[lace-chat] Mosquitos

2004-06-16 Thread Joan Whitfield
Can't confirm from personal experience but Skin So Soft dry oil body spray
from Avon Cosmetics is supposed to be a reliable insect repellant, but only
the original Woodland Fresh variety.  According to a friend who saw it in a
magazine Avon have never tested the product for insect-repelling properties,
have no idea what the magic ingredient is and are not interested in
finding out.  I am an Avon representative (hope it's OK to say that since I
obviously can't sell to any of the people on the list) and lots of my
customers rely on the product, including one who spent a holiday in a
Peruvian jungle last year and another who is an air hostess and travels to
lots of exotic places.
Joan from Yorkshire.

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[lace-chat] Scanners

2004-06-16 Thread Joan Whitfield
I was congratulating myself on having a scanner that worked until I switched
it on - I'm making posters for the summer fair with a forties theme which is
happening, hopefully, at the end of July in the care home where I work, and
someone has given me a leaflet with wartime recipes.  So thanks for the
advice (can't remember who it was) to reboot the computer whilst the scanner
is switched on.  It worked..  So now I can copy, print and scan, but fax?
Just the thought of trying to work out how makes my eyes water.
Joan from Yorkshire

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[lace-chat] Scanners

2004-06-16 Thread Jean Nathan
Joan wrote:

So now I can copy, print and scan, but fax?
Just the thought of trying to work out how makes my eyes water.

I've been trying to set up the ability to fax on my computer runing Windows
98. I only need to send a fax about twice a year, eg if I need to send my
credit card details in hard copy, which I won't do, even in small chunks, by
email. I installed Microsoft fax - only works with Win 95 and Win 98. We've
probably got a fax program with the modem software, but I didn't want to
risk upsetting what's already workig OK.

I tried sending direct from Word, but that just wanted to try and send an
email, even though I'd instructed to 'Send fax' and had all the correct
details in the person's address in my address book.

Then I tried the scanner. Worked a treat at this end. Very simple. Just
selected 'Fax' for the scanning operation and followed the instructions.
What arrived at the other end was almost illegible. Perhaps it needs to be
sent at a very high resolution.

Then I tried Windows Messaging. I couldn't see exactly what I'd sent from an
appearance point of view, but it was very simple to do and the recipient
said the fax arrived perfectly and looked very professional.

Jean in Poole

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[lace-chat] Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood (long)

2004-06-16 Thread Margery Allcock
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived
on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants
that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the
time to study them.

Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes
referred to as mother, although she didn't mean to imply by this term that
she
would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in
fact
exist.

Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional
households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown
fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.

But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who
have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages
between various people in the woods?

Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union
boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?

Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for womyn
to oppress each other, since all womyn were equally oppressed until
all womyn were free.

But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket,
since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?

And Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending
a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't
stereotypical womyn's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender
a
feeling of community.

But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and
hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?

But Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't
actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way,
although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were
inferior to what some people called health.

Thus Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of
delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off.

Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous
place, but Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear
based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded
the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that
natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors.

Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but
Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all
marginalized peoples would be able to come out of the woods and be
accepted as valid
lifestyle role models.

On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper,
and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers.

She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked
her what was in her basket.

Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers,
but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality,
and chose to dialogue with the Wolf.

She replied, I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a
gesture of solidarity.

The Wolf said, You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to
walk through these woods alone.

Red Riding Hood said, I find your sexist remark offensive in the
extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an
outcast
from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative
and yet
entirely valid worldview.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on
my way.

Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her
Grandmother's house.

But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish
adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route
to
Grandma's house.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action
affirmative of his nature as a predator.

Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put
on Grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedclothes, and awaited
developments.

Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said,

Grandma, I have brought you some cruelty free snacks to salute you
in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch.

The Wolf said softly Come closer, child, so that I might see you.

Red Riding Hood said, Goddess!  Grandma, what big eyes you have!

You forget that I am optically challenged.

And Grandma, what an enormous, what a fine nose you have.

Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I
didn't give in to such societal pressures, my child.

And Grandma, what very big, sharp teeth you have!

The Wolf could not take any more of these specist slurs, and, in a
reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped out of bed,
grabbed
Little Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see
her poor Grandmother cowering in his belly.

Aren't you forgetting something? Red Riding Hood 

Re: [lace-chat] Scanners

2004-06-16 Thread lynn
Jean I had the same problem with trying to use the fax feature, perhaps I
will also try from windows messaging.  The more complicated and advanced
things become the more they are prone to not complying with their features.

Lynn Scott, Wollongong, Australia
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 Joan wrote:

 So now I can copy, print and scan, but fax?
 Just the thought of trying to work out how makes my eyes water.

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[lace-chat] RE: handkerchief post

2004-06-16 Thread Mary Robi
So sorry, that post was supposed to go to Lace Digest, not Lace Chat. My 
ooops.

Mary
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[lace-chat] Secret pal thanks

2004-06-16 Thread Helene Gannac
Dear Italian secret pal,

Just received your parcel. Thank you for the candles and the thread,
they'll come in handy some time!I like the Idrija lace pattern. have you
done a course? I haven't learnt how to make it yet, but I'm sure I can do
it with the help of a book. What kind of lace do you make? Cantu or
torchon, or something else?
I know what you mean about not having time!! I work full time and have a
husband and house and garden to look after, plus I like doing other things
as well, so I always run out of time. I like going to demonstrations and
lacemaking weekends so I can concentrate on my lace without guilt!!
Yes, I have been to Italy several times, but I have never seen any lace
places. I hope I will some time. My parents live in Provence, so it's not
far from Italy. DH and I go to Europe every 2-3 years for a holiday, but
we spend most of our time with my parents. We do travel to Italy with them
sometimes. We were supposed to visit the Dolomites region in 2003, but my
husband had a tooth abcess just before we were supposed to leave
Melbourne, so we had to postpone our trip for 2 weeks and cancel our
Italian trip. Next time, maybe!
I'm looking forward to your next parcel! I love postcards of lace and
costumes, if you know of any
When you send a parcel to Australia, can you please put a customs sticker
on it to tell customs what is inside, otherwise they open the parcel (they
did this time), and maybe things might fall off. You cannot send anything
made of skin, rough wood (bobbins are OK :-)), or seeds, plants or
anything that could contain germs or small bugs to Australia. Sweets or
biscuits are OK, but not sausage, pate, ham, etc...(I'm sure you wouldn't
send any of those, but just to give you an example)
I'm really puzzled as to who you are! I'm not even sure whether you are
English or Italian, your English is so good...Have to wait 5 months to
learn!! :-)

All the best, have a nice summer, and thank you again

Helene, the froggy from Melbourne

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