Spring must be around the corner; got two jokes today, and both have to
do with warm weather activities... :)
From: R.P.
A Polish guy is walking along the beach at Cannes. There are many
beautiful
women lying in the sun and he wants to meet one. But try as he might,
the
women don't seem interested. Finally he walks up to a Frenchman who is
surrounded by adoring women. 'Excuse me,' he says, 'I've been trying to
meet
one of these women for about an hour now and I can't seem to get
anywhere.
You're French, you know these women. What do they want?'
'Maybe I help you a leetle beet,' says the Frenchman. 'What you do ees,
you
go to zee store, you buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit, you walk up and
down
zee beach, you meet a girl very qweekley zees way.'
'Thanks,' says the Polish guy and off he goes to zee store. He buys a
skimpy
red bathing suit, puts it on, goes back to the beach. He parades up and
down
but still has no luck. So he goes back to the Frenchman. 'I'm sorry to
bother you again, but I done everything you told me to do and still
haven't
met a girl.'
'Okay,' says the Frenchman, 'I tell you what to do. You go zee store,
you
buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee
beach.
You will meet girl very qweekley zees way.'
'Thanks,' says the guy. He goes to the store. Buys a potato. Puts it in
the
swimsuit. But after marching up and down beach for an hour, the women
are
still avoiding his gaze. So he goes back to the Frenchman for the third
time. 'Look, I got the suit, I put the potato in it. I walked up and
down
the beach. Still nothing. What more can I do?'
'Well,' says the Frenchman, 'maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why
don't
you try moving zee potato to zee front of zee sweeming suit?'
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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia, USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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