[lace] Baack again

2004-09-12 Thread Dorte Zielke
Hello all
I have been out of the list fore a bit, now I am back
Also now my pictures can be seen again The first album is my Christning Gown
in Tonder tecknik,
2 album is from Droesens Hause, it is an old house that used to belong to a
lace tredesman, and is now a part of Tonder museum, and is just museum for
lace, Quin Magrethe and her sisters gave the museum the lace pillow that
belonged to their gandmother, there is a picture of it it its in a showcase.
3 Album is from OIDFA and is at the greek lacemaker,
4 album is from the internationale exhibition at OIDFA
5 album is what I bought at OIDFA
6 album is what I have made but not it all, it is what I have at home by my
self.
7 album is from Prague
8 album is what I have bought at Tonder lace fair
9 album is from Tonder Lace Fair
10 album is from Vambeck, a 2 hours drive from Prague where we saw a museum
but we were not alowt to make pictures, only from the lace school and ónly
the young girls.

Dorte

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[lace] Elwyn Kenn's books

2004-09-12 Thread Annette Gill
Thank you for all your comments about Elwynn Kenn's books.  I bought 
Australian Wildflowers in Point Ground  yesterday from Jacqui 
(Larkholme Lace) at Swanley Lacemaker's lace day.  The patterns look 
lovely , though it'll be a while before I can try them.  It sounds as if 
I will have to look out for the third book second-hand.

Jacqui, when my teacher saw just how many books I'd bought from you, she 
was gob-smacked.  Later in the day, when she saw me looking through a 
beading book on the Spangles stand, she came up behind me and said, 
No!  NO! very firmly in my ear...  But you had a super selection of 
books, several of which I've waiting to buy for a while.  It was a 
lovely day - I haven't been to one before.

Regards,
Annette, London
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[lace] links

2004-09-12 Thread Dorte Zielke
How do I go to that page where I can read former letters, is there also liks
to photos?
Dorte

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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: The Parrot and the Magician

2004-09-12 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
I have a dezhavoo (sorry, that's the best French imitation I can do 
g) feeling about this one. But, far enough removed to be worth 
recycling.

From: A.N.
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different every 
week, so
the magician did the same tricks over and over and over again every 
week.
One problem. The Captain's parrot saw the show every week and began to
figure out how the tricks were done.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of each show.
Look he's hiding the flowers under the table
Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything it was after all
the Captain's parrot.
Then during a fierce storm, the ship sank. The magician found himself on
a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, 
the
parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day, then another and another..
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could hold back no longer.
Ok I give up. Where's the bleeping ship?

---
Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
  Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet:
no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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[lace-chat] Motto for Life

2004-09-12 Thread David Collyer
 Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
 safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
 sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body
 thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a
 Ride!
David in Ballarat
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Re: [lace-chat] what's French wire?

2004-09-12 Thread Helene Gannac
Thanks, Lorri,

that sounds interesting. I must make sure I supervise the event :-)
Still doesn't explain why the wire has to be French, but...

Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, starting to prepare for the ALG
conference in Adelaide. Hope the weather will be nicer than 2 years ago! 

 --- Lorri Ferguson [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: 
 Helene and all,
 
 In the US, we have a product in jewelry repair/manufacture called French
 Wire. It is a very small coil of ultra fine wire which is threaded
 over the cord used in bead stringing.  A short (1/4) piece is installed
 'over' the cord at the point the cord will be passing thru the clasp
loop. This is done to protect the cord  from wear.
  However, there are now modern designs where the French Wire is
 installed over the thread 'between' beads (usually teardrop forms) to
keep a space between the beads when worn.  It also gives the illusion
that the cord is metallic.  It is used as a design element.
   My guess is that what the demonstration is going to cover is the
 latter of the above uses.  If you get a chance to go let us know how
and/or what the technique and product is.
 
 Wishing I could attend,  Lorri


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[lace-chat] A Response to The Compouter Has Swallowed Grandma! Written by Maurice D.

2004-09-12 Thread Maxine D
I've got your note about your Gran,
You've put me to the test!
I've spent some time researching this,
And the news is not the best.

It can cause a family deep distress
When their Granny goes off line,
And hasn't fed her pussy cat
And it's nearly supper time.

She hasn't even left a note,
And it isn't any fun,
When her pussy cat is pining,
And her crossword's still not done.

So with lots of trepidation,
I made a call to young Bill Gates,
To tap into his knowledge base,
And what he speculates.

But Bill Gates' ready answers
Somehow didn't seem to gel,
So I thought I'd better check up
With the CIA as well.

So I bribed and probed and bribed some more,
And I'm sorry to relate,
There's been a massive cover-up -
The biggest one to date!

Now it's hush-hush, but it's rumoured
That the Yanks are working hard in
Systemic Cyber Sabotage,
Designed to kill Bin Ladin.

When he taps in certain code words,
I've been told that he will face,
An interminable existence,
Exiled in cyber space.

So perhaps there is a danger,
For those who wish to bake,
And enter on the search machine,
Code words like Afghan Cake.

So I'm sorry 'bout your Granny,
And the cat that isn't fed,
And I'm sorry that the crossword's
Not complete in time for bed.

So until they get Bin Ladin,
And it hasn't happened yet,
Unless you want to join your Gran,
Go carefully on the net.

Maurice D.

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[lace-chat] Old Geezers

2004-09-12 Thread Maxine D
Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, Windy, isn't it?

Second one says, No, its Thursday!

Third one says, So am I. Let's go get a beer.

--

A man was telling his neighbour, I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me

four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.

Really, answered the neighbour. What kind is it?

 Twelve thirty.

--

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days

later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young
lady

on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, You're really
doing

great, aren't you?

Morris replied, Well, you said 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' Doc - so

that's what I'm doing.

The doctor looked puzzled for a few seconds before the light came on. I
didn't

say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be careful.'

--

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself
slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a
banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, Crushed nuts?

No, he replied, arthritis.

--

And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? the reporter
asked.
 She simply replied, No peer pressure.
 --
 The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
 -
 Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly
widow and asked, How old was your husband?
 98, she replied. Two years older than me.
 So you're 96, the undertaker commented.
 She responded, Hardly worth going home is it?
 --
 I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new
knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.
 I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40
different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
 Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and
feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
 But. Thank goodness, I still have my driver's license!
  -
 A 97 year old man goes into his doctor's office and says, Doc, I want my sex
drive lowered.
 Sir, replied the doctor, You're 97. Don't you think your sex drive is all
in your head?
 You're damned right it is! replied the old man. That's why I want it
lowered!
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 God, grant me the senility To forget the people I never liked anyway, The
good fortune To run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the
difference.
 --

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she
and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her
new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night
together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the
expected knock on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and
there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Morris.
Again, he is ready for action.
Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more
conjugal bliss.
When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the
door, as fresh as a 25-year old. Ready for more passion. Once again, they
enjoy one another.
But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I
have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You
are truly a great lover, Morris.
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: You mean I was here
already?

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