Re: [lace-chat] :) Fwd: Testing, testing

2004-03-26 Thread Lorri Ferguson
I got 21 of the 29.  But it sure is amazing the ones we miss.  Some I just 
didn't read correctly.

Lorri


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From: "Tamara P. Duvall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: [lace-chat] :) Fwd: Testing, testing


> Since the "Programmers or Killers" test was so popular, here's two
> more... :) Both are aimed at US "audience", but I thought they might be
> amusing to soem others as well.
>
> Apologies to both sources, but it seemed easier to "bundle" the two, so
> each of you will get "something old and something new"...
>
> > From: R.P.
> > This is fun (and infuriating) if you have a few spare minutes...
> > http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/map_test.swf
>
> Failed this one dismally... :)
>
> > From: C.B.
> > Here's a list of mind teasers...  some of it won't make sense to
> > non-US people, but it was fun to take!  I got 18.
>
> Considering...
> That the Brothers Grimm version (the one I grew up with, rather than
> the Disney one) says "7 dwarfs" without naming a single one... That "a
> standard pack" of matches is an imprecise term (I use a box of wooden
> ones, and --correctly -- rememberred there are 32. Reason I remembered
> is that I thought it a rip-off; there are *50* in a Polish matchbox
> )... That I'm almost phobic about using the phone, don't watch TV
> and don't listen to the radio... That I don't like hot-dogs even
> without buns and don't buy them... In short, that I'm still very much a
> "Yankee at King Arthur's Court", even after 30yrs here...  And that I
> must be a *universal* oddball -- #7 was the wrong answer for me; I
> checked afterwards... I'd done good, with 15 correct answers. The one I
> missed and cannot forgive myself for missing is the one about a dollar
> bill; you'd think, with my ingrained tight-fistedness, I'd know it by
> heart, but *noo*; instead, I've been thinking in nickel and dimes
> terms... :)
>
> So, see how well you do... The *average* is supposed to be 7 correct
> answers; must be those lowered standards we keep hearing about, that's
> supposed to make us feel better about our achievements.  Unless, of
> course, 95% of the test takers are not in the US... :)
>
> > Mind teasers of COMMON KNOWLEDGE. No cheating! No looking around! No
> > using anything on or in your desk or computer!
> >
> > Can you beat 17?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers and check
> > answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions. REMEMBER-
> > NO CHEATING!!!
>
> > LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.
> >
> > 1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on
> > the top or bottom?
> >
> > 2. How many states are there? (Don't laugh, some
> > people don't know)
> >
> > 3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
> >
> > 4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
> >
> > 5. What two letters don't appear on the telephone dial? (No cheating!)
> >
> > 6. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
> >
> > 7. When you walk does your left arm swing w/your right or left leg?
> >
> > 8. How many matches are in a standard pack?
> >
> > 9. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
> >
> > 10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
> >
> > 11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or
> > clockwise?
> >
> > 12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
> >
> > 13. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
> >
> > 14. Which side of a women's blouse are the buttons on?
> >
> > 15. On a NY license plate, is New York on the top or bottom?
> >
> > 16. Which way do fans rotate?
> >
> > 17. Whose face is on a dime?
> >
> > 18. How many sides does a stop sign have?
> >
> > 19. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left
> > side?
> >
> > 20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
> >
> > 21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
> >
> > 22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's
> > missing?
> >
> > 23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
> >
> > 24. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
> >
> > 25. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the
> > opening between the 

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Testing, testing

2004-03-25 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Since the "Programmers or Killers" test was so popular, here's two 
more... :) Both are aimed at US "audience", but I thought they might be 
amusing to soem others as well.

Apologies to both sources, but it seemed easier to "bundle" the two, so 
each of you will get "something old and something new"...

From: R.P.
This is fun (and infuriating) if you have a few spare minutes...
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/map_test.swf
Failed this one dismally... :)

From: C.B.
Here's a list of mind teasers...  some of it won't make sense to 
non-US people, but it was fun to take!  I got 18.
Considering...
That the Brothers Grimm version (the one I grew up with, rather than 
the Disney one) says "7 dwarfs" without naming a single one... That "a 
standard pack" of matches is an imprecise term (I use a box of wooden 
ones, and --correctly -- rememberred there are 32. Reason I remembered 
is that I thought it a rip-off; there are *50* in a Polish matchbox 
)... That I'm almost phobic about using the phone, don't watch TV 
and don't listen to the radio... That I don't like hot-dogs even 
without buns and don't buy them... In short, that I'm still very much a 
"Yankee at King Arthur's Court", even after 30yrs here...  And that I 
must be a *universal* oddball -- #7 was the wrong answer for me; I 
checked afterwards... I'd done good, with 15 correct answers. The one I 
missed and cannot forgive myself for missing is the one about a dollar 
bill; you'd think, with my ingrained tight-fistedness, I'd know it by 
heart, but *noo*; instead, I've been thinking in nickel and dimes 
terms... :)

So, see how well you do... The *average* is supposed to be 7 correct 
answers; must be those lowered standards we keep hearing about, that's 
supposed to make us feel better about our achievements.  Unless, of 
course, 95% of the test takers are not in the US... :)

Mind teasers of COMMON KNOWLEDGE. No cheating! No looking around! No 
using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 17?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers and check 
answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions. REMEMBER- 
NO CHEATING!!!

LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE.

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on
the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there? (Don't laugh, some
people don't know)
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two letters don't appear on the telephone dial? (No cheating!)

6. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?

7. When you walk does your left arm swing w/your right or left leg?

8. How many matches are in a standard pack?

9. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

10. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

11. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or
clockwise?
12. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

13. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

14. Which side of a women's blouse are the buttons on?

15. On a NY license plate, is New York on the top or bottom?

16. Which way do fans rotate?

17. Whose face is on a dime?

18. How many sides does a stop sign have?

19. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left
side?
20. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

21. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's
missing?
23. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

24. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

25. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the
opening between the slats?
26. On the back of a $1 bill, what is in the center?

27. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no 
digits?

28. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

29. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

**
Don't look at answers below until you complete all the
questions
1. Bottom

2. 50 (please tell me you got this one!)

3. Right

4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, & gold

5. Q, Z

6. 1, 0

7. Right

8. 20

9. Red

10. 88

11. Counter (north of the equator)

12. Towards bottom right

13. 12 (no #1)

14. Left

15. Top

16. Clockwise as you look at it

17. Roosevelt

18. 8

19. Left

20. 5

21. 6

22. Bashful

23. 8

24. Ace of spades

25. Left

26. ONE

27. *, #

28. 3

29. Counter
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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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