[JOKES] Dve kravi
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[JOKES] Triite mp3-kite, che glei'te k'vo stava:
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[JOKES] Female Oriented C++
#include
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
};
struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
};
struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
};
struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
Sort time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
};
struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
};
struct old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
};
struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
};
[JOKES] Ikonomika li be, chudo li be!
http://www.netinfo.bg/?tid=40oid=393228 Samo ne znaia zashto OON, a ne ES reshi, che sme gotovi da izpylnim finansovite uslovia za chlenstvo v ES...
[JOKES] Microsoft otvaria koda na Windows
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[JOKES] Fake Predictions
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[JOKES] Pyrvi v Nato
Goliama dalavera e imeto na dyrzhavata ti da zapochva s vtorata bukva ot azbukata - vse te spomenavat pyrvi (Robertson prosto gi e kazal v azbuchen red): http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40oid=384454 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] I tova...
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[JOKES] Famous Quotes
http://www.laughparty.com/item.php?tid=2id=484sort=date
[JOKES] Brachen jivot...
Razgovor m/u priatelki, ednata se e ozhenila naskoro: -Kak e jivota sled svatbata? -Srestam problemi v seksa, tamyn zapochnem i myga mi se pribira.
[JOKES] Song
Software developers drinking song99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code.Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 bugs in the code
[JOKES] Extra large...
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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 25 Oct 2001 16:14:01 +0200
http://news.dir.bg/feature.php?id=7090
[JOKES] Windows na bylgarski
http://winbg.mascanc.net/
[JOKES] Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2001 16:11:42 +0200
Вози се една мутра по околовръстното шосе и вижда една проститутка.Спрялтой отворил вратата и я попитал:- Колко ма?- Еми... отпред 15, а... отзад 20!А мутрата и казал:- Ах мама ти стара... значи на тия отпред по 15, а на мен 20,ааа!
[JOKES] Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2001 15:44:06 +0200
http://www.yoki.org/newwar/diplomacy.swf
[JOKES] Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2001 15:44:06 +0200
http://www.yoki.org/newwar/diplomacy.swf
[JOKES] OSAMA BIN LADEN FLASH MOVIES
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[JOKES] Tezi pesni da ne se slushat! :))
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[JOKES] Dejavu
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[JOKES] Sleep Beauty
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[JOKES] Za tezi koito sa uchili vyv FMI: Shishkovvvvvv!!!!
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[JOKES] Press the big red button
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[JOKES] The Really good build of Windoze
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[JOKES] Severno sianie
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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2001 15:42:37 +0300
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[JOKES] Izchezvameeee!!!!!!!
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[JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria!
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[JOKES] FMI
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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 16:15:22 +0300
Toi nezhno ia pregryshta i pita: -Skypa, az pyrvia ti myzh li sym? Tia dylgo go gleda i sled tova otgovaria: -Vyzmojno e. Imam chuvstvoto, che sym te vizhdala i drug pyt... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Americanskata armia e nai-opasna za samata sebe si :)
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[JOKES] Kakvo chetem na stranicata na microsoft :)
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[JOKES] Audio Video Codecs
Koito ne moje da vidi "play"-ne filmite, koito Momchill e izpratill shte triabva da si instalira Indeo Video Audio compression Codecs: \\sirma_main\common\distrib\indeo ili z:\distrib\indeo
[JOKES] WinErrors
Divulgazione a cura de La Pancera in Movimento A.C.L.A.B. (Anonima Cazzeggio, Lazzi, Affini Basta) http://www.Geocities.com/CollegePark/5695/Index.html Winerrors Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet) Winerr 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)? Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error Winerr 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash Winerr 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy Winerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors Winerr 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered Winerr 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found Winerr 00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize Winerr 00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors Winerr 010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead Winerr 011 - Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN Winerr 012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated Winerr 013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down Winerr 014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue Winerr 015 - Error Message Deleted Winerr 016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence Winerr 017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused Winerr 018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations Winerr 019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue Winerr 01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted Winerr 01B - Error Removing Temporary File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted Winerr 01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That. Winerr 01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota Winerr 01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here Winerr 01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait Winerr 020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember Winerr 021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error Winerr 022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything Winerr 023 - An Unknown Error Has Occurred. Watch Closer Next Time. Winerr 024 - Superior Application Conflict: You Must Delete All Lotus Products Winerr 025 - Unscheduled Error In Progress. Reschedule Next Error(Y/N)? Winerr 026 - Removing Your Least-Favorite Data to Make Room for Cool Icons Winerr 027 - Sinatra Error. Windows Does Not Permit Doing It Your Way Find It at Yahoo! Shopping More... Find It at Yahoo! ShoppingMillions of products.Top retail brands.Express checkout. Everything You Shop for...All in One Place.Visit Yahoo! Shopping [Close] undefined [Close] serv?s=7611=971860154 geoup.gif geomid.gif shop1.gif geodown.gif links.htm=Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; CNETHomeBuild03171999; EarthNavigator)=1152x864=Win32=32=true=1.2 visit.gif
[JOKES] :)
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[JOKES] Yellow pages
http://www.pages2send.com/ad.htm
