[lace-chat] weather surprises

2005-07-28 Thread Jenny Barron
further to our talk on weather around the world, the UK just suffered a 
tornado, nothing on the scale of the ones the US suffers from but I wouldn't 
have liked to have been in it's path
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4725279.stm
jenny barron
Scotland

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[lace-chat] Back ups: was: If you have no web site

2005-07-28 Thread Joy Beeson
At 08:49 AM 7/27/05 +0100, Jean Nathan wrote:

 Hadn't thought of 
 backing up to a web site, but then I don't think I like the idea - it's out 
 of my control then.

It's also out of the house -- if  your DVDs are in the same room with your 
computer, all your copies could be destroyed in the same incident.  Some of the 
professional writers on rec.arts.sf.composition aren't happy unless at least 
one of their back-up copies is on a different *continent*.

A web site is no place to park files someone would make an effort to read 
(though I believe that our ISP supplies secure filespace for an extra fee), 
but it's a good place for files that are precious only to you -- pictures taken 
on a trip you saved up fifty years to be able to take, for example.  

Some folks say if the house burns down, my unfinished manuscripts are going to 
be the least of my worries -- but most folks poke around in the ashes hoping 
that *something* escaped.  It makes sense to save anything that's easy to save. 
 

For financial records, I recall the joke about the electrical engineer who, 
when someone asked what was currently the best insulator, said The same as 
it's always been:  ten feet of fresh air.   The best firewall is a physical 
break in the connection -- don't keep sensitive files on a computer that's 
hard-wired into the net.  And once a month, mail a DVD to someone who can be 
trusted to incinerate it when he gets the next one.  (Or overwrite it with his 
data and mail it back, if it's that sort of DVD.)  Or if it's *really* 
sensitive, deliver it yourself.  
My mother's prescriptions were saved, once, because her pharmacist made a habit 
of taking a set of floppies home with him every night.

-- 
Joy Beeson
http://home.earthlink.net/~joybeeson/
http://home.earthlink.net/~dbeeson594/ROUGHSEW/ROUGH.HTM 
http://home.earthlink.net/~beeson_n3f/ 
http://www.timeswrsw.com/craig/cam/ (local weather)
west of Fort Wayne, Indiana, U.S.A.
where I woke up yesterday to hear the air conditioner NOT running.

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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Talking to a bush

2005-07-28 Thread Tamara P Duvall

I may have seen this one before - can't remember...


From: L.F.


Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, 
President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe 
and sandals and holding a staff.


President Bush went up to the man and said, Aren't you Moses?

The man never answered but just kept staring straight ahead. Again the 
President said Moses! in a loud voice.  The man just kept staring 
ahead, never answering the president.


Bush pulled a Secret Service agent aside and pointing to the robed man 
and asked him, Doesn't that man look like Moses to you? The Secret 
Service agent agreed.


Well, said the President, every time I say his name, he just keeps 
staring straight ahead and refuses to speak.  Watch !  Again the 
President yelled, Moses ! and again the man stared ahead and didn't 
answer.


The Secret Service  agent went  up to the man in the white robe and 
whispered, You look just like Moses, are you Moses? 


The man leaned over and whispered back, Yes I am Moses. However, the 
last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wondering in the desert 
and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the middle east 
where there was no oil.

 
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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: The snorer

2005-07-28 Thread Tamara P Duvall
Now *this one* I have not seen before (dare say some of you might have. 
If so, don't bother telling me g)



From: L.F.


Four guys from Lake Aasgaard went up to Northern Minnesota fishing.  To
save  a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two 
bedrooms.


Well, Arne sleeps with Ole the first night and he comes to breakfast in
the  morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot.

They say, Vat happen to you?  Arne says, That Ole, he snores so
loud, I vas kept avake vatching him all night.  I can't do dat 'nother
night so vun of you's got to do it.  Since Ole snores so loudly, no 
one else

wants to room with him, but they finally agree to take turns.

The next night is Oscar's turn.  In the morning, same thing -- hair all
standing up, eyes all bloodshot.  Oscar declares, Fer sure, dat Ole
shakes  da roof.  And he sleeps so hard, I couldn't vake him.  I 
vatched him

all night.

The third night was Sven's turn.  Next morning Sven comes to breakfast
bright eyed and bushy tailed. They can't believe it! They say, Vat
happened?

Sven says, Vell, ve get ready for bed. I go und tuck Ole into bed and
kiss him good night and den I pat him on da butt. Den he vatches me all 
night.


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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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Re: [lace-chat] Back ups: was: If you have no web site

2005-07-28 Thread Martha Krieg
Periodically I cut a CD in triplicate; keep one at home, put one in 
the safety deposit box at the bank, and squirrel one away in my desk 
at work. It won't help if we are ground zero in a nuclear attack, but 
if they break into the house and take everything computer-related or 
lightning strikes the house, it should help.  Important files I back 
up immediately to another machine between the CDs.

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