[lace-chat] Fwd: Fw: southerners vs Scots
I thought this was apt as the snow leaves Scotland and travels down the UK, the last line the 6 nations refers to the Rugby Union Championship that is finishing this weekend and no Scotland will not win this year but we've done not badvbg jenny barron somewhat chilly south of Inverness Subject: southerners vs Scots 50F degrees People in southern England turn on the central heating People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants 40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs 35F degrees Cars in the south of England refuse to start People in Falkirk drive with their windows down 20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt girls start wearing mini-skirts 15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry Zero degrees Life in the south grinds to a halt Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold Minus 10F degrees Life in the south ceases to exist People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket Minus 80F degrees Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers Minus 100F degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole People in Stirling put on their 'long johns' Minus 173F degrees Alcohol freezes Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut Minus 297F degrees Microbial life starts to disappear The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands Minus 460F degrees All atomic motion stops Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands Minus 500F degrees Hell freezes over Scotland wins the 6 nations To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [lace-chat] Fwd: Fw: southerners vs Scots
lol OTOH, I'm sure we've got more soft southerners on this list than we have people from Scotland ;o) There're certainly more active posters from the south, even just those that give their address as Dorset (inc. me, sometimes) than there are people who put Scotland as their address! :- Helen At 15:09 14/03/2006, Jenny Barron wrote: Subject: southerners vs Scots Helen, Somerset, UK Forget the formulae, let's make lace -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 268.2.2/280 - Release Date: 13/03/2006 To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
