You know you are living in the year 2003 when:
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
because they do not have e-mail.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of three.
3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file
of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home.
5. Every commercial on television has a web site
address at the bottom of the screen.
6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of
date and sells for half the price you paid.
7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go get it.
8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to
make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
9. You just tried to enter your pin number on the
microwave.
10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully
slow.
11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing
cabinet.
12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-coloured
Post-it notes.
13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of
in person.
14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone
calls.
15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this
awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a
loved one.
16. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.
17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and
check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
19. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
20. Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to
forward this to.
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