From: A. N.
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist"
garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini
came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the
blonde passed them, she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning,
Father." nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So, the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even
saw them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in
their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous
topless blonde, wearing only a string bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good
morning, Father. Good morning, Father." and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young lady" "Yes, Father?" "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela." she replied!
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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