. I had no idea my mail would become public, since I don't spend a lot of time on the Web. I have never subscribed to your mailing list. IETF did the same thing old Vernon did -- publicly post a private email. You *know* what is wrong with that. Out the other sides of your asses you tell people about Netiquette, don't you. Dweebs! I am really amused. I am really surprised at how juvenile and hateful some of you are. I have rec'd messages from about a dozen of you, calling me names and hurling false accusations at me. When I reply, my mail is returned. Several of you are grasping at straws to try to find some wrong doing that I have done. The fact is that I am a small business owner with high moral standards of honesty and treatment of my fellow human beings. I don't spam and I don't aid spammers. I don't speculate on domain names. My services have strict anti-abuse policies that, in one case, carries a monetary penalty. I cancel some accounts on the first complaint. Go ahead and write to me using acronyms you know I won't understand. Hell, one guy doesn't even know the meaning of ironic. Listening to Alanis Morisette music? She doesn't understand that word, either. If you can't understand in English, so be it. The fact is that you folks are losers and you're not too bright. I don't care how good you are at writing code and doing math -- you're losers. Y'all crack me up. I have a nice house, lots of money, a hot girlfriend, and I enjoy it all immensely. I also have the ability to imagine and create new things. Go ahead and hate me -- I can't say I blame you. I'm having sex with a beautiful woman and making money while not hurting anyone in any way. Have fun masturbating and writing abusive mail to a man who would teach you some respect, but as you know, can't reach you right now. - Mike someone wrote: are you claiming that domain speculation is a legitimate business? or for that matter, that NetSol is a legitimate business? as far as I'm concerned, they're both lower on the food chain than spammers.
RE: y'all crack me up
Don't feed the troll!
