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> Subject: FW: School Excuse Notes
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> These are excuse notes from parents (with their original
spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
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> 1.. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.
> 2.. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I
had her shot.
> 3.. Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
> 4.. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
> 5.. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday
he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
> 6.. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of
his face.
> 7.. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was hurt in the growing part.
> 8.. Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.
> 9.. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his
side.
> 10.. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
> 11.. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
> 12.. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
doctor.
> 13.. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
> 14.. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's
fault.
> 15.. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
> 16.. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
thought it was Sunday.
> 17.. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend her funeral.
> 18.. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend with the Marines.
> 19.. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a
cold and could not breed well.
> 20.. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in
bed with gramps.
> 21.. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a
fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.
> 22.. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school
yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in
bed with the doctor.
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