Got this from my lace teacher - she must know me too well, as it
perfectly describes me, and she is on Arachne!
AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D - Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car
and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table
that I picked up from the post man earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the
recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out
the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when
I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table, And notice that there is
only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside
the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the
coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of
flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading
glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm
going to water the flowers.
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container
with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the
kitchen table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking
for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I
decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills
on the floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and
wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some
help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who I've sent it to.
Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
Agnes Boddington - Elloughton UK
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