[lace-chat] ........couldn’t resist sharing with you the following items [humour]
from http://www.laterlife.com/ - We couldn’t resist sharing with you the following items. They reportedly come from various church publications and were brought to our notice via the publication Fifty Matters, from Age Concern Kirklees, to whom we offer many thanks.. === Don’t let worry kill you off. Let the church help. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. The Lutheran men’s group will meat at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you wish to be remembered. === Regards, Ann McClean in Llanmerewig, Mid-Wales, U.K. [EMAIL PROTECTED] CAWTHORN, SCOTT & DeSilva PALMER Family History Pages: http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~cawthorn/ or my new shorter URL - http://tinyurl.com/szi7 "Views of Old Wisbech" picture album: http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~cawthorn/Gallery/index.html To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] FW: Official Passport page URL
I hope members don't mind me putting this on lace chat. I felt that members in the UK might like to know the following. Today I went for an interview for a job, I was told to take my birth certificate, drivers license and passport. Now I was told that they had by law to photograph in colour all of these documents. Now what we have found out on the web page I have put is that a passport can only be photocopied in black and white, just your particulars, nothing else. This company was taking copies in colour. We are told that we will be having identity cards in the near future, now I wonder what happens then. I did phone the HMSO office, it was suggested that when I hand over my documents that I put in writing only for the companies use and in black and white and go with the person to see that they do this, don't let the documents out of your sight. In the near future we have been told that the government would like everyone to have identity cards, now what happens then? : Official UK Passport page URL http://www.hmso.gov.uk/copyright/guidance/gn_20.htm Jean in Newbury To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[lace-chat] joke for today
A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him. "He's gone to Rome, to blow that candle out" came the harried reply. Malvary in Ottawa where freezing rain is forecast for tomorrow. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
