Re: Appalling vampire joke

2001-04-05 Thread Neil Ford

On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 01:51:45PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 What the hell, it's no less than you deserve...
 
 Paul
 
 
 One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
 smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, vol-au-vents, chicken wings,
 chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descend on him from a
 great height and knock him to the ground.
 
 "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
 
 "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
 
 
 Boom boom !
 


On Mon, 29 Jan 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:

 One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
 smoked salmon sandwiches, bread rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings,
 chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descends on him from a
 great height and knocks him to the ground.
  
  "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
  
 
  
 "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer."
 
Sometimes archiving london-pm has it's benefits. :-)

Neil.



Re: Appalling vampire joke

2001-04-05 Thread Paul Makepeace

Doh. I have the archive too, and knew I should've ~b'ed it but the
pain of dial-up prevented me.  Sorry 'bout that.

P

On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 11:03:06PM +0100, Neil Ford wrote:
 On Thu, Apr 05, 2001 at 01:51:45PM -0700, Paul Makepeace wrote:
  What the hell, it's no less than you deserve...
  
  Paul
  
  
  One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
  smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, vol-au-vents, chicken wings,
  chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descend on him from a
  great height and knock him to the ground.
  
  "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
  
  "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
  
  
  Boom boom !
  
 
 
 On Mon, 29 Jan 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:
 
  One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
  smoked salmon sandwiches, bread rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings,
  chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descends on him from a
  great height and knocks him to the ground.
   
   "Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath
   
  
   
  "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer."
  
 Sometimes archiving london-pm has it's benefits. :-)
 
 Neil.