[JOKES] Ne e joke, a e krajno vreme momchetata ot M$ da se nauchat:-)

2002-05-30 Прати разговор Tihomir Tarnavski



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RE: [JOKES] Ne e joke, a e krajno vreme momchetata ot M$ da se nauchat:-)

2002-05-30 Прати разговор Manski Fransazov









Otkakto nameriha onzi mazen buffer overrun
v XP-to, tuk slednite neshta stanaha politika:

-
da se razkarat absolutno
vsichki funkcii, koito pishat v unsized buffers (sprintf, strcpy etc.) I da se
zamenjat sys safe ekvivalentite im (snprint, strncpy).

-
vsichki sistemni resursi,
koito sa obekt na security-to, da se ACL-vat kato horata (pochti zabraneno e za
LPSECURITY_ATTRIBUTES da podavash NULL)

-
vsichko da se kompilira s
/GS



Hubavoto e, che tezi neshta se enforce-vat
 ima suma ti code scanning tools, koito ako vidjat neshto nelegalno,
piskat do boga. Ako dnes az check-inna kod, koito ne minava nai-severe compile
time check (koeto syvsem ne znachi samo Warning Level 4 ), oshte
utre njakoi shte doide da mi nashoka kancheto. Da ne govorim do kakvi visini sa
stignali horata v praveneto na compile time/untime check toolove, napravo si e
obralo laikata. Pri tova dosta ot neshtata sa veche public (app verifier,
gflags)



Specialno za buffer overrun problemite, s
IA-64 arhitekturite goljama chast ot problemite sa hardware-no izbjagnati 
tam prakticheski steka ti e v registrite I overrun tam trudno moje da stane (osven
ako bitovete ne se nauchat da skachat s njakolko mikrona u levo, u
sysednija registyr J ). Ako njakoi reche da ti overrun-ne return addresa, shte opita da
pishe v registyr, koito e readonly I procesora shte izpylni INT 6 (illegal instruction)
 nai-mnogo Denial of Service da stane, no ne I da te
haknat. E, ne che zverovete njama da izmisljat neshto J



Vsyshnost celija problem sys security-to
idva ot tam, che software-a se pishe ot hora. A horata pravjat greshki 
njakoi po-malko, drugi poveche, treti napravo ne spirat. Vypreki che ogromen
procent bug-ove se hvashtat na code review-tata, uchudvashto kolko mnogo
problemi ostavat  chovek primerno na code review-to gleda da li njama da
leak-nesh njakoja pamet ili handle, gleda njama codepath, koito da e logicheski
neizdyrjan, gleda dali njama da dopusnesh race conditions i t.n . i ponjakoga
se propuskat cjal range problemi. Syshto taka ima ekipi, koito kato cjalo sa
po-neebatelni ot drugi ekipi (spravka: shell team-a = leaks, deadlocks in
stress, GPFs). Da ne govorim, che choveshkite resursi nikoga ne stigat J



Az si misleh, che cjalata dandanija pokrai
security push-a shte byde porednija boshlaf, no mai njama da sym bil prav 
adski interesno mi e kakvi shte izljazat novite security bulk fixove. Dano da
se okaja prav v useshtaneto si, che shte sa na porjadyci po-jaki ot po-rannite
bozi (ne che pak njama da ima govna, ama)





Pozdravi !

Manski



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[JOKES] Ne e joke ama niama podhodiast mail list za takiva nesta

2002-03-07 Прати разговор Vladimir Popov

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[JOKES] ne e joke

2002-02-24 Прати разговор Atanas Kiryakov

Preprashtam URL kym statija ot NewsWeek, v kraja na kojato avtorkata mnogo milo kazva

Even fans sympathetic to Jamie and David wondered aloud whether they would have
gotten the gold if they had been homely, bucktoothed, balding and Bulgarian, rather
than cute, charismatic Canadians.

D - eh da bjahme gotini Kanadci. I kak mrazim nekoj da me psuva i da trjabva da
rovja v golemija rechnik. Bylgraskata obshtnost na iztochnija brjag se e zaela s
kakata

URL: http://www.msnbc.com/news/709438.asp?cp1=1

Po-zdravi,
Naso

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  neznaja nakyde sym trygnal   missing a whither
  neznaja i zashto vyrvya  and also the Goal
  no chesto vijdam, che sym byrzal forgot in my hurry
  tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra  the joy as a goal

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[JOKES] ne e joke - ako se kefite na pesenta glasuwaite:)

2002-01-31 Прати разговор Ivan Terziev




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[JOKES] NE E JOKE, A E TEST

2001-09-28 Прати разговор Stefan Dimov



Dnes imam problemi - ne moga da izprashtam mail-i 
na jokes.
Tova e test e-mail.

  



 S.


[JOKES] Ne e joke

2001-09-11 Прати разговор kantcho

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[JOKES] ne e joke

2001-06-01 Прати разговор Milena



http://www.shockanime.com/features/view.asp?shock=2anime=19page=3
mim

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[JOKES] NE E JOKE

2001-05-03 Прати разговор Momchill Zarev



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