Re: [ilugd] [Humour] Funny responses from linux commands

2004-10-28 Thread niaz ahmad 
  

hi,

if you want more in addition to these..
visit  gnu.org/fun

niyaz



On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 Kapil Sethi wrote :
Hi,
Try this out in Linux

List of some funny responses from Linux when you mis-enter appropriate

  $ cat food in cans
  cat: can't open food in cans

  $ nice man woman
  No manual entry for woman.

  $ rm God
  rm: God nonexistent

  $ ar t God
  ar: God does not exist

  $ ar r God
  ar: creating God

$ make love
  Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

  $ sleep with me
  bad character

  $ got a light?
  No match.

  $ man: why did you get a divorce?
  man:: Too many arguments.

  $ !:say, what is saccharine?
  Bad substitute.

  $ drink bottle: cannot open
   opener: not found


Forwarded by

Kapil Sethi

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Re: [ilugd] [OT] Device Driver Training/Trainer

2004-10-12 Thread niaz ahmad 
  hi

i don't have any experiece in linux device drivers, yet i suggest
to first play with /dev files.
open, write, read, use them in small programs
and take the book 'linux device drivers' by rubini et. al.
from o'reilly. an excellent one.

hope this helps

niyaz


On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 Sukrit K Mehra wrote :
Hi,
Me and a friend of mine want to get some training on device drivers.

If you know of any institutes/people imparting training in and around
delhi please contact me off list.

Regards





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Re: [ilugd] test mail

2004-10-10 Thread niaz ahmad 
  hi
 i got ya mail 
 
:)



On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 sonu tiwari wrote :
test mail sorry


Manpreet Singh Nehra [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Raj Mathur wrote:

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 Hey,
 
 There're tons of events coming up in the next couple of months in
 which ILUG-Delhi can play a star part.
 
 Can we meet up at the Cafe Coffee Day in Anupam PVR complex at 15:00
 (3pm) tomorrow (Sunday the 10th)? Please come or send a
 representative if you think you can contribute in terms of getting
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No prob about the short notice, I am nwe to delhi so I would need
directions from Pitam Pura

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[ilugd] another request for slackware

2004-10-01 Thread niaz ahmad 
  
hi friends

if you can help me aquire a set of slackware cds plz inform me at
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my thanks in advance

niyaz
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[ilugd] request for slackware

2004-09-29 Thread niaz ahmad 
  
hi friends

if you have slackware 
please mail me at
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thanks 

niyaz
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Re: Re: [ilugd] ILUGD Monthly meeting October 2004 !!! win surprise gift suggest theme, venue

2004-09-28 Thread niaz ahmad 
  
hi

i agree and am ready for this..
as a learner (being more selfish :)

niyaz


On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 Shehjar Tikoo wrote :
Hi

--- Raj Shekhar [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   programming/development under Linux 
I back this topic.

On a more selfish note, I need guidance on Linux
development tools like gcc, gprof and others and such
a meet could help.

We could have some topics like:

1. Multithreading in Linux, NPTL and the works.

2. Developing bindings for scripting languages, Perl,
python..etc, using swig.

3. Writing xchat plugins.

4. etc.

Thanks
Shehjar

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[ilugd] request for slackware

2004-09-28 Thread niaz ahmad 
  
hi all

any one having slackware ?
please mail me.

niyaz

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