[lace-chat] Scotland names

2005-04-06 Thread Jean Nathan
There's been a recent (over about the last 30-40 years) for the broadcasters
and newspapers to each carry one April fool story on 1st April and wait to
see if it was spotted. I understand that this year the BBC banned any such
broadcast, which is a shame because some were so implausible that people did
believe them - probably the most famous being the story about harvesting
spaghetti from spaghetti trees in Italy broadcast on one of the BBCs most
serious programmes in the days before spaghetti was common in the UK.

Shortly before the Channel Tunnel was opened one newspaper had a story about
the discovery of a couple of miles of an abandoned Victorian attempt at at
an under channel tunnel. That fooled so many because it was possible, that a
retraction had to be printed the following day.

Name changes by the EU (in theory) would be something they'd think about
because they do come up with some really daft ideas, but other European
countries speak a different language and wouldn't necessarily realise the
gender inference in place names, just as English speakers wouldn't recognise
gender-related words in, say, German place names. So I'd immediately
recognise this as an April fool.

Jean in Poole

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RE: [lace-chat] scotland names (short)

2005-04-06 Thread Jill T
Well I thought I'd read the text for it's amusement value and immediately 
spotted the following within one of the paragraphs  L.I.L Proof A

Rearrange the letters in quotation marks and you get = April Fool
I guess that answers it!
Jill at London Heathrow
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Re: [lace-chat] scotland names (short)

2005-04-06 Thread Sue Babbs
The German commissioner is called Arlo Pilof - another clue
Sue
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Well I thought I'd read the text for it's amusement value and immediately 
spotted the following within one of the paragraphs  L.I.L Proof A

Rearrange the letters in quotation marks and you get = April Fool
I guess that answers it!
Jill at London Heathrow
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[lace-chat] Joan Whitfield - please contact me

2005-04-06 Thread Brenda Paternoster
Sorry to post this to the list;
Will Joan Whitfield please contact me off list
Brenda Paternoster in Kent England
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[lace-chat] RE: Scotland names

2005-04-06 Thread Thurlow Weed
I thought something seemed odd about the LIL PRoof A business, but I'm 
not necessarily that alert at the hour of the morning I first read the 
article.  But now that it's been pointed out, it's so obvious it's 
embarrassing. 

However, if anyone is interested, I have an article I wrote several 
years ago (I update the date annually) about the Annual Spaghetti Snail 
Festival in Italy.  It even talks about the indigenous Semolina Flowers 
that grow up in the mountains near beds of fossilised snails.  It'll 
probably have to be an attachment, and it's long, so I hesitate to cut 
and paste to the list.

Thurlow
Lancaster OH
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Re: [lace-chat] Log books, demo time etc

2005-04-06 Thread Steph Peters
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 10:30:20 -0800, Alice wrote:
I'm not the expert, but I'll tell what I know.  One tax-exempt status is 
Nonprofit.  I think the organization has to declare a catagory, and the 
catagory that groups like IOLI and my sewing group qualify for has an 
education element and/or a public service element to it.  In order to show 
that we do volunteer time towards these goals, we have to keep track of how 
many hours we spend each year doing it.

Each member has to report these hours so the collective amount for each 
local group can be reported to the head officers.  The total for the 
organization goes on some report yearly to the tax office.

This is a USA Federal Tax Status situation.  I don't know if there is a 
similar situation in other countries.

The UK situation has both similarities and differences.  The tax-exempt
status for charities, for certain types of income, has categories of which
educational is one.  Education has to be aimed at the public at large, not
just members of the organisation.  So far, fairly similar.

The details of the way the exemption is achieved and maintained are
different.  The UK Inland Revenue evaluates the status of an organisation
once when the organisation applies for the charitable status from The
Charities Commission, a separate government body.  The evaluation is of what
the rules of the organisation set out as its aims and whether the aims are
considered charitable.  The evaluation is of what the organisation intends
to do in the future, without any regard to the past activities. 

Once the charitable status has been achieved, the Inland Revenue do very low
key monitoring of what the charity does.  Provided accounts are filed on
time, the financial details appear consistent with the stated aims and there
isn't an unrelated business being carried on (selling books about lace is
charitable, selling second-hand books in general would not be) then the
Inland Revenue will not enquire further into activities and certainly don't
expect any report of what was actually done, never mind volunteer hours.
Instead the part of the Inland Revenue that deals with charities
concentrates its efforts on looking at border line cases; they spend a lot
of time on a very small number of organisations and leave the
straightforward ones in peace.

Steph
(Accountant and qualified tax professional, who did this stuff for a living
for 15 years)

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