I'm going to be brave and send this on to chat - if it offends I'm sorry but the heat is frying for what passes for my brains at the moment and it did make me lol jenny barron scorching NE Scotland > >A Queenslander is drinking in a West Aussie bar when he gets a call on his >mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of >drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just >produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds. > >Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the >Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland. Like said, >my >boy is a typical Queensland baby boy. > >Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of >"STREWTH" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains. > >Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar. The bartender says >"You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds >at >birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks. We >were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh? > >The proud father answers, ³17 pounds" The bartender is puzzled and >concerned. >"What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born. > >The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX, wipes his >lips >on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says............... > > > > > >.............."Had him circumcised" No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.8.3/362 - Release Date: 12/06/2006
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